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  • a cats purr is the sound of it generating cute
  • a cats way of keeping law & order is claw enforcement
  • a cats worst enemy is a closed door.
  • a countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - ben franklin
  • a country man between two lawyers is like a tunafish between two cats.
  • a few cats short of a full-strung violin.
  • a few cats short of a litter.
  • all cats are*not* grey at night. endless variety - heinlein
  • a lot of cats in a family always makes me smile
  • a man between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats
  • a man who hates cats and children can't be all bad
  • a most unpleasant situation, captain. - spock, 'catspaw'
  • a most unpleasant situation, captain. spock, 'catspaw'
  • attention! tammy eats cats and is not wearing pants!
  • a whole lot of cats - by kitt n. caboodle
  • a woman should have compassion. -- kirk, catspaw
  • a woman should have compassion. kirk, catspaw, stardate 3018.2.
  • awww. bones. - kirk, 'catspaw'
  • bast - cat goddess, mother of all cats
  • bast - cat goddess, mother of all cats.
  • bast, cat goddess, mother of all cats.
  • bbs lingo: adidac; all day i dream about cats
  • beast! quit baiting the catsis! - tigger
  • being a moderator is like herding cats.
  • bestiality - 9 out of 10 cats said their owners preferred it.
  • best laid plans of mice and men both get et by mean cats
  • best thing about pesach: no jingle cats meowing daienu . ;-)
  • bet my cats sleep more than your cats!!!!
  • beware: guard cats on duty!
  • bi-bi-bop-backing up! - crow scats as torme drives
  • big-cats are hard to train said one arm harry!--jkb
  • big-cats can be dangerous said one arm harry!
  • big-cats can be trained said one arm harry!
  • big cats can eat you!
  • big cats can eat you! big cats can kill you!
  • big cats can kill you!
  • blotch - to slap the bottom of a catsup bottle with increasing intensity,
  • bob-cats can be trained said two finger larry!--jkb
  • book title: a whole lot of cats: kitt n. caboodle
  • bopcats .. ( o o ) .. hepcats .. ( o o ) .. blackcats
  • but mom, i don't like cats! shut up and eat your dinner!
  • but, mom, i don't like cats. shutup and eat your dinner.
  • canis wimpus: breed of dog with a strong aversion to large cats.
  • can't live on starlight alone; that's why we need cats!
  • can you imagine 1,000 cats agreeing to do*anything*?
  • can you imagine 1,000 cats agreeing to do*anything*?
  • can you imagine conning eight cats into pulling a sled?
  • cardinal rule of cats: when fat, arrange self in slim pose.
  • cataclysm: bible study classes for cats.
  • cat-a-comb a salon for cats--it's a cat=meow!
  • catacomb: italian cats comb.
  • cataholic: can't stop bringing cats home
  • cat-a-lan a network of cats--it's the cats-meow!
  • cat-a-lan a network of cats--they're the cats-meoowww!
  • cat-a-lan a network of cats-they're the cats-meoowww!
  • catalan: local area network for cats
  • catalan: local area network for cats.
  • catalan opening: starting a local area network for cats.
  • catalog: cats firewood.
  • catalog (n.) - firewood for cats.
  • catalyst = an alphabetical list of cats.
  • catalyst: an alphabetical list of cats worldwide.
  • catalyst n. an alphabetical list of cats.
  • catalyst (n): an alphabetical list of cats
  • catalyst n. an alphabetical list of italian cats
  • catapult: device for thowing cats long distances.
  • catapult: (n) large device for propelling cats over long distances.
  • cat-a-ract...cats being questioned by the inquisition --jkb
  • catastrophe - an award for cats with nice buns
  • catatonic (n): geritol for cats.
  • catatonic (n.) - italian beverage most preferred by cats.
  • catatonic (n) - italian beverage most preferred by cats.
  • catatonic: what cats in boston drink
  • cat-birds will watch your*bird* for you --it's a cats-meow!
  • caterpiller: place for cats to scratch.
  • cat-fight blonde meets redhead--it's a cats-meow! --jkb
  • cat-fights have more class than dog fights--it's a cats-meow!
  • cat-holic: can't stop bringing cats home
  • catholic: can't stop bringing cats home.
  • catholic: can't stop bringing home cats.
  • catifornia: the sunshine state for cats.
  • catifornia: the sunshine state for cats...
  • cat like paper -bags -they're the cats -meow! -jkb
  • cat-o-holic - addicted to cats.
  • cat pelts are nothing like cats - especially in flavor
  • cat pelts are nothing like cats... especially in taste
  • cat physics: work = mass* distance....except cats never work.
  • cats admit it when they're lost.
  • cats admit when they're jealous.
  • cats: a good source of spare parts for re-stringing a tennis racket.
  • cats: a great untapped natural resource for doormats.
  • cats allow man the pleasure of caressing the tiger.
  • cats also have nine wives!
  • cats always have to be the center of attention
  • cats always land on their feet, but at 10 stories, it doesn't matter.
  • cats always land on their feet. dogs won't even let you throw them
  • cats always land on their feet? maybe you don't throw 'em right!
  • cats always sit on whatever it is you're trying to read
  • cats and badgers and ferrets, oh my!
  • cats and badgers and ferrets, oh my! <g>
  • cats and ferrets*don't* have the same paw prints.
  • cats and ferrets don't have the same paw prints.
  • cats and men; no matter what you tell them, they do as they please
  • cats and monkeys, monkeys and cats. all human life is there.
  • cats and windowsills .. a perfect match
  • cats and women do as they like, dogs and men better get used to it!
  • cats and women: no matter what you tell them, they do as they please
  • cats and writers are captivated by free food and drink
  • cats and writers are extremely territorial
  • cats and writers don't pick up after themselves
  • cats and writers earn the same
  • cats and writers like to hear their own voices
  • cats and writers never buy a new coat
  • cats are 80% water and 20% attitude
  • cats are aliens that took over the earth millenia ago.
  • cats are aliens who took over the world years ago!
  • cats are all libertarians!
  • cats are already in touch with their inner kittens.
  • cats are alright. it's the aftertaste that bothers me.
  • cats are always more sarcastic than dogs.
  • cats are always on the wrong side of the door.
  • cats are always right, aren't they?
  • cats are an alarm clock and are obligated to wake the humans
  • cats are a rational reaction to an irrational world
  • cats are around to remind us why we need opposable thumbs
  • cats are around to remind us why we need opposable thumbs.
  • cats are companions. dogs are slaves.
  • cats are connoisseurs of comfort. --james herriot
  • cats are crazy,...but just crazy to please you!
  • cats are dignified? ever watch one clean it's privates?
  • cats are domesticated until a paw - operated tin - opener is invented
  • cats are earths most purrfect lifeform
  • cats are easier to train than kids!
  • cats are easier to train than kids, and easier to kill, too.
  • cats are easier to train than men
  • cats are easier to train than men.
  • cats are easier to train than men -you can litter box train a cat!
  • cats are easy to buy for.
  • cats are easy to understand... if you're a woman.
  • cats are evil, and they must be stopped
  • cats are excellent at domesticating people
  • cats are fascists: they rule everything! <vbg>
  • cats are fast but a 12 guage is faster.
  • cats are fun -loving. mine plays hand -and -go -poop!
  • cats are fun. mine plays hide-and-go-puke.
  • cats are furry little junior communists
  • cats are gods. but, we still have to clean their litter boxes
  • cats are gods way of saying, not everything has a purpose
  • cats are god's way of saying your furniture's too nice
  • cats are god's way of telling us we're being watched
  • cats are god's way of telling you that your furniture is too nice.
  • cats are good at tennis cause they got the guts for it!
  • cats are good company for singles
  • cats are good for 2 things: mulch... and...i forget.
  • cats are good for dusting high places
  • cats are good for just 2 things - mulch and i forget.
  • cats are good for just 2 things - mulch...and...i forget.
  • cats are good for just 2 things - mulchandi forget.
  • cats are good for just 2 things - mulch...and speedbumps
  • cats are good for just 2 things - mulch...and...speedbumps!
  • cats are good for just two things: mulch and... i forget
  • cats are good for nothing, and they're very good at it!
  • cats are good lapwarmers for modemers.
  • cats are good with kids.
  • cats are great, especially with a white wine sauce.
  • cats are great !! (if cooked properly).
  • cats are hard on cars - especially when you chase them over curbs
  • cats are hard on cars. mostly when you chase them over curbs!
  • cats are independent, by which i mean smart. - d. barry
  • cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a functi
  • cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. -- garrison keillor
  • cats are it!
  • cats are just lazy people with fur and fangs
  • cats are just little bundles of purr.
  • cats are like furry dilettanti, or the reverse?
  • cats are like potatoe chips. you can't have just one!
  • cats are lovers and dogs are not.
  • cats are loyal to no one but the can opener.
  • cats are magic. the more you pet them the longer you both live.
  • cats are meant to be loved, not to be understood
  • cats are meowing at my door
  • cats are more selfish, they won't aid the blind.
  • cats are much easier to train than men!
