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  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! yer a bible thumping sperm worshipper!
  • a friend loveth at all times... --the bible
  • a fundie borg: you must believe the bible to be assimilat
  • a little boy to his dad: i found this dry leaf in this old bible. do you think it belonged to adam and eve?
  • all bibles are man-made. - thomas edison
  • all the wealth i want you can find in here (the bible). -- mulcahy
  • a man with a gun is safer than a man with a bible and a gun.
  • and ye shall lie to thy voting populace - liberal bible
  • and ye shall tax thy populace as oft as ye want... - liberal bible
  • and ye shall tax thy populace as oft as ye want... -- liberal bible
  • and ye shall throw money at the problem... - liberal bible
  • ...and ye shall throw money at the problem... - liberal bible
  • and ye shall throw money at the problem - liberal bible
  • and ye shall throw money at the problem... - liberal bible
  • a thorough knowledge of the bible is worth more than a college education. - theodore roosevelt
  • a well-read bible is the sign of a well-fed soul
  • bananas have a bible. fast by johann amadeus matesky
  • baseball in the bible??? gen 1.1 in the big inning
  • baseball is in the bible, too: in the big inning
  • be kind to all except non-christians and pro-choicers - bible
  • be kind to all except non-christians and pro-choicers -- bible
  • believe in the bible? hell, man, i've **seen** one.
  • believe in the bible? hell no, i've read it.
  • believe in the bible? hell no, i've read it.
  • berman's bible: al what me worry newman
  • berman's bible: barry u.s. bonds
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  • berman's bible: jeff alfred e. newman
  • berman's bible: jeff dedmon don't wear plaid
  • berman's bible: jeff lahti da
  • berman's bible: jeff romancing the stone
  • berman's bible: jerry ike and tina turner
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  • berman's bible: jim people are strange morrison
  • berman's bible: jim two silhouettes on deshaies
  • berman's bible: jim washer and dwyer
  • berman's bible: joaquin the dog andujar
  • berman's bible: jody davis eyes
  • berman's bible: joe actual retail price
  • berman's bible: joel come on people now youngblood
  • berman's bible: john clams castino
  • berman's bible: john holy moses
  • berman's bible: johnny manta ray
  • berman's bible: john pass the grubb
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  • berman's bible: jose blame it on rijo
  • berman's bible: jose can you see cruz
  • berman's bible: julio generalissimo franco
  • berman's bible: julio schoolyard solano
  • berman's bible: julio won't you take me on a sea cruz
  • berman's bible: keith shrimp creel
  • berman's bible: ken fix or repair dayley
  • berman's bible: ken good morning mr. phelps
  • berman's bible: ken magnum forsch
  • berman's bible: kevin small mouth bass
  • berman's bible: kevin totally gross
  • berman's bible: kirby union gap puckett
  • berman's bible: lamarr where does it hoyt
  • berman's bible: larry satin sheets
  • berman's bible: manny kingston trillo
  • berman's bible: mark beetle bailey
  • berman's bible: mark crystal clear
  • berman's bible: mark eve of distruction mcgwire
  • berman's bible: mark tossed salas
  • berman's bible: me and willie mcgee
  • berman's bible: mel tammany hall
  • berman's bible: mike heath bar
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  • berman's bible: oscar 6 to 5 gamble
  • berman's bible: ozzie like a virgil
  • berman's bible: pat ok corrales
  • berman's bible: paul kremlin moskau
  • berman's bible: rafael say it again santana
  • berman's bible: randy bird in the hand bush
  • berman's bible: ray i dub thee knight
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  • berman's bible: rob rein deer
  • berman's bible: rod scurry with the fringe on top
  • berman's bible: ron born in the u.s. cey
  • berman's bible: ron greco romanick
  • berman's bible: ron ma and pa kittle
  • berman's bible: ron oh my darling
  • berman's bible: roy thurston b. howell
  • berman's bible: ruben high sierra
  • berman's bible: rudy mother in law
  • berman's bible: ruppert along came jones
  • berman's bible: ryne carl sandberg
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  • berman's bible: scott tallulah bankhead
  • berman's bible: sid coffee and bream
  • berman's bible: steve alto sax
  • berman's bible: steve rainbow trout
  • berman's bible: steve soil bedrosian
  • berman's bible: ted blues power
  • berman's bible: terry swimming puhl
  • berman's bible: tim purple raines
  • berman's bible: toby last harrah
  • berman's bible: todd caribbean cruz
  • berman's bible: tom cotton candiotti
  • berman's bible: tom ex hume
  • berman's bible: tom leave it to seaver
  • berman's bible: tommy ben herr
  • berman's bible: tony jala pena
  • berman's bible: vance common law
  • berman's bible: vern golden ruhle
  • berman's bible: von purple hayes
  • berman's bible: wade cranberry boggs
  • berman's bible: wally absorbine joyner
  • berman's bible: wally takin' care of business backman
  • bible - all knowledge contained therein
  • bible: also known as the a body owners hand book
  • bible: _b_asic _i_nstructions _b_efore _l_eaving _e_a
  • bible = basic instructions before leaving earth
  • bible believer - niv, 1978
  • bible - believing it begins life eternal
  • bible, but what does that have to say about being a christian now?
