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Flashback:
Ten years ago. At Puncture High School Francine Peters is rehearsing her lines for the school play. She's about to go on in a few minutes, but she complains to Miss Beem that her toga won't stay up like its supposed to. Miss Beem doesn't want to hear about it. Suddenly Francine is yanked into the shadows by her naughty friend Katchoo, who was suspended for blowing up some guy's locker. Katchoo says she doesn't want to miss watching her best friend make a fool of herself in front of the whole school. Francine misses her cue. Miss Beem finds Francine and thrusts her out on stage. Francine is playing a serving wench, but she drops a pot of liquid refreshment. Freddy Femur slips on the spilled liquid, and grabs Francine's toga on his way down. Francine is left standing there wearing nothing but her panties after her wardrobe malfunction, boobs revealed in all their glory.
Flashback:
Last week. Freddy Femurs and Francine Peters are sleeping together, but he's too clumsy. He grabs the wrong things, licks the wrong things, and rolls over on Francine's hair. She makes him sleep on the floor once again. In the morning Katchoo's alarm clock goes off. She pulls a gun out of her drawer and shoots the clock, destroying it. This draws her roommate Francine rushing in to see what happened. Freddy mutters that it was probably her vibrator backfiring again. Freddy follows Francine into Katchoo's room and starts giving her a hard time. Katchoo won't roll over for him, she retorts that Freddy should keep trying to get laid, every dog gets a bone if he begs long enough. In the kitchen Freddy is upset, not so much that he had to take Katchoo's crap, but that Katchoo was right. This leads to an argument where Francine reveals she doesn't want to "give it away" because she's afraid Freddy will have his conquest and immediately leave her. Freddy works himself up into a rage and leaves her right then. Katchoo sits next to Francine on the floor as Francine cries, and tells her she believes no man is ever going to love her like she wants them to because they don't know how. Then Katchoo says if Francine wants somebody to beg for her body every night she would do it herself. This is a joke to Francine, who begins to laugh through her tears, but it is no joke for Katchoo. She pretends to woo Francine, and almost kisses her, but Francine freaks out, screams, "Why does everybody keep trying to..." and leaves. And Katchoo punishes herself for being so stupid.
Francine misses Freddy, she leaves message after message on his machine. In an art museum, Katchoo expresses her disdain for a sculpture by leaving a used tampon on it. This is observed by David Qin. When he catches up to her, he mentions what he saw her do, and she replies, "Sexist crap!" Then he says asks, "What does this piece say to you?" and she merely replies "Piss off!" and leaves. He follows her out into the rain, and receives more abuse, but he's persistent. He brings up the idea of just having coffee together, and this finally breaks through to her.
Francine goes to Freddy Femurs' office to see him, and barges her way past the secretary, Margaret, who is trying to ensure Freddy's privacy. Francine insists, however, and goes straight to his office where she throws off her trench coat to reveal a voluptuous body in a bikini. But Freddy is already in the middle of banging a secretary on his desk. Francine is devastated and flees in tears. Freddy fires Margaret.
In the coffee shop Katchoo gets more and more agitated as she lays down the law how things will be, and if David ever lies to her she will feed his balls to his cat. The waitress offers some decaf.
At home Francine has been on a food binge all day. Katchoo says the phone is for Francine, it's Freddy, and Francine rushes to pick it up. They arrange a meeting. Francine admits it was her fault he turned to the other woman, and she wants to start over fresh. Freddy says it's not worth it, and he has to get going, he's got someone waiting in his Porsche. Francine has zero self-esteem at this point, she is begging for him to reconsider. Finally she strips off all her clothes and throws them in his face, ready to give her body to him at last, right there in public, but he won't do it.
At home Katchoo is doodling in her art studio, and naturally Francine's face pops up on the painting. David is there and he's very impressed with her style. Katchoo is pleased, but she pretends that his saccharine sweetness is too much. Outside their window, Francine crashes her car into a tree. She's unconscious. Katchoo can't open the driver's side door. David can open the other door, but he's reluctant to pull Francine out because she's naked. Katchoo makes him carry her into the house. In her delerium, Francine says, "No Freddy, don't..." and Katchoo comes to the conclusion that Freddy raped her. She swears by almighty Goddess that he is a dead man.