  • cats are my shelter from an insane world
  • cats are natural paper shreaders
  • cats are nature's way of telling you that you don't really matter.
  • cats are nature's way of telling you your furniture is too nice
  • cats are nice but does anyone have any good ferret recipes?
  • cats are nice to your relatives.
  • cats are not clean; they're just covered in cat spit .
  • cats are not dogs! -p.g. wodehouse
  • cats are not just a good idea, they are the law
  • cats are not just pets! they are company for singles.
  • cats are not nearly as inquisitive as dragons.
  • cats are not pets, they own the house and let you live there.
  • cats aren't bad loosers - cats never loose.
  • cats aren't clean, they are just covered with cat spit.
  • cats aren't intelligent; they just think they are.
  • cats aren't pets; it's their house and you just live there
  • cats aren't sore losers, because cats never lose!
  • cats aren't the only species - they just act like it!
  • cats aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
  • cats aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
  • cats are people too
  • cats are people too...no, i mean
  • cats are pit bulls' junk food
  • cats are pretty cool - you can kill them nine times.
  • cats are pretty quick, but i lay odds on a 12 gauge
  • cats are professional entertainers
  • cats are professional entertainers. never eat children!
  • cats are proof of a higher purpose to the universe.
  • cats are proof that eating and sleeping aren't all bad.
  • cats are proof there is a higher purpose to the universe.
  • cats are proof the universe doesn't*need* a purpose!
  • cats are purrfect.
  • cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose
  • cats are real animals!
  • cats are really smarter than they show you
  • cats are really trainable, if you let them think they thought of it!
  • cats are reincarnated fundies. proof? they refuse to go quietly.
  • cats are required to shred the newspaper to save mom from it
  • cats are room-mates. dogs are children.
  • cats are roommates dogs are family!
  • cats are room-mates. dogs are kids.
  • cats are smarter dogs. you can't get 8 cats to pull a sled.
  • cats are smarter! eight cats won't pull a sled.
  • cats are smarter than dogs...8 cats won't pull a sled.
  • cats are smarter than dogs - can't get 8 cats to pull a sled.
  • cats are smarter than dogs. can't get eight cats to pull a sled.
  • cats are smarter than dogs; eight cats won't pull a sled.
  • cats are smarter than dogs. eight cats won't pull a sled!
  • cats are smarter than dogs. eight cats won't pull a sled.
  • cats are smarter than dogs. ever try to get 8 cats to pull a sled?
  • cats are smarter than dogs - get 9 cats to pull a sled!
  • cats are smarter than dogs. they don't pull sleds.
  • cats are smarter than dogs they just don't let you know!
  • cats are smarter than dogs. they refuse to pull a sled
  • cats are smarter than dogs -- they won't pull sleds.
  • cats are smarter than dogs; they won't pull sleds.
  • cats are smarter than dogs. they won't pull sleds.
  • cats are smarter than dogs. try and get 9 cats to pull a sled!
  • cats are smarter than dogs! you can't get 8 cats to pull a sled!
  • cats are smarter than dogs. you can't get 8 cats to pull a sled.
  • cats are smarter than dogs. you can't get eight cats to p
  • cats are smarter than dogs: you can't get eight cats to pull a sled.
  • cats are smarter than dogs. you can't get eight cats to pull a sled!
  • cats are smarter than dogs. you can't get eight cats to pull a sled.
  • cats are smarter than dogs. you can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. --jeff valdez
  • cats are smarter than dogs. you can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow
  • cats are smarter than dogs. you'd never get eight cats to pull a sled.
  • cats are smarter than dogs. you won't find eight cats pulling a sled.
  • cats are smarter than dogs... you won't see eight cats pulling a sled.
  • cats are smarter than most dogs: 8 cats won't pull a sled
  • cats are smarter then dogs. eight cats won't pull a sled
  • cats are so marvellously true to themselves.
  • cats are some of my closest friends, too
  • cats*are* the higher purpose of the universe.
  • cats are the only animal to have successfully domesticated man
  • cats are the proof of a higher purpose to the universe
  • cats! are the same as small children, only they wear fur coats. -lg
  • cats are the soul of honesty - they hide not their dislikes.
  • cats are the the definition of leasure. -kipling
  • cats are the world's way of telling you your furniture is too nice.
  • cats are too cool to beg for food. they will charge it on your visa.
  • cats are to people as tone is to music
  • cats are transparent. cats should sit in front of the tv screen
  • cats are únotú clean.would you bathe in spit?
  • cats are wonderful - everyone should own one...two...three...four...fi
  • cats are wonderful! (they taste just like chicken.)
  • cats as cats can!
  • cats bring the winter air inside, nestled in their coats
  • cats bury their crap, dogs dig up others'
  • cats - by ann gora
  • cat scan: a hi-tech device for examining cats.
  • catscan - a hi-tech device for examining cats.
  • cats can catch snowflakes through a closed window if they try hard enough
  • cats can eat a variety of different kinds of cat food
  • cats can eat canned cat food in flavors other than tuna
  • cats can eat tuna that has not been mixed with miracle whip
  • cats can fall 9 stories and live? ding! 10th floor, sir
  • cats cannot be trained, they only take suggestions
  • catscan: searching for a kitty.
  • cats can't read and they don't want you to, either!
  • cats*can* wait until after 6:00 a.m. to be fed on the weekends
  • cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit to cause the most inconvenience
  • cats' cardinal rule: when fat arrange self in slim pose.
  • cats categorically refuse to perform.
  • cats? cats?????
  • cats? cats are just fine while they're still kittens!
  • cats. cats are nice. -- death
  • cats. cats are nice. --death.
  • cats. cats are nice. - death, sorcery.
  • cats. cats are nice. - death, sourcery
  • cats - cats are totally stupid.
  • cats, chaos theory in action!
  • cats come in many varieties...and every one is divine.
  • cats, companions in grace and beauty and mystery and curiosity.
  • cats: companions in grace and beauty and mystery and curiosity.
  • cats: companions in grace and beauty and mystery and curiousity.
  • cats: companions in grace, beauty, mystery and curiosity!
  • cats: companions in grace, beauty, mystery & curiosity.
  • cats contribute to living a longer life
  • cats crawl under*beds*...software crawls under*windows*
  • cats crawl under gates, software under windo10
  • cats created earth because the cosmic litterbox was full.
  • cats' credo: they should get laid before they get spayed
  • cats demand their mtv! milk, tuna and vittles
  • cats display daring acrobatic feats before your eyes
  • cats & dogs are household schedulers.
  • cats do it after meals--it's the cats-meow!
  • cats (do it) after meals -it's the cats -meow! -jkb
  • cats do it enthusiastically
  • cats (do it) enthusiastically -jkb
  • cats do it in a box.
  • cats do it on halloween
  • cats (do it) on halloween -jkb
  • cats do it purrfectly.
  • cats do it randomly
  • cats (do it) randomly -jkb
  • cats do it unaided
  • cats (do it) unaided -jkb
  • cats do it unchaperoned
  • cats (do it) unchaperoned -jkb
  • cats do it uncushioned
  • cats (do it) uncushioned -jkb
  • cats do it under-beds
  • cats (do it) under-beds --jkb
  • cats do it undetected
  • cats (do it) undetected -jkb
  • cats do it unembarrassed
  • cats (do it) unembarrassed -jkb
  • cats do it universally
  • cats (do it) universally -jkb
  • cats do it unnoticed
  • cats (do it) unnoticed -jkb
  • cats do it upstanding
  • cats (do it) upstanding -jkb
  • cats do it urgently
  • cats (do it) urgently -jkb
  • cats do it with-purr-fection
  • cats (do it) with -purr -fection -jkb
  • cats donate their services as alarm clocks
  • cats do not care whether you shave your legs.
  • cats do not dominate, they cultivate
  • cats do not have problems expressing affection in public.
  • cats do not keep mice away, they preserve them for the chase - barron
  • cats do not like beer. really
  • cats do not read at the table.
  • cats do not take punishment lightly. you will pay to punish a cat.
  • cats don't adopt people. they adopt refrigerators.
  • cats don't brag about whom they have slept with.
  • cats don't care if you don't shave your legs
  • cats don't caress us - they caress themselves on us. --rivarol
  • cats don't correct your stories.
  • cats don't criticize your friends.
  • cats don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
  • cats don't hitch hike. the fur covers their tiny little thumbs.
  • cats don't land on their feet when they're in a working dryer.
  • cats don't like change without their consent. --roger a. caras, aspca
  • cats don't make a practice of killing their own species.
  • cats don't mind if you do all the driving.
  • cats don't need any excuses.
  • cats don't need any excuses...
  • cats don't need relevance
  • cats don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.
  • cats don't really hav naymz: the only thing in the world that knows the name of a cat is an electric can opener.
  • cats don't step on the imaginary brake.
  • cats don't want to own people. they prefer to lease with an option
  • cats don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
  • cats do pay attention. just plug them into the 240v line. mewwwr!
  • cats do pay attention... once you plug them in.
  • cats do whatever they want, yet still get treated like royalty.
