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Francine comes home and sees the male nude painting Katchoo has started. Looks like David, she says. It is David, Katchoo replies. Francine wonders what he will say if he knew Katchoo was omitting his clothes. Katchoo replies that David posed nude for the painting. And this turns into a fight. Francine is jealous. Katchoo says she'd rather paint Francine nude. Francine says she'll think about it, once again too timid to jump in with both feet, but at least she's off the subject of David.

Francine goes to the gym and is assigned her own trainer, Monica, a girl with huge arms and no butt. Monica takes her measurements and weighs Francine. She's 169 lbs, so she needs some work. When Monica puts her on the machines, Francine starts thinking of killing Monica, because she knows too much. Not even Katchoo knows her true measurements. By the time she was finished,she was too tired to walk the three blocks to work, so she thought she'd flag down a bus. The next thing she knows, a bus splashes mud all over her nice work clothes.

Back at the apartment David sees the partly-finished nude and he says it's obscene. This really pisses Katchoo off. He's got a lot of nerve to walk into her house and say her art is obscene. Does he think it's wrong for an artist to paint her boyfriend? She compares David to his sister Darcy Parker, always playing head games. She presses this button some more, and it hits a nerve, he blows up. "SHUT UP! I'M NOT LIKE THAT! I AM NOT MY SISTER!"

Katchoo asks what he's doing there. He says he just wants to share her life. She swings her arms around the tiny apartment. "This is my life now, David. I do nothing. I keep my mouth shut and try to forget about where I've been, what I've done, who I did it with." There's a sudden silence, and she continues. "I paint."

David says he knows the feeling that makes her want to hide for the rest of her life. She asks him how he got through it. He answers, "Jesus Christ."

Francine's friend at work steals some dry clean clothes from the condom commercial they are shooting down the hall. It's the best she can do. Francine is grateful, but she dreads spending her first day at work dressed like that (later when Katchoo sees it she says she looks like a hooker in a school crossing, "I don't know whether to jump you or wave you across".) Francine steels herself and opens the door. "Oh my god," the director says..."THAT'S IT! That's the look we need! People, THIS is the new Command Purpose Condoms Girl!"