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Car Acronyms:

AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW Big Money Waste
BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
DODGE Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT Failure In Automotive Technology
FORD Found On Road Dead
GMC Generally Mediocre Cars
JEEP Just Eats Every Part
OLDSMOBILE Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
PROBE Plainly Runs Only By Exception
SAAB Send Another Automobile Back
TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VW Virtually Worthless
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