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Freddy goes to the house of his buddy who once dated Francine, the one who still has her bikini and some sexy pictures. The lie Freddy is using is that he's back with Francine and she wants that stuff back. Chuck has his own girlfriend Rachel there, and he doesn't want her to know he still has that stuff, so he runs off mysteriously. While Chuck is looking for the goods, Freddy asks her how long she has known Chuck. "Long enough for him to know better than to keep any secrets from me." She pulls up her shirt and flashes Freddy her boobs. "There, now we have a secret from him."
When Freddy gets in the car he pulls out Francine's bikini bottom and sniffs it like the disgusting dog he is. Then he gets to the main event, a spectacular picture of our Rubenesque heroine Francine in all her glory, wearing that bikini on a sunny beach. Now Freddy is good to go.
David wakes up in bed to the smell of coffee. "K-K-Katchoo?" he stammers. "Who were you expecting to wake up to, K-K-Katy?" she replies. Men are all the same, she mutters. Give them the time of their life, and they immediately forget your name...
Poor Francine walks all alone to work, but Freddy finally catches up to her. He wants to talk. He loves her. Oh, so that's why he wants to marry Casey the buttless wonder, she replies. He tells her he has been playing racquetball with her boss and he called in for her, telling them she's having a family emergency. That will give them time to talk.
In the elevator he hits the stop button between floors. He confesses that life has lost all meaning for him since he broke up. What's the use of having a townhouse and a Porsche and a downtown club membership if he has nobody to share it with? And he doesn't even care about sex anymore. Freddy wants Francine to admit the same thing has been happening to her. She's let herself go to hell, her hair sucks, she's put on weight, she's working a job she hates and she lives with a lesbian pit bull.
Francine says leave Katchoo out of this.
Freddy says he wishes he could leave Katchoo out of this, but it's like she's joined to Francine at the hip or something. Freddy explores that angle for a bit, and then concludes that Francine is gay. That explains why she wouldn't have sex with a real man like him, she couldn't handle it. Which means Chuck must have been lying to him about Francine the lean mean sex machine when she's really just the singing nun.
Francine says things with Chuck were different. Freddy says no joke. Freddy says "The thing is, you actually fucked both of us, but he's the only one who got laid!"
Francine slaps him. He almost hits her back, but he restrains himself. He says he's disappointed in her. He thought she was special. He drops an e-ticket on the floor that he says Francine won't be needing after all. It's a hop from Houston to Honolulu. After Freddy leaves, Francine picks it up and reads it, so deep in thought she blocks the door to the elevator for someone who needs to get on.
