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Now it's Francine's turn to wake up and destroy her alarm clock. At work she gets the news that "Rachel" is gone. Her coworkers say it's funny, because she came in the same way. Their parent company PACKARD-YERR sent Rachel there four months ago with orders to make her fit in.

On the streets of LA "Ralphie" and "Norton" walk into a lesbian bar, oblivious to what it is. Ralphie starts hitting on Katchoo, who is drinking shots and building a pyramid of the shot glasses when she's finished with each one. Katchoo passes out and falls on the floor under the bar. Ralphie picks Katchoo up, but no one will help him because she's a "Parker Girl" which means "hands off". Just then Tambi walks in, a giant of a woman. She takes Katchoo off Ralphie's hands and slings her unconscious over her shoulder. A femme exclaims, "How romantic!" as Tambi walks out of the bar and loads Katchoo into a limo.

The next morning Katchoo (who doesn't remember Tambi scooping her up) checks into a dive of a hotel in LA and calls Francine, who tells her that Rachel quit her job just the other day, and now she's on television, with a new name "Beverly Pace" and she's engaged to be married to the Republican candidate for President after the "untimely" death of his wife Barbara in an car accident last year.

Francine mentions that her parent company PACKARD-YERR pulled Rachel off the job. This makes Katchoo swear like a sailor. When Francine asks what's going on, Katchoo tells her that it's an anagram for something else. But she has to go, she'll call Francine later tonight.

Francine grabs a piece of paper and works it out. Packard-Yerr. Card Yarder. Perrd Racka. Dark Pace. Darcy Parker.

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