  • bible is copyrighted by god.
  • bible is pronounced buy bull
  • bible - just read it!
  • bible, n. - religious tract, to be taken with a pillar of salt
  • bible: purchase of a male bovine
  • bible quotation #1: i am the antichrist -sex pistols
  • bible says it, i believe it, that settles it: creationist concrete.
  • bibles that are worn out belong to those who aren't
  • bible study takes 50% spiritually & 50% caffienne
  • bible - tells of the miracles of god. seed catalogue - proves them!
  • bible thumpers should use the unabridged version.
  • bible? which bible? are you talking about c or pascal bible?
  • bible? yes, it's right over there next to grimm's fairy tales.
  • bible? yes, it's right over there next to grimn's fairy s
  • boolean bible. it's all true and/or at least partly false
  • bored? #372. recopy the bible substituting your name for god.
  • bother, said pooh, as he opened the satanic bible.
  • bother, said pooh, as the satanic bible burst into flames
  • careful!!...you may be the only bible some people ever read.
  • cars in the bible? ..they came together in one accord..
  • cataclysm: bible study classes for cats.
  • christian: one who believes the bible is something used to control the
  • christians believe the bible is something used to control the neighbors
  • creationist concrete: bible says it, i believe it, that settles it.
  • creationists have an uphill battle with the bible
  • creationists: tired of thinking? quote the bible.
  • declaration of independence, 1,300 words. the bible, 773,000
  • def: lipogenesis: references to fat in the bible
  • does your bible teach arrogance, or is it a learned trait? - fafnirm
  • do i believe in the bible? heck, i've actually seen one!
  • do i believe in the bible? hell man, i've seen one!
  • do i believe in the bible? hell man, i've seen one!
  • do i believe in the bible? hell, man - i've seen one!
  • do i believe in the bible? hell yes!!! i've seen one!
  • do i believe in the bible? hey, man, i've seen one!!
  • do i believe in the bible? it is my guide book.
  • do i believe in the bible? shoot, man, i've seen one!
  • do i believe in the bible? sure, i've even seen one!!!
  • do i believe in the bible? well, i've seen one
  • do i believe in the bible? yes i've seen one.
  • don't talk to the demon's mistress, have a bible
  • don't waste our time with the bible. use *real* evidence. - psimpson
  • even in bible days, men would not stop to ask directions
  • even the bible supports conservatism. read ecclesiastes 10:2 and see.
  • every follower of christ is to be a living bible
  • ex -lax: moses took two tablets and went in the mountains. - bible
  • ex-lax: moses took two tablets and went in the mountains. - bible
  • farting: make a joyful noise... - bible
  • free bible! just download joanof.arc
  • french kissing: and they shall worship in tongues... - bible
  • french kissing: and they shall worship in tongues...- bible
  • from the author of the best selling horror novel, the bible
  • fundi logic: bible says it. evendence contratdics it. bible is right.
  • g-d is not dead. he is alive and autographing bibles today
  • get your bible, we'll look for loopholes. - gazzo
  • god gave you a brain, not a bible!
  • god is not dead. he is alive and autographing bibles at cody s!