  • cats, earth's most purrfect lifeform.
  • cats: earths most purrfect lifeform.
  • cats. earth's most purrfect lifeform.
  • cats eat fur balls because they like a good gag.
  • cats eat grass!---it's the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats e diem--make you hot baths...all temperature chemore. say what?
  • cats. ezier to hunt...just look around the neighborhood
  • cats: factories for fur which we have no choice but to wear
  • cats: favored by spock, data, and other high intellects
  • cats favorite game: ha ha - made you look.
  • cats' favorite game: hah - made you look!
  • cats feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
  • cats find bugs-in-windows --they're the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats find people fascinating - they can stare at us for hours!
  • cats flattened while you wait.
  • cats flattened while you watch
  • cats get cup in '95!! another cfl cinderella story!
  • cats get high-on-grass--it's the cats-meow!
  • cats get high-on-grass --it's the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats get what they want because they won't settle for a dog's life.
  • cats get you through times of no dogs better than dogs through times of no cats.
  • cats give us cool cartoon characters
  • cats give us someone to talk to
  • cats go cat-b-lanche--it's the cats-meow!
  • cats go cat-b-lanche --it's the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats! god's gift to mankind
  • cats: god's way of saying your furniture is too nice.
  • cats: god's way of telling you your furniture is too nice
  • cats: god's way of telling you your furniture is too nice.
  • cats: good for dusting high places
  • cats: good for dusting high places.
  • cats go quack if ya squeeze 'em hard enough.
  • cats go quack .. if you squeeze them hard enough!
  • cats got the brains---dogs-got-the-barkwoof! woof!
  • cats got the brains --- dogs-got-the-bark ...woof! woof!--jkb
  • cats - great for earmuffs, tiny throw rugs, and slippers.
  • cats: great for earmuffs, tiny throw rugs, and slippers
  • cats hate windows, mouse driven ya know.
  • cats have 9 lives. bang 8 lives. bang 7 lives. bang
  • cats have 9 lives bang 8 lives bang 7 lives bang six lives bang
  • cats have 9 lives, but they die 8 times before they're born.
  • cats have 9 lives,do radioactive cats have 18 half-lifes?
  • cats have 9 lives. i have 10 bullets
  • cats have 9 lives? i'll have to reload
  • cats have fleas, but dogs have flea circuses !
  • cats have fur coats because they look sillly in raincoats
  • cats have fur coats since they look positively silly in windbreakers.
  • cats have nifty ways of inflicting revenge. 4 on each paw.
  • cats have nine lives - but sleep through eight of them
  • cats have no handles.
  • cats have not forgotten they were once worshipped.
  • cats have nothing on dragons for inquisitiveness.
  • cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten
  • cats have purr -sonality. =^..^=
  • cats have their own lives; get on with yours
  • cats have the simplest of taste: the best is satisfactory
  • cats have the simplest of taste - the best will suffice.
  • cats have the simple tastes. the best is satisfactory
  • cats have to beg for an ice cube everytime someone opens the freezer door
  • cats help reduce high blood pressure
  • cats humor us because they know that their ancestors ate ours
  • cats-i-forniaattracts cats--it's the cats-meow!
  • cats-i-fornia...attracts cats --it's the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats inspire poets and playwrights
  • cats instruct us in the luxurious art of stretching
  • cats jump over gates, software crawls under windows
  • cats [kats] (n, pl.): heat-seeking fur lumps
  • catskill mountains: mountain range with dangerous cats
  • catskill mountains....no!! they kill mice!
  • catskill mountains: the land of dead mice.
  • cats know all the sunny places.
  • cats know cats will get some human food if patient
  • cats know curtains are for climbing
  • cats know how to obtain food without labour, shelter w/o confinement and love w/o penalties
  • cats know how we feel. d ey don't care, but they know
  • cats know how we feel... don't give a damn, but they know!
  • cats know how we feel...don't give a damn, but they know.
  • cats know how we feel. they don't care, but they know.
  • cats know how we feel. they don't give a damn, but they know.
  • cats know how we feel. they don't give a damn mind you.
  • cats know how we feel - they just don't care about it!
  • cats know how we feel ... they just don't give a damn.
  • cats know how we feel...they just don't give a damn.
  • cats know just how we feel. they don't give a damn, but they know!
  • cats know leaping into the box helps their human pack
  • cats know licking or batting the empty food dish around will make food appear
  • cats know looking adorable after misbehaving negates their crime
  • cats know mom's black suede gloves are giant tarantulas that need to be killed
  • cats know mom's breasts are pillows that need fluffing
  • cats know the bed is a wwf wrestling ring
  • cats know the box of aquarium supplies in the basement is a litter box
  • cats know their rights.
  • cats know there are martians hiding in the new drapes
  • cats know there is no better to punish the human than whizzing on something
  • cats know your every thought.they don't care, but they know
  • cats land on their feet, but at 10 stories, it doesn't matter.
  • cats land on their feet, but dogs won't even let you throw them!
  • cats land on their feet? hey, at 20 stories, who cares?
  • cats leave footprints on our hearts and we are never the same.
  • cats let us induldge our desires to really spoil someone
  • cats like all fido's-in-the-net --that's the cats-meow!
  • cats like all warm places!---they're the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats like being petted---soo pet a pussy (kitty) today!
  • cats, like butterflies, need no excuse.
  • cats, like butterflies, need no excuse. - robert a. heinlein
  • cats, like butterflies & small children, need no excuse
  • cats like cars that stop at cats-x-ings --they're a-o/k--jkb
  • cats like cat-a-pults--they're the cats-meow!
  • cats like cat-a-pults --they're the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats like cat-fish--it's the cats-meow!
  • cats like cat-fish --it's the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats like cat-mobiles--they stop at cats-x-ings!
  • cats like cat-mobiles --they stop at cats-x-ings! --jkb
  • cats like cat-naps--it's the cats-meow!
  • cats like cat-naps --it's the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats like cat-shows they're the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats like mice. windows like mice. i don't.
  • cats like ms -mice anytime -they're the cats -meow!
  • cats like plain crisps
  • cats like pro-cat-stinating---it's the cats-meow!
  • cats like pro-cat-stinating ---it's the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats like serial-mice for breakfast!--it's the cats-meow!
  • cats like serial-mice for breakfast!--it's the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats like serial-mice--they're the cats-meow!
  • cats like serial-mice --they're the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats likes to play hide-and-go-puke.
  • cats like to literally get high.
  • cats like to play hide-and-go-puke.
  • cats like to sit on what you are reading at the time.
  • cats like treky-tags--they're out of this world!
  • cats like treky-tags --they're out of this world!--jkb
  • cats like windows because it attracts mice
  • cats like windows...it attracts bugs they're the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats like windows - it seems to attract mice.
  • cats like windoze, it seems to attract mice
  • cats like your size.
  • cats: living poetry!
  • cats: living poetry.
  • cats: living proof that a life of eating and sleeping can't be all bad
  • cats look at moths and ax-murderers the same
  • cats look at your eyes.
  • cats look for blanket mice while people sleep... >ouch!<
  • cats look for bugs-in-win95 --they're the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats love cheese. they really do
  • cats, love 'em. taste just like chicken.
  • cats love mice, windoze won't run without 'em!
  • cats love santa-cat-alina --it's the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats love work; they can sit and watch it for hours
  • cats make a window sill more beautiful
  • cats make even an old worn couch look beautiful
  • cats make for good company, dogs make great throw-rugs!
  • cats make good company. dogs make good throw-rugs.
  • cats make good neighbors or roommates
  • cats make great footballs if you punt them right!
  • cats make keen alarm clocks. at no extra charge. garfield
  • cats: mammalian raptors
  • cats: mammalian raptors.
  • cats: mate like tribbles.
  • cats may have 9 lives, but i have 10 bullets.
  • cats may share a house with you, but dogs share your home.
  • cats mean it when they kiss you.
  • cats meow here at exec and sec's
  • cats might get sick, but they do _not_ get insomnia!
  • cats miss you when you're gone.
  • cats: murphy's way of saying nice furnature!
  • cats - murphy's way of saying, nice furniture!
