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Two business men seated on an airplane noticed a Catholic Nun sitting in front of them, one of the men says to the other with a wink, "I was going to go to Ireland until I found out that half the country is Catholic so I don't want to go there".

The other man says, "We'll how about Poland then?" The first man says "No way, Poland is loaded with those Catholics too."

The other man suggests a trip to the U.S. but his companion says "The Catholics have spread out over the whole country, every time I turn around there I bump into one."

The men are watching and can see that the nun is fidgeting and getting kind of agitated about their conversation. The fella who started the teasing decides to really get her mad and says " I really wanted to go to Italy but that place is crawling with Catholics, what with the Pope there and all."

At this the Nun has had it and finally turns around in her seat and sweetly says to the men,

"Why don't you both go to hell? I hear there aren't any Catholics there."

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