  • god is not dead. he is alive and autographing bibles today at waterstones
  • god is not dead! he's alive and autographing bibles at cody's
  • god is not dead - he's alive and autographing bibles at waldenbooks.
  • god is not dead... he's autographing bibles at waldenbooks.
  • god is not deadhe's autographing bibles at waldenbooks.
  • god's alive & well & autographing bibles at waldenbooks
  • great americans of the bible, a time-life series, order n
  • guy: ever read the bible? * crow: no, but i saw the movie
  • happy is he that dashes their little heads against the rock. bible
  • hardcore agnostic bible scholar.
  • hate literature is illegal, ban the bible
  • have you read a book called the bible? i hear it's a bestseller
  • have you thumped your bible today? ...whaddya mean jesus wasn't white?
  • hell hath no fury like the moderator of holy_bible
  • hello, front desk? some guy named gideon left his bible here.
  • hello? front desk? some guy named gideon left his bible here.
  • he's so hypocritical he pirates on-line bible programs.
  • hi! i'm bored, heavily armed, and have a bible.
  • holy bible, batman! it's satan!
  • holy bible version 2.0: the longwords of god
  • hosannah: lady firefighter mentioned in the bible.
  • how appropriate that the bible refers to christians as sheep.
  • how fitting that the bible refers to christians as sheep
  • how many times *has* the bible been translated?
  • i am fundie borg: you must believe the bible to be assimilated.
  • i debunked a fundie once: i read him his bible
  • i don't believe in the bible. i guess i'll have to write one.
  • if all fails, read the bible
  • if a picture paints a thousand words could the bible then become 36 collectable bubblegum cards? -- daas songbook
  • if more christians read the bible there'd be less of them
  • if only more christians read their bibles there'd be less christians.
  • if the bible is not right, how do you decide right??
  • if thinking is too hard, abuse the bible
  • if thinking is too hard, avoid the bible
  • if thinking is too hard, misquote the bible
  • if thinking is too hard, quote the bible
  • if you believed that, i've got an autographed copy of the bible for sale!
  • if you can think, read your bible
  • if you don't count some of jehovah's injunctions, there are no humorists in the bible. -- mordecai richler
  • if your bible is falling apart, then your life probably isn't
  • i have a mind and the ability to reason; i don't need a bible
  • in a church bulletin: children will be led in sinning and bible study.
  • i need a latin bible suitable for reading under water, tom divulged.
  • in the hands of the ignorant, the words of the bible were used to beat plowshares into swords
  • isn't it telling how the bible refers to christians as sheep?
  • it is impossible to mentally or socially enslave a bible-reading people. - horace greeley (1811-1872)
  • it pays in england to be a revolutionary and a bible-smacker most of one's life and then come round. -- lord alfred douglas
  • i've got a welt from the bible belt... -red hot chili peppers
  • i went out walking, with a bible and a gun. the word of god lay heavy on my heart - i was sure i was the one. - bono
  • jefferson put the bible in our schools as a light
  • jenny.sys, from jennifer's new bible software company
  • kansas state library: a bible and the farmers' almanac.
  • kjv and bible are not synonymous terms
  • kjv bible reads: jesus call'd judas his friend! amen!!!!!
  • kodak  : the bible of the mohammedans.
  • leap of faith: bungee jumping with a bible
  • lipogenesis - references to fat in the bible
  • many pages make a thick book, except for pocket bibles which are on very very thin paper
  • missing page from the bible: this is a work of fiction. any resemblance...
  • motorcycles in bible: david's triumph was heard throughout the land!
  • nibbiblettes - crumbs on your chest after snacking in front of the t.v
  • noah webster could quote the bible, chapter and verse
  • nothing debunks fundamentalists like the bible does. - f. rice
  • now that i'm in walk_in_love, i need taglines and a *bible!*
  • one verse does not the bible make.
  • or maybe god designed the bible to cull out nitpickers. - j. prewett
  • orville has been found in more hotel rooms than the bible.
  • ouch! that one was below the bible belt!
  • outlaw the most dangerous weapons of all: bibles!
  • pass the word - eat a bible!