  • cats: murphy's way of saying nice furniture! Äedsil murphy
  • cats must act as if being tortured when being flea-powdered
  • cats must activate the paw when there is food within snagging distance
  • cats must act like they are dying of hunger in front of daddy
  • cats must ask to be (fed/petted/let out) when the humans are making whoopee
  • cats must attack another cat when their head is sticking out of the litter box
  • cats must attack incoming faxes and chew them so that the humans can't read them
  • cats must attack mom and daddy's feet while they're making whoopee
  • cats must attack mom's ear just because she put them on a diet
  • cats must attack the answering machine and purr all over it
  • cats must attack their human's shoelaces when she is tying them
  • cats must balance their 25 pound body on their human's full bladder
  • cats must barf up hairballs on their mom's computer keyboard
  • cats must beg for food until they have eaten what already in their dish
  • cats must bite their human's feet when she is using the computer
  • cats must bite their sister's butt until she hisses
  • cats must blame mom when cat falls in a tub full of water
  • cats must bring live snakes into the house
  • cats must call mom's mother-in-law long distance at 2 a.m
  • cats must catch and eat lizards
  • cats must catch mice to give to the dog to eat
  • cats must charge themselves with static electricity and zap their sleeping dad at 2 am
  • cats must chase the humans while they are carrying a full laundry basket
  • cats must chase the other invisible cats across dad's belly and groin
  • cats must chew holes in the bags of clean kitty litter and spread it on the floor
  • cats must chew on the antennae of the cordless phone
  • cats must chew the buttons off mom's bathrobe
  • cats must claim the cream cheese and lox bagel on the kitchen table as their own
  • cats must claw a hole in the sofa/box spring to make a nest
  • cats must climb into their daddy's dropped briefs while he is sitting on the toilet
  • cats must climb on top of the fridge and knock the magnets off the front
  • cats must climb their human's leg to get tuna fish or pancakes
  • cats must climb the wallpaper in their human's new house
  • cats must cling to the outside of the screen door at eye level howling
  • cats must commence biting their human's toes when she exits the shower
  • cats must crawl into open suitcase to help mom pack
  • cats must crawl into the dishwasher when it is full of clean dishes
  • cats must cuddle mom's dress shoes and drool in them
  • cats must destroy a toy the first time they play with it
  • cats must display their worm collection on the kitchen floor on a rainy night
  • cats must drag dirty socks out of the laundry basket and bury them in the litter box
  • cats must drag dirty socks up from the basement in the middle of the night
  • cats must drag mom's knitting around the house, unravelling it in the process
  • cats must drag the apple peels out of the garbage to play with them
  • cats must drag their butt on the carpet after exiting the litter box
  • cats must drink the bathwater while their human is taking a bath
  • cats must drool in their sleeping human's ear
  • cats must eat all of mom's plants and then barf them up while mom is not home
  • cats must eat all random things they find on the floor
  • cats must eat all the baby's breath out of mom's birthday bouquet
  • cats must eat fine swedish tapers like they're candy canes
  • cats must eat mom's make up
  • cats must eat styrofoam meat trays and then barf up white bingies
  • cats must faithfully chase the cursor around the screen
  • cats must fall asleep on mom's back or chest
  • cats must fart in front of mom's friends. nobody ever believes it is the cat
  • cats must groom daddy at 2 am
  • cats must groom the back of mom's neck
  • cats must groom their private parts in front of company
  • cats must groom their private parts while their humans are trying to eat
  • cats must growl and hiss at the german shepherd next door causing him to pee
  • cats must gulp down their dinner at lightning speed, and then barf it up
  • cats must gut their bill clinton catnip doll on the living room rug
  • cats must hack up a*huge* hairball on mom's brand-new futon
  • cats must have one of the freshly-baked cookies cooling on the table
  • cats must have urine wars with the new cat in the house on the kitchen counter
  • cats must head butt the control pad/joystick when the human is 10 seconds away from winning
  • cats must help mom with the jigsaw puzzles
  • cats must help their sister recycle her barfed-up food
  • cats must hide grandma's $35 prescription eyedrops
  • cats must hide in the kitchen drawers and jump out at mom
  • cats must hiss and spit at the vet because it pleases their mom greatly
  • cats must hold the pen in their mouth while their human is trying to write
  • cats must hook a claw into mom's nostril to wake her up on weekends
  • cats must ignore their new toy only to suddenly find it interesting at 3 am
  • cats must interfere with the broom when their human is sweeping the floor
  • cats must jump into mom's lap while she is breast-feeding the small human
  • cats must jump into the chair after their human gets up to do something
  • cats must jump into the refrigerator every time mom opens it
  • cats must jump off the top of the cat tree onto the bed and/or its occupants
  • cats must jump on mom's lap immediately prior to the commercial breaks
  • cats must jump on the break key when their human is on the modem
  • cats must jump on the furniture refinishing project
  • cats must jump on the kitchen counter and make off with the roast chicken
  • cats must jump on the table to eat cantaloupe if no one gives them a piece
  • cats must jump on the toilet seat just as their human is sitting down
  • cats must jump onto dad's stomach when he is taking a nap
  • cats must knock mom's cheerios off of her spoon as she brings it to her mouth
  • cats must knock over the kitchen garbage can to get at the chicken bones
  • cats must knock over the stacks of cds
  • cats must knock pennies off the nightstand at 3 am in order to get mom's attention
  • cats must knock the area rugs all over the hardwood floor
  • cats must knock the brush mom uses on me into the garbage can just because
  • cats must knock their toys under the refrigerator
  • cats must knock the kitchen trash can over every night scavenging for scraps
  • cats must knock the phone off the hook just to hear the neat beep-beep-beep noise
  • cats must knock things off the coffee table so they can lie down more comfortably
  • cats must leap from great heights on to their seated human's genital region
  • cats must leave paw prints and hair on the toilet seat
  • cats must lick all the glue off of all of the envelopes
  • cats must lick mom's eyes while she is trying to sleep
  • cats must lick the cheese from the grater when the human's back is turned
  • cats must lick the faucet to encourage their human to turn on the drinking water
  • cats must lick their human's armpits while she is sleeping
  • cats must lick then bite their mom's legs when she comes out of the shower
  • cats must lick the other cat's behind in front of mom and her friends
  • cats must lie directly behind their human when she is putting on her makeup
  • cats must lie down with their butt in the human's face
  • cats must lie next to their human's ear and purr loudly
  • cats must lie on clean laundry just after its been folded
  • cats must lie on their human's face in the middle of the night
  • cats must lie on their human's girlfriend's chest with their butt in her face
  • cats must lie under the coffee table and hiss at all of mom's guests
  • cats must lurk under the bed and pounce on the unsuspecting human's feet
  • cats must make puddles in the ashtray
  • cats must make snowflakes out of a whole roll of paper towels
  • cats must meow pitifully when their humans are having sex
  • cats must meow to be let out when there is a foot-plus of snow on the ground
  • cats must need to use all the kitty litter to bury their poop
  • cats must not beat the dog up because he's stupid
  • cats must open all the presents before christmas
  • cats must open the breakfast muffins box and only eat one bite out of each
  • cats must pee down the back of the television, causing its innards to short out
  • cats must pee in the hole in the carpet where the key to the gas fireplace goes
  • cats must pee on mama's boyfriend's wallet when they have an argument
  • cats must performplastic surgery with their claws upon their mom's face
  • cats must play attack cat in the middle of the night when mom moves in her sleep
  • cats must play attack daddy's toes when cats want to be fed in the morning
  • cats must play charge of the light brigade with the other cat in the hallway at 3 am
  • cats must play find the mouse on the bed at midnight
  • cats must play hockey with a shampoo cap in the bathtub in the wee hours of the morning
  • cats must play in the toilet and get the seat wet so mom will yell at daddy
  • cats must play the game tiger attack when mom is weeding the garden
  • cats must play trapeze artist on the curtain rods
  • cats must play with their new rubber ball in the bathtub at 3 am
  • cats must play with the ribbons when mom is wrapping christmas gifts
  • cats must pounce on the sheets and crawl under them when mom is making the bed
  • cats must press the buttons when the human is on the phone
  • cats must pull dirty socks out of the laundry basket and leave them on their mom's pillow
  • cats must pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem
  • cats must push the vcr off the top of the tv
  • cats must put their head in their human's mouth while he is trying to eat
  • cats must put their paw in mom's mouth to get food out while she's eating it
  • cats must put their paw into the boiling water to snag a cooking shrimp
  • cats must put their tail/paws in places where they can be stepped on
  • cats must raid the ashtray for used pipe cleaners
  • cats must refuse to eat their food until it has been piled into a pyramid shape
  • cats must remove mom's stuffed bear from her dresser and kill it every single day
  • cats must reset their human's alarm clock by walking on it
  • cats must ride on the string mop while mom is cleaning the floor
  • cats must rush out from behind the couch and bury their claws in daddy's leg
  • cats must shred the kitchen sponge all over the carpet
  • cats must shred the newspaper while someone is reading it
  • cats must shred the packaging on all prepackaged food so that they can do a taste test
  • cats must sink their claws into mom's shoulder to get better traction for a jump
  • cats must sit in mom's pants/underwear when she is on the throne
  • cats must sit on mom's hand and purr while she is using the computer
