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Pia Petrescu is a model for Katchoo, but she is 30 lbs underweight. Katchoo and Jet try to get her to eat a grape "no bigger than your eyeball" but Pia says no way she is eating an eyeball. If she eats it before posing for class she'll be bloated. The conversation drifts and Katchoo screams to get it back on subject. Outside, Jay tells Silent Bob, "Damn, dude, I can here that bitch from here." Silent Bob fires up a gas torch, and Jay says, "Snoochie Boochies!"
Pia was the one who called Francine "Ma'am" and made her feel old. Katchoo could never use her as a model because she was too skinny, but she uses her in the studio because the models need to see a variety of body types. Katchoo realizes she can't judge Pia, "We're all deer in a field of lions, trying to live above the fear." Katchoo resolves to ask David if he wants a big cheeseburger for lunch. She sees Casey sitting close to him and kissing him. "Of course some of the deer are back-stabbing jackals. Animals suck! Jungles suck! Metaphors suck! Sucking sucks!"
Francine calls her husband Brad and wants to treat him for lunch, but he's working and he's too busy. He's always working, what happened to their talk about making time for each other. This angers Francine and she hangs up.
Casey tells Katchoo she knows she loves David too, but its her turn. She waited long enough. "He's not a ride, bimbo," Katchoo says. She launches into a bitter tirade about her riding him like a bucking horse with her rodeo bangs flopping and silicone sloshing, and her pretzel tricks. Casey says she forgot her two nose jobs, and she forgot to do a whole comedy routine about her dyslexia. Katchoo apologizes. Casey says its hard to hear when it comes from Katchoo, but she realizes Katchoo is just a little jealous.
Casey says, "I can't see you in a long term relationship with any guy, even David. It's just not you." Katchoo tells her not to tell her what Katchoo wants, it just pisses her off, she's the smart one here. "Yes, you're smart and beautiful, but when it comes to love you don't know what you want and you're afraid to commit. David is the one for me, you had your chance and you blew it, so stay out of the way and don't mess it up!"
Katchoo karate-chops a coffee table in half, then she grabs Casey's shirt and flops her onto the ground. "If you hurt David I'll kick your ass!" Casey says she loves it when Katchoo gets physical.
Francine comes to the studio and wants to take David to lunch, but he takes a pass because he has a headache. So Francine goes upstairs and invites Katchoo, and she accepts, but first she wants to go to the hospital because she broke her hand.
Casey goes looking for David, but he's passed out from pain in the men's room. Later, he takes the bus home, and listens to message from Casey and another message from Francine about how Katchoo chopped a table in two and broke her hand. Finally he gets a message from Katchoo about she's cool with him and Casey doing backflips on the bed, even if it's kind of disgusting. David is unconscious and doesn't even know Katchoo called. Tambi comes into the house like a giant dark phantom and stands over him. "When are you going to tell them?" He scoops David up off the couch and carries him upstairs to his bed.