  • people seem to read the bible a whole lot more as they get older . . . the're cramming for their finals
  • political freedom is a political reading of the bible.
  • prevent truth decay -- read the bible!!
  • prevent truth decay.... read your bible
  • puntateuch: the first five bad jokes in the bible
  • put your bible away, try thinking for a change!
  • q: according to the bible, how were the irish created? a: adam looked down at eve and said, oh! hair! andeve
  • q. christian thumpin' it's bible ? a. a pain in the a$$.
  • quoting the bible doesn't count as thinking.
  • readers' digest condensed bible: in the beginning, moses died
  • read the bible - it'll scare the hell out of you.
  • read the bible - it's old, but it's good!
  • read the bible-it will scare the hell out of you.
  • read the enviro-bible: silent spring by rachael carson!
  • re becca j. huggins > kjv bible reads: john 26:50 jesus call'd judas his friend! amen!!!!!
  • recipes are satanical - it says so in my bible
  • redneck library: a bible and the farmers' almanac.
  • remember... god gave you a brain... not a bible!
  • remembergod gave you a brainnot a bible!
  • republicans: a group of sinners mentioned in the bible.
  • right and wrong, my bible doesn't teach right and wrong.
  • rush limbaugh: jim bakker without a bible
  • set me as a seal upon thy heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death. - the bible
  • she could loosen another notch in the bible belt
  • she could loosen another notch in the bible belt
  • she has been found in more hotel rooms than the gideon bible.
  • shooting holes in the bible... er... republican party platform.
  • someday, people will find out that all the bible applies to them
  • so, what's with this guy gideon, anyway? and why can't he ever remember his bible?
  • taglines are satanical - it says so in my bible
  • tennis in the bible: moses served in pharaoh's court...
  • testicles: book of the bible.
  • that's a satanic lie: the bible was written in english.
  • that's a satanic lie: the bible was written in english. r. stokes
  • that the bible sustains a wrong can never make it right
  • the 2400 shall inherit the earth. bible: bill gates vers.
  • the best bible version to use is the 1 you actually read.
  • the bible begins with genesis and ends in revolutions!
  • the bible belt is often caught unbuckled
  • the bible belt won't keep my pants up.
  • the bible: criticized most by those who read it least.
  • the bible does not say, love thy neighbor, unless he's gay.
  • the bible does _not_ say noah took cats aboard the ark
  • the bible doesn't need to be rewritten, it needs to be reread
  • the bible falling apart usually belongs to a person who isn't.
  • the bible for blondes: oral sex techniques by n. onegulp.
  • the bible: god's qwk packet for @n@
  • the bible: god's qwk packet to the human race!
  • the bible has a word to describe safe sex: it's called marriage.
  • the bible is an opiate to keep the beasts of burden complacent.
  • the bible is a window in this prison of hope, through which we look into eternity. - timothy dwight
  • the bible is criticised most by those who think while reading it
  • the bible is criticized most by those who read it least.
  • the bible is criticized most by those who think while reading it.
  • the bible is god talking to you. prayer is you talking to god
  • the bible is literature, not dogma. - george santayana
  • the bible is only effective for those that belive in it; i don't.
  • the bible is the bread of life that never becomes stale.
  • the bible is the cornerstone for american liberty
  • the bible, it knows, and some people hate that! (heb. 4:12)
  • the bible says love thy neighbor , doesn't it?
  • the bible says, love thy neighbor, hate the gayness
  • the bible says so, that's why!
  • the bible, the blood, and the blessed hope.
  • the bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat
  • the blonde bible? the joy of oral sex...
  • the book means bible. so don't swear by the book
  • the canadian tire catalogue is my bible!!!
  • the dead sea scrolls: the bible v1.0á
  • the devil is not afraid of a bible with dust on it.
  • the earth is flat / pi equals three / the bible says it / so it must be
  • the first and almost the only book deserving of universal attention is the bible. -- john quincy adams
  • the first mention of baseball in the bible was in the big inning...
  • the gods gave me a brain, not a bible.
  • the holy bible is the sporting news of christianity.
  • the inspiration in the bible depends on the ignorance of the reader
  • theological terrorists have 9mm bibles in their socks.