  • cats must sit on the key marked del
  • cats must sit on the newspaper while daddy reads it in the bathroom
  • cats must sit on top of the kitchen cabinets playing 'vulture'
  • cats must sit under the table and beg for scraps while clawing at grandma ethel's socks
  • cats must slam-dunk their tail into mom's first and*only* cup of coffee in the morning
  • cats must sleep inside the back cushion of the sofa
  • cats must sleep in the middle of the bed. the corners are not as comfy
  • cats must sleep on dad's face & lick his nose while he tries to sleep
  • cats must sleep on their human's freshly washed and waxed car
  • cats must sleep under the blanket on the couch so that people can sit on them
  • cats must slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium
  • cats must slurp the human's iced tea, whether she's looking or not
  • cats must smurgle on mom's $120 polartec sweatshirt
  • cats must spray mom's brand new $400 bread maker
  • cats must spray the kitchen garbage can
  • cats must stare at the humans while they are making whoopee
  • cats must steal mom's cheetos and leave them all licked but not eaten on her bed
  • cats must steal the olives/mushrooms/cheese off the human's pizza
  • cats must steal the roast pork out of mom's fried rice bowl
  • cats must steal the scrub pad from the sink and drag it all over the house
  • cats must step in mom's*open* contact lens case
  • cats must step on the 'alt', 'cntl', and 'delete' keys simultaneously
  • cats must stick their paw into mom's mouth while she's sleeping
  • cats must stick their paws under the bathroom door when it is closed and snag anything
  • cats must stick their tail in the little human's lollipop
  • cats must stomp on the stereo remote and increase the sound level to 120 decibels
  • cats must suck on the afghan/sweater mom is trying to make
  • cats must supervise the human when s/he is working at the kitchen counter
  • cats must supervise the painting of the guest room
  • cats must teach the parrot to meow in a loud and raucous manner
  • cats must tear into the bag of cat food just to see if it the same as what is in their dish
  • cats must terrorize their older and less active feline roommate. his tail is a toy
  • cats must toggle mom's word processor from insert to overtype mode
  • cats must topple the spice rack going for the catnip
  • cats must toss their poop out of the litter box and play hockey with it
  • cats must track kitty litter all over the apartment
  • cats must trample their paws on daddy's keyboard when he is e-mailing
  • cats must trip mom or daddy on the way to the kitchen
  • cats must try to bat a sandwich or fudgesicle out of mom's hand
  • cats must try to bite mom's pen when she is writing
  • cats must try to climb on the human's lap when he/she is using the laptop computer
  • cats must try to dig to china from their litter box
  • cats must try to kill the curlicues of ribbon on the finished packages
  • cats must try to nibble the comb/brush when their mom grooms them
  • cats must try to pick fights with cats looking in the house through a door or window
  • cats must try to taste the gerbils when mom is holding one
  • cats must turn on the toy train at 5:00 am and watch it
  • cats must turn over every glass just to watch the liuid pool
  • cats must unroll all the toilet paper off the roll
  • cats must use car windshields as slides when cats have muddy feet
  • cats must use mom's brand new overstuffed sectional as a giant scratching post
  • cats must use mom's new leather purse as a litter box
  • cats must use mom's perfume bottles for bowling pins
  • cats must use the garage roof as a litter box
  • cats must use their female human's chest as a springboard
  • cats must use their litter box in full view of all mom's dinner guests
  • cats must use the keyboard as a springboard trying to catch the pretty flashing cursor
  • cats must use the ninja kitty paw strike to snag mom's dinner entree for theirself
  • cats must wake mom up in the morning by dropping a coffee maker on her head
  • cats must wake their human up at 3 am for breakfast
  • cats must walk in on a dinner party and commence licking their butt
  • cats must whine (with their mouth full) if they get dry food instead of canned
  • cats must wrestle mom to the floor for chocolate
  • cats must yowl during dad's bagpipe records
  • cats - nature's own pop-up targets!
  • cats: nature's own pop-up targets!
  • cats: natures's enviromentally friendly pest controllers.
  • cats: nature's way of saying your furniture is too nice!
  • cats: nature's way of telling you that you don't matter.
  • cats: nature's way of telling you your furniture is too nice.
  • cats need no excuses
  • cats need to be petted*every* time the cat eats
  • cats need to check daddy's aim in the bathroom
  • cats need to climb into every box in the household
  • cats need to hiss at every visitor to make them feel at home
  • cats need to kill the kibble by batting it around the kitchen
  • cats need to sample the contents of every pot on the stove
  • cats need to wake mom up at 3:00 am by chewing on her head
  • cats never argue with*moderators* they're the cats-meow!
  • cats never argue with the hand-that-feeds'em
  • cats (n): nature's pop up targets.
  • cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind
  • cats: [n] pl. heat -seeking fur lumps
  • cats obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.
  • cats often chase things that their person can't see.
  • cats (on common sense) don't bite the hand that feeds you! -jkb
  • cats (on exercise)... dogs -do -it ...ugh!!! -jkb
  • cats (on exercise)...it's for dogs!
  • cats (on females) where'd we be without'em! meow! meow!
  • cats (on fools) a cats nobody's fool! -(stolen) -jkb
  • cats (on fools) fools make strange bed-fellows!
  • cats (on fools) it take one to know one
  • cats (on fools) only fools, fall for bimbos! -jkb
  • cats (on fools) only fools, fall for dogs - ugh! -jkb
  • cats (on fools) only fools fall from space!
  • cats (on fools) only fools, fool with big - cats! -jkb
  • cats (on fools) only fools, worry about tool size! -jkb
  • cats (on fools) what do you call two fools on a bike--damm fools!--jkb
  • cats (on how to handle stress)--get 1-2-3-4 cats!
  • cats (on how to handle stress)...get 1 -2 -3 -4 cats! -jkb
  • cats only likes me when i run the electric can opener
  • cats only tolerate us, dogs strive hard to please.
  • cats (on religion) give up dogma take -up catma -jkb
  • cats (on sex)...sleeping -around...it's the cats -meow! -jkb
  • cats own the house --- they just let you live there.
  • cats own _you_. they just let you _think_ it's the other way around!
  • catspeak translation #1: meowwwwwrrrrr= i'm hungry!
  • catspeak translation #2: purrrrrrrrrrr= i'm hungry!
  • catspeak translation #3: mewrrrrlll= i'm hungry!
  • catspeak translation #4: maioowwww! = feed me!
  • cats: pets with a purrfect purrsonality
  • cats: pit bull junk food.
  • cats play cat-&-mouse --it's the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats polished while you wait. hot wax costs extra
  • cats prefer cat-i-llacs --they're the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats - preserving our rights to nothing at all
  • cats: proof that eating and sleeping aren't all bad!
  • cats: proof that eating and sleeping aren't all bad.
  • cats: proof that eating and sleeping aren't so bad.
  • cats : proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad
  • cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
  • cats: proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
  • cats: proof that eating & sleeping all day isn't all bad
  • cats - proof that eating & sleeping isn't all bad.
  • cats: proof that not everything in nature has a function
  • cats: proof that not everything in nature has a function.
  • cats: proof that not everything in nature has a purpose.
  • cats: proof that nothing but eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
  • cats: proof that only eating and sleeping isn't all that bad
  • cats....proof that sleepn' & eatn' isn't all bad
  • cats prove that just eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
  • cats prove that not everything in nature has a function!
  • cats prove that not everything in nature has a purpose.
  • cats: pure love contained in small packages.
  • cats: pure love contained in soft packages
  • cats really do blink--when hit in the head with a hammer
  • cats regard people as warmblooded furniture!
  • cats! reincarnated fundies. they refuse to go quietly.
  • cats remind us not everything in nature has a purpose.
  • cats remind us that life is mysterious
  • cats remind us that not all things in life have a purpose
  • cats remind us that not everything has a purpose
  • cats remind us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
  • cats rintended2teach us that not everything in nature has purpose--g.keillor
  • cats rule and dogs drool
  • cats rule and dogs drool! sassy
  • cats rule and dogs drool! sassy
  • cats rule, dogs drool!
  • cats rule. dogs drool.
  • cats rule, dogs drool. --sassy.
  • cats rule! (if you think not... ask on!)
  • cats say: a fool and his cat are soon parted!
  • cats screaming outside my door
  • cats, see dis? de otha' honky meat.
  • cats seem to go on the principal that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. - joseph wood krutch
  • cats: self-propelled grease rags.
  • cats should not drink martinis
  • cats show us how to lick our wounds and go on
  • cats-sleep-in-cat-cradles--it's the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats sleep on shelves like motorized bookends.
  • cats: smarter than dogs; can't find 8 to pull snow sled
  • cats: smarter than dogs; can't find 8 to pull snow sled.
  • cats spend almost two-thirds of their lives asleep!
  • cats taglines
  • cats-tags can be a nice way to go--they're habit forming!
  • cats take care of their own needs.
  • cats teach that not everything in nature has a function.
  • cats teach us how to land on our feet
  • cats teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
  • cats: the chaos theory with fur, claws, and a slight odor
  • cats, the finest doggie chew toy money can buy
  • cats, the finest doggie chew toy money can buy.
  • cats: the more you run over them the flatter they get (try it!)
  • cats - the other white meat.
  • cats: the other white meat.
  • cats. the other white meat
  • catsthe other white meat.
  • cats--the ultimate agents of entropy.
  • cats-the ultimate agents of entropy.
  • cats - the ultimate stress reliever.
  • cats. they aren't so brave in a microwave
  • cats! they call when you don't come.
  • cats, they don't come when you call
  • cats: they're not as brave in the microwave.
  • cats: they're not so brave in the microwave
  • cats: they're not so brave in your microwave.
  • cats...they're not so brave in your microwave.
