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The White Hat Girls win. And even Jesus is an honorary White Hat Girl.


  • For people who claim to not be "of the world" there's sure a lot a bookshelf space being taken up in Christian bookstores by books about the immanent end of that same world they're allegedly not attached very much to.
  • I run Ubuntu and have Open Solaris, Puppy, and other distros running on Virtual Box, sometimes simultaneously. It's a no-Win situation!
  • Linux Geeks: Smart. Single. Sexy. Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad!
  • It only takes one finger to wave to a Democrat.
  • Beware of half truths; your half may be the liberal half!
  • Whip me, beat me, make me vote Demo!
  • Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house
  • I surveyed 100 men and asked what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How did you get in here?"
  • Dead men or living, big men or small, free-wheeling liberals tax them all!
  • If liberals were smart, they wouldn't be liberals, now, would they?
  • Inside every liberal is a Commissar longing to be feared.
  • Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
  • Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
  • Coffee, n.. The person upon whom one coughs.
  • Fed prints 25% more dollars in one month. Oil prices rise 25% in one month. Hmm...
  • Bush took US budget from $1.86 trillion to $3.52 trillion in 8 years. Obama has bumped it up to $3.69 trillion, but HE'S the Marxist?
  • What The Heck Happened to the Anti-War Movement? After Nobama got in they said, "Those are OUR Predator drones"
  • Coyote liberal: chews off three limbs, & still in trap!
  • Gov. Abercrombie will end his quest to prove Obama was born in Hawaii because it's against state law to release pvt. documents (sure)
  • I was watching a chicken cross the road. It was poultry in motion.
  • Women live 9.7 years longer than men, but waste it in their Snuggies watching Gossip Girl
  • Today, there are 40 four-star generals and admirals, more than in 1971 even though the number of active troops has shrunk by almost half.
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