  • these [bible & gun] are the last two friends i have. -lord northcliffe
  • the sky was bible black in lyon when i met the magdalene.
  • the term speak in tongues is not found in the bible.
  • to do when flying Ä lead a bible study session in the back of the plane
  • unpopular bible fact: according to god, rabbits chew cud. (lev. 11:6)
  • unpopular bible fact: adultery merits the death penalty. (lev. 20:10)
  • unpopular bible fact: blended fabrics are forbidden. (lev. 19:19)
  • unpopular bible fact: body/ear piercings are forbidden. (lev. 21:5)
  • unpopular bible fact: christians are bound by ot law. (mt. 5:17-20)
  • unpopular bible fact: christians must do good works. (mt. 7:15-21)
  • unpopular bible fact: christians should not judge others. (mt. 7:1-5)
  • unpopular bible fact: crossbreeding cattle is forbidden. (lev. 19:19)
  • unpopular bible fact: don't plant a variety of crops. (lev. 19:19)
  • unpopular bible fact: god forbids people to get tattoos. (lev. 19:28)
  • unpopular bible fact: god has no problem with lesbianism. (lev. 18:22)
  • unpopular bible fact: god lied, at least once. (ex. 34:1 v. 34:27)
  • unpopular bible fact: god says insects have four legs. (lev. 11:21-23)
  • unpopular bible fact: god thinks that bats are birds. (lev. 11:13-19)
  • unpopular bible fact: hatred of others is unchristian. (1 john 4)
  • unpopular bible fact: he who hates, risks going to hell. (mt. 5:21-22)
  • unpopular bible fact: it is wrong to shave your head. (lev. 19:27)
  • unpopular bible fact: jesus associated with hated minorities.
  • unpopular bible fact: jesus spoke out most often against hypocrites.
  • unpopular bible fact: public prayer is wrong. (matthew 6:1-6)
  • unpopular bible fact: punish many sex crimes by death. (lev. 20:10-16)
  • unpopular bible fact: rebellious kids are to be killed. (lev. 20:9)
  • unpopular bible fact: sex w/in-laws causes sterility. (lev. 20:20-21)
  • unpopular bible fact: sodom died for lack of charity. (ezek. 16:49-50)
  • unpopular bible fact: the bible contradicts itself. (mt 27 v. acts 1)
  • unpopular bible fact: there are other gods besides god. (ex. 20:3)
  • unpopular bible fact: the sabbath is saturday. (numerous references)
  • unpopular bible fact: those who hate risk going to hell. (mt. 5:21-22)
  • unpopular bible fact: two versions of the commandments. (ex. 20 v. 34)
  • unpopular bible passage: exodus 34 (second decalogue)
  • unpopular bible passage: john 14:23-24 ( keep my commandments )
  • unpopular bible passage: matthew 6:5-6 (public prayer)
  • unpopular bible passage: matthew 7:1-5 ( judge not... )
  • ura redneck if ur home library is a bible and the farmers' almanac.
  • ura redneck if your home library is a bible and the farmers' almanac.
  • voters are stupid; lie and they shall believe... - liberal bible
  • wave flag, spout dogma, thump bible, denigrate the other guys
  • we banned the bible for 70 years.. we did the wrong thing. -gorbechav
  • we have used the bible as if it were a constable's handbook.
  • we have used the bible as if it were a constable's handbook.
  • when all else fails, read the bible!
  • when the bible was written was the whole story included?
  • when was baseball first mentioned in the bible? in the first line: in the big inning
  • where is baseball first mentioned in the bible?
  • where is baseball first mentioned in the bible? in the
  • where is baseball first mentioned in the bible? in the big-inning
  • where is baseball first mentioned in the bible? in the big-inning.
  • yo mama so old, she wrote the foreword to the bible!
  • yo mama's so old, she wrote the foreword to the bible!
  • yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces!
  • yo'momma so old she wrote the foreword to the bible!
  • yo'momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces!
  • yo' momma's so old she wrote the foreword to the bible!
  • yo' momma's so old when she reads the bible she reminisces!
  • your bible belt is around your ankles again
  • you're a cultist if you have a strong belief in the bible. -janet reno
  • you're so stupid you think word perfect is another bible translation.
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