  • cats: they're not so brave in your microwave or dryer
  • cats - they're not so brave once they're in a microwave!
  • cats: they're not so brave once they're in a microwave!
  • cats think tribble--tags-are-trouble! --jkb
  • cats think you are a culinary genius.
  • cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
  • cats to teach us that not everything in nature has a func
  • cats understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
  • cats understand what no means.
  • catsup and mustard all over the place! it's the human hamburger!
  • catsup: hollandaise sauce for bachelors.
  • cats use cat-walks --they're the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cats use claws to climb trees and fire departments to get down. - g.
  • cats v. rush limbaugh: they both have fuzzy tales.
  • cats vs. bill clinton...they both have fuzzy tales
  • cats: walking egos with fur.
  • cats, when dropped, reach terminal velocity after 9 stories
  • cats, when struck with hammers, will blink
  • cats will watch mom change the litter box and then deliberately go poop in the corner
  • cats: woman's best friend
  • cats: woman's best friend......
  • cats: woman's best friends
  • cats won't pull a sled across alaska for a bowl of reeking fish stew.
  • cats would never chase a mechanical rabbit around a race track.
  • cats wouldn't be so arrogant if mice had little mouse machine guns
  • cats -- ya gotta love em...cause you can't hate them!
  • cats--ya gotta love em...cause you can't hate them!
  • cats, ya gotta love em...cause you can't hate them!
  • cats...ya gotta love em...cause you can't hate them!
  • cat-walk a place to show--buns & boobs--it's the cats-meow! --jkb
  • cat? what cat? it's a small dog doing impressions of cats!
  • chinese cats pay homage to mousey dung
  • choosey cats choose logitech mice 10 to 1 over microsoft!
  • choosey cats choose microsoft mice
  • choosey cats prefer logitech mice, 10 to 1
  • choosey cats prefer microsoft mice, 10 to 1
  • choosey cats prefer microsoft mice, 10 to 1 choosy cats prefer microsoft
  • choosey cats prefer microsoft mice. coming soon from microsoft foods:
  • choosy cats choose logitech mice 10 to 1 over microsoft!
  • choosy cats prefer logitech mice, 10 to 1
  • choosy cats prefer microsoft mice 10:1
  • cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.
  • civilization is defined by the presence of cats
  • civilization is defined by the presence of cats.
  • clear off, or i'll set the cats on you.
  • clowdyer n -s [prob. var. of clutter]: a group of cats.
  • come, be a man: drown thyself! drown cats and blind puppies.
  • come to me, my catsis!!!
  • come to me, my catsis!!!
  • coming soon from microsoft foods: choosy cats prefer microsoft mice, 10 to 1
  • computer cats prefer ibms, macs don't work with a dead mouse
  • condensed cats drink evaporated milk
  • conference hosting is like herding cats
  • conference management is like trying to herd cats.
  • conference management: trying to herd cats
  • conference moderating is like trying to herd cats.
  • contrary to popular belief, cats are not domesticated animals.
  • cool cats usually aren't.
  • creation took*nine* days -- no other explanation accounts for cats.
  • cross over to cats
  • curiosity and cats - why does everyone always put the two together?
  • curiosity kills cats, it doesn't determine their sexual orientation
  • curiosity kills more mice than cats.
  • cute's for the birds...er cats
  • cute's for the birds...er cats...
  • def: catalyst (n): an alphabetical list of cats
  • def: catscan: a hi-tech device for examining cats
  • def: tunar: sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats to appear
  • demolition machines are cats. coincidence? i think not!
  • destructive cats - by claude sofa
  • device=catnip.sys < -driver for cats who compute
  • discriminating cats use cat-marts it's a cats-meow!
  • discriminating cats use cat-marts --they're the cats-meow! --jkb
  • dissappointment doesn't kill. yeah, rejection kills. dissappointment only maims. -- noelle, abby, the truth about cats and dogs
  • do androids pet electric cats?
  • do cats eat bats? do bats eat cats? -- carroll
  • do cats ever go to a people show?
  • do cats eyes really cross when you swing `im by the tail?
  • do cats have dimples?
  • do cats use telescopes?
  • do cats use telescopes? - mike as dumb girl
  • do cats use telescopes? -- mike nelson
  • do cheshire cats drink evaporated milk?
  • does anyone have any recipes regarding cats?
  • does anyone have any taglines regarding cats?
  • dogs and cats living together, real wrath of god type stuff
  • dogs and cats living together, real wrath of god type stuff.
  • dogs and cats living together, real wrath of god type stuff.
  • dogs and cats would live together in harmony
  • dogs answer when called - cats let the machine get it
  • dogs are dogs. birds are birds but cats are people
  • dogs are friendly bumblers. cats are aristocrats
  • dogs are kids, but cats are room-mates
  • dogs are kids. cats are roommates.
  • dogs are more loyal than men. then again, my cats are more loyal.
  • dogs believe they are human. cats believe they are god
  • dogs, cats, criminals
  • dogs, cats, criminals... oh heck, criminals too!
  • dogs come when called....cats have answering machine
  • dogs come when called, cats have answering machines.
  • dogs come when called. cats have answering machines.
  • dogs come when called. cats have answering machines...
  • dogs come when called,cats have answering machines,tribbles just breed
  • dogs come when called. cats have call waiting and get back to you
  • dogs come when called; cats have unlisted numbers!
  • dogs come when called; cats have voice mail.
  • dogs come when called; cats leave you on hold
  • dogs come when called. cats let their secretaries answer.
  • dogs come when called, cats take a message.
  • dogs come when called --- cats take a message and get back to you!
  • dogs come when called. cats take a message and get back to you.
  • dogs come when called; cats take a message and get back with you.
  • dogs come when they're called. cats have answering machines
  • dogs come when they're called. cats take a message and get back to you
  • dogs come when you call; cats have answering machines
  • dogs come when you call. cats have answering machines
  • dogs come when you call, cats have call waiting!
  • dogs come when you call. cats suck
  • dogs come when you call, cats take a message and get back to you.
  • dogs come when you call, cats use answering machines!
  • dogs come when you call them.....cats have answering machines.
  • dogs come when you come them.....cats have answering machines.
  • dogs get you through times of no cats better than cats through times of no dogs.
  • dogs give us friendship, cats bring us joy,
  • dogs go to heaven. cats watch them leave
  • dogs have fleas. cats have flea circuses
  • dogs have owners; cats have staff.
  • dogs look up, cats look down on us, pigs call us equal.
  • dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, and pigs treat us as equals.
  • dogs look up to us; cats look down; pigs treat us as equals.
  • dogs:mourn your death! cats: will eat you...pragmatists.
  • dogs see god in their owner. cats see god in a mirror
  • dogs shed, cats shred.
  • dogs smarter than cats? ever see eight cats pulling a sled?
  • dogs take orders... cats take suggestions!
  • dogs thing they're human, but cats think they're gods.
  • dogs think they are human. cats believe they are god
  • dogs think they're human, but cats remember bast.
  • dogs think they're human, but cats think they're gods.
  • dogs think they're human. cats know they are.
  • dogs think they're human, cats know they are deities
  • dogs think they're human: cats know they're gods.
  • dogs think they're human. cats think they're gods!
  • dogs think they're human. cats wouldn't stoop that low.
  • dogs who eat cats agree: it's tabbies two to one!
  • dogs will come when called, cats have answering machines.
  • dogs will morn your death : cats will eat you!
  • do invisible cats drink evaporated milk?
  • do invisible cats use the invisible litter box?
  • do not anger cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.
  • do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and
  • do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will p*ss on your computer
  • don't know much about cats, i have a dog.
  • don't like cats. can't stand cats. used to like chinese food.
  • don't run around the house naked, it upsets the cats
  • don't use the protonic disassociator to dissove any cats... -ewjim
  • do only cool cats sit in the sun?
  • do radioactive cats have 18 half lives?
  • do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
  • do radioactive cats have 18 half liveswer of the dark side
  • do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
  • dos: allman brothers* mac: herbie hancock* amiga: cats in heat
  • dragons and penguins and cats ... oh my.
  • dragracing: two cats tied together by their tails!
  • easy as teaching cats to march
  • egyptians worshipped cats, and cats have not forgotten!
  • electricity was invented by rubbing cats backwards.
  • electricity was invented by rubbing cats together.
  • eval day 130 þ cats have not forgotten they were once worshipped
  • even cats have their own lives; get on with yours
  • even if you understood cats, you would never believe it!
  • even worse than raining cats & dogs is hailing taxi's.
  • ever hear fry your cats in crisco?
  • ever notice that cats seem to have their genitals in their heads?
  • every dog has his day, but the nights belong to cats!
  • every dog has his day, but the nights belong to us cats!
  • every dog has his day...but the nights belong to us cats!
  • every dog has its day, but the nights belong to the pussycats
  • every life should have nine cats
  • every life should have nine cats. ---anonymous
  • every man has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to kick cats.
  • ex #7: two-legged cats are slower than three-legged cats
  • experiment #1: four legged cats are hard to catch.
  • experiment #5: cats without legs are easier to bathe
  • experiment #6: three-legged cats will not walk in circles.
  • experiment #7: two-legged cats are slower than three-legged cats.
  • experiment #8: one-legged cats are easier to throw.
  • experiment #9: cats without legs never land on all fours.
  • fat cats are obese. flat cats have been run over.
  • fat cats go down alleys eating birds
  • fate: protects fools, little children, and cats
  • felicity - a town inhabited by happy cats
  • fiddle: the friction of a horse's tail on a cats' entrails
  • fighting like catsmas and dogmas.
  • fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in barber, north carolina
  • fish tanks: interactive software for cats
  • flat cats are good for filling potholes.
  • flat cats are quiet, but not much fun.
  • florida. roaches there kidnap cats and hold them for ransom
  • florida, where the roaches kidnap cats and hold them for ransom
  • fools: fool with big cats!
  • founding member, campus crusade for cats.
  • franklin's observation on older women: in the dark, all cats are gray.
  • frankly, i don't let my cats bear arms
  • freeze-dried cats are easy to store and keep for years
  • friends don't let friends flame cats
  • furball on keyboard. delete cats? (y/n)
  • garfield, cats like to play in empty boxes. get an empty cat.
  • garlic is the catsup of intellectuals.
  • g-d said let there be cats! and was promptly ignored.
  • given enough computers and cats, i could rule the world
  • give your cats exercise - throw them in front of a dog.
  • goblin's aren't so bad - if you use lots of catsup!
  • goblin's aren't so bad - if you use lots of catsup!
  • god created cats so man could attempt to understand woman
  • god created cats so that men could learn to understand
  • god created cats to show humans how life is meant to be lived
  • god created dogs to give cats something to laugh at!
  • god invented dogs to give cats something to laugh at!
  • god made the big cats so mankind could ( dingy-dingy! ) a lion's tail.
  • god said let there be cats! and he was promptly ignored.
  • god said, let there be cats! and he was promptly ignored
  • god said let there be cats! and was promptly ignored.
  • god to the cats: go forth and rule the humans who think they rule
  • god to the cats of earth : go forth and adopt a human pet
  • gorgeous cats don't know they're gorgeous.
  • got rid of the kids. the cats are allergic!
  • gotta go cats stuck in the printer.
  • gotta go, the cats are being too quiet
  • gpl<sigh> - wildcat!, tomcat!, view-cat, bicats!
  • >>> do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
  • guy: a far away land* tom: the catskills
  • had to get rid of the kids. the cats are allergic!
  • ha, ha. our cats would kill us in our sleep. <larry>
  • hamilton and memphis fought like 'cats and 'dogs last night
  • has it ever rained cats and dogs?
  • have you ever danced with a tomcat by the whoops, tomcats don't dance.
  • have you hugged your cats today?
  • heath? lots of cats & no litter boxes means many catasstrophies
  • he had never seen the catskill mountains, but had seen them kill mice.
  • hellcats! in little frilly things - joel & bots sing
  • hell cats! terrorizing the desolate wastelands... -- tom servo
  • help!!!!! i'm living with lumberjack monkeys reincarnated as cats!
  • hep cats, as a species, died out in the 1950s.
  • herding cats is easier than moderating.
  • he who argues with the laws of lions and cats loses
  • he who dislikes cats was a rat in his former life
  • he who don't like cats don't like pets smarter than him
  • he who hates cats is usually a rat
  • hey feel this.. kinda gooshy huh? dead cats feel that way
  • hey, feel this.. kinda gooshy huh? dead cats feel that way.
  • hip cats are usually nervous.
  • histology - scientific study of snakes, cats & leaky tires
  • histology: scientific study of snakes, cats & leaky tires.
  • hmm. it's either country music, or 9 cats being tortured+
  • hmm... it's either country music, or 9 cats being tortured
  • hmmm! when the cats awaythe mice go into orbit!
  • hmm! when the cats away, the mice go into orbit!
  • hope you like cats! :-}
  • how come cats don't have doc's?
  • how come my cats run the house but pay no bills?
  • how many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
  • how to name it heaven, if my cats are not there?
  • human: automatic door opener used by cats
  • human being: automatic door opener for cats
  • human(n):semi-useful domestic animal;popular with cats.
  • human (n): useful domestic animal popular with cats
  • human: (n) useful domestic animal popular with cats.
  • human (n): useful domesticated animal popular with cats.
  • humans are hard to train, but most cats manage to do so eventually
  • humans are hard to train but they are the only servants cats have.
  • humans are hard to train, but they are the only slaves cats have
  • humans: creatures subservient to cats
  • humans: creatures subservient to cats.
  • humans exist so cats will have someone to pet them.
  • humans exist so that cats can have someone to pet them
  • humans: useful domestic animals, popular with cats.
  • hummingbirds are nature's way of teaching humility to cats!
  • husband and cats assimilated. reward for return of cats
  • hypocrite: a man who says he likes cats, but won't eat pussy.
  • i absolutely _love_ cats!!! when do we eat?
  • i accelerate for cats.
  • i always wear real fur....the cats sleeps on the laundry!
  • i am alf of borg: all cats will be assimilated.
  • i am canadian because....i don't know what catsup is.....
  • i am in charge here but don't tell my cats
  • i cannot be help responsible for the above email, as apparently my cats have learned how to type
  • i cantbheld responsible4above emailas apparently my cats have learned how2type
  • i . cats
  • i* cats! especially for 1 hour at 350 with some veggies.
  • i didn't know cats quacked until i stepped on my cats paw!
  • i didnt know cats quacked until i stepped on my cats paw!
  • i don't hate cats. i just find them entertaining whilst dying.
  • i don`t talk to people who don`t like cats!
  • i'd rather be squirting chemicals up cats' butts
  • if ancient cats had, had prehensile thumbs we'd have fur and whiskers
  • if cats and dogs can live together why can't men & women?
  • if cats bought cat food it would wiggle.
  • if cats cough up furballs, what do tribbles cough up?
  • if cats could be registered voters they would vote democratic
  • if cats could be registered voters they would vote republican.
  • if cats could talk: open the orange can now
  • if cats could talk, they'd remind us that their ancestors ate ours.
  • if cats could talk, they wouldn't. --nan porter
  • if cats could talk, they would remind us that their ancestors ate ours
  • if cats ever developed opposable thumbs, humans would be history
  • if cats had longer attention spans, they'd be ruling the world
  • if cats had wings there would be no ducks in the lake
  • if cats had wings there would be no sea gulls crapping on the beach
  • if cats have kittens, do bats have bittens?
  • if cats ran in packs, there would be no coyotes.
  • if cats ruled the world... what? you mean they don't?
  • if cats spoke, they would remind us that their ancestors ate ours...
  • if cats spoke they would remind us their ancestors ate ours.
  • if dogs had catapults, would cats be safe in trees?
  • i feel like i am being nibbled to death by cats!
  • i feel like i'm being nibbled to death by cats - londo molari
  • if evolution were a fact then cats would use can openers.
  • if guests arrive for christmas cats must disappear for the next week
  • if i had two dead cats, i've give you one! --the scorpion.
  • if(raining==(cats&&dogs))good_to_do=open( umbrella ,null)
  • if this is heaven -- where are the cats?
  • if you don't give cats milk, they turn back into dragons.
  • i hate cats, unless stir-fried & tossed in dumpster
  • i have nothing against cats. i wouldn't let one get that close.
  • i have nothing against cats. wouldn't get that close to one.
  • i have two cats: a large main cat and a small emergency backup one
  • i just adore cats. dead ones.
  • i just love cats, especially with ketchup
  • i just love cats, especially with ketchup.
  • i like cats, but i don't think i could eat a whole one
  • i like cats dead ones! --alf
  • i like catsdead ones! --alf.
  • i like cats, they make good violins.
  • i like cats, they taste just like chicken
  • i like cats too. let's exchange recipes.
  • i like cats, too. let's exchange recipes
  • i like pigs. dogs look up to us. cats look down on us. pigs treat us as equals
  • i like pigs. dogs look up to us. cats look down on us. pigs treat us as equals. -- winston churchill
  • i live in a quiet neighborhood -- we killed all the cats.
  • i love cats! a little a-1 and some rice and gravy.
  • i love cats and cat taglines
  • i love cats and cat taglines.
  • i love cats. barbecued.
  • i love cats because they're stranger than i am.
  • i love cats. - beverly
  • i love cats, but their little bones get stuck in my teeth.
  • i love cats 'cause they're stranger than i am!
  • i love cats. dead ones.
  • i love cats.. dead ones
  • i love cats! especially for 1 hour at 350 with some veggies.
  • i love cats... especially with ketchup
  • i love cats, it's people i can't stand. - linus van pelt
  • i love cats. on a good night, i can eat 5 or 6 of 'em
  • i love cats. on a good night i can eat 5 or 6 of them!
  • i love cats... stir-fried is best!
  • i*love* cats... stuffed and mounted
  • i love cats! tasted like chicken, but what doesn't?
  • i love cats. they're pretty good when you add ketchup.
  • i love cats. they taste just like chicken.
  • i love cats... they taste just like chicken
  • i love cats, tom mused.
  • i love cats too..... wanna trade recipes?
  • i love cats too.; want to trade recipes?
  • i_love_cats...........under my tires.
  • i loved it. it was much better than 'cats'. i want to read it again and again
  • i love dogs & cats. i love pussies even more!
  • i love my cats. they make excellent dog toys!!
  • i luv cats! a little a-1 and some rice and gravy
  • i'm afraid i'm not qualified to confuse cats
  • i'm a good judge of people...that's why i love cats!!
  • i'm an ailurophile. i find cats very ailuring
  • i'm being nibbled to death by--cats --londo molari
  • i'm being nibbled to death by--cats --londo mollari
  • i'm too sexy for my cats!
  • in 1992 800 american cats were fitted with pacemakers
  • in a shedding contest with cats, the odds are against you.
  • in `hichiker's guide' it was mice... it's really cats!
  • intel cats have 8.99995634563 lives
  • in the dark, all cats are gray.
  • in the dark, all cats are gray.
  • in the eyes of cats , all things belong to cats.
  • invisible cats drink unseen
  • i out-stare cats for fun
  • i own 12 cats, i'm a masochist
  • i share a single apartment with 3 cats, my furniture is way too nice!
  • is it bad luck for black cats to walk under ladders?
  • is raining cats and dogs better than hailing taxies?
  • is that grunge.... or are the neighbor's cats in heat??
  • i swear, lad, cats have nothing on dragons for cussed inquisitiveness.
  • i thought all cats had nine lives? mine die after 1 or 2 throttlings!
  • it is easier to get forgiveness than permission. <cats>
  • it is like being nibbled to death by...cats! - londo
  • i took my kat in for a catscan. diagnosis? it was a kat
  • it's like shooting cats in a barrel.
  • i understand cats, men are the mystery!
  • i understand life and the universe. cats are beyond me.
  • i understand life, the universe, and everything. cats are beyond me
  • i've never seen the catskill mountains, but i have seen 'em kill mice.
  • i've tried birds, dogs, cats & fish - pet peeves are best
  • i waa lthe caboxt tom'e's cats is egeone-ey- a perresting aswo.
  • jkb said! cat-a-lan a network of cats--they're the cats-meoowww!
  • jkb said! my cat goes cat-blanche --it's the cats-meoowww!
  • jkb said! my cat likes cat-mobiles --they stop at cats-x-ings!
  • jkb said! my cat likes serial mice for breakfast! it's the cats-meow
  • jkb said! my cat looks for bugs-in-win95 -they're the cats-meoww!
  • jkb said! my cat loves santa-cat-alina --it's the cats-meoowww!
  • jkb said! my cat sleeps in cats-cradles --it's the cats-meoowww!
  • jkb said! my cat uses cat-apults --they're the cats-meoowww!
  • jkb said! sea cats prefer cat-amarans --they're the cats-meoowww!
  • jkb said! warning:*cats* chase birds--could be habit forming!!!
  • just dial 1-900-976-cats for a purrfectly meowvelous time.
  • kats are smarter dogs. you can't get 8 cats to pull a sled
  • king of the cats, eh? well, you're not _my_ king. - sylvester to lion
  • kittens are cats with extra springs
  • kittens become cats, but they never grow up! aren't you glad?
  • kitty cats: furry, peaceful emotion raisers.
  • kitty cats ... the purrs of life!
  • kitty litter: thowing cats out a car window
  • kitty porn: dial 1 -900 -976 -cats for a purrfectly meowvelous time!
  • kitty wells = where cats go to drink
  • know why cats are so independent? they can scratch their own backs.
  • laptop: where my cats sleep.
  • large cats are a no -no, but a little pussy is fine
  • large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone
  • large cats're bad, but a little pussy never hurt anyone
  • let sleeping dogs lie, but wake up those lying cats
  • life with cats is never dull
  • life without cats just isn't worth living! -lg
  • lmr 2.1a i love cats - 'cause they're stranger than i am!!
  • look...a new day...has begun. memory from cats
  • lots of cats & no litter boxes means many catasstrophies.
  • love cats? they spit on their hands and rub it all over!
  • love me...love my cats!
  • <meow> splat! <woof> splat! - raining cats and dogs
  • <sigh> where are the cats when you need them???
  • lx 2.1 td kitty cats ... the purrs of life!
  • machines used in demolition are called cats. coincidence?
  • machines used in demolition are called cats. coincidence? i think not!
  • maining cats and dogs is better than hailing taxis
  • male golfers wriggle their feet to get their stance right - they look like cats preparing to pee
  • management - a substitute for herding cats ... sort of like moderating
  • managing men is like trying to herd cats.
  • managing programmers is like herding cats.
  • managing software engineers is like herding cats
  • managing women in a mall is like trying to herd cats
  • man can not live on starlight alone; that's why he needs cats!
  • man cannot live on starlight alone; that's why he needs cats!
  • man may rule, but cats really don't care
  • many people own cats - and go on to lead normal lives.
  • meddle not in the affairs of cats, for they will pee on your keyboard.
  • meddle not in the affairs of cats for you are soft-skinned, and blind at night
  • meeeooow splat woooff splat - raining cats and dogs.
  • meeoow! <splat> wooof! <splat> (raining cats and dogs)
  • meeoow! <splat> wooof! <splat> (raining cats and dogs)
  • meetings, n.: a place where minutes are kept and hours are lostmmeow splat! woof splat! - raining cats and dogs
  • men don't like cats because cats are cooler than they are
  • men don't like cats because cats are cooler than they are.
  • men with playful cats shouldn't sleep in the nude!
  • men with playful cats shouldn't sleep naked.
  • men with playful cats shouldn't sleep nude!!!
  • meoooooow! >splat!< woooooof! >splat!< (raining cats and dogs...)
  • meoooow! splat! woooof! splat! (raining cats and dogs)
  • meoooow! splat! woooof! splat! (raining cats & dogs)
  • meow! <splat> woof! <splat>: raining cats and dogs.
  • meow ... <splat>... woof ... <splat>... (raining cats & dogs)
  • meow ...splat... aarf ...splat... (raining cats and dogs)
  • meow ...splat... aarf ...splat... (raining cats and dogs).
  • meow ...splat... ruff ...splat (raining cats and dogs)
  • meow...splat...ruff...splat-raining cats and dogs
    • meow ...splat... ruff ...splat...(raining cats & dogs)
  • meow . . . splat . . . ruff . . . splat . . . (raining cats & dogs)
  • meow ...splat... ruff ...splat... (raining cats & dogs)
  • meow ...splat... ruff ...splat...(raining cats & dogs)
  • meow ...splat woof ...splat (raining cats and dogs).
  • mice and men make plans, cats and women should work.
  • mice crispies: breakfast of champion cats!
  • mice crispies: breakfast of grand champion cats!
  • mice crispies, n. - breakfast food for cats
  • mice found everywhere! [f]ire cat [g]et more cats
  • mice found everywhere! [f]ire cat [g]et more cats [s]et traps
  • mice krispies: breakfast food for cats
  • mice krispies: breakfast of champion cats
  • microsoft bashing to an art form! choosey cats prefer microsoft mice, 10
  • middle-aged cats don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner
  • mikey mouse and i agree, cats are war mongers. (polly)
  • moderator: the one job that makes herding cats look easy!
  • mom! it's arbies..they say they cook beef! not cats!
  • most people with cats know they're being controlled
  • mountain dew spilled on keyboard. delete cats [y/n]?
  • multiplication: what cats do and what adders need log tables for
  • music and cats: the two refuges from life
  • mutilate - what cats do at night.
  • mutilate: what cats do at night
  • my cat goes cat-blanche --it's the cats-meoowww!
  • my cat likes*cat*fish--it's the cats-meoowww!
  • my cat likes cat-mobiles --they stop at cats-x-ings!
  • my cat likes cat-mobiles-they stop at cats-x-ings!
  • my cat likes serial mice for breakfast! it's the cats-meow
  • my cat looks for bugs-in-win95 -they're the cats-meoww!
  • my cat loves santa-cat-alina --it's the cats-meoowww!
  • my cats are to me as roses without thorns.
  • my cats have their own lives; i'm getting on with mine
  • my cat sleeps in cats-cradles --it's the cats-meoowww!
  • my cats own the house - we just pay the mortgage!
  • my cat uses cat-apults --they're the cats-meoowww!
  • my dog loves cats, almost as much as canned food.
  • my grammar has 37 cats
  • my other cats ignore me too!
  • network administration is like herding cats
  • network management is like herding cats.
  • network management is like trying to herd cats...
  • never try to herd cats
  • never try to herd cats....
  • never try to herd cats. -- mark twain
  • newbies aren't so bad - if you use lots of catsup!
  • newbies aren't so bad - if you use lots of catsup!
  • nightmare: cats with opposable thumbs
  • nine out of ten cats prefer logitech mice.
  • no matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats!
  • no matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens
  • none of your 87 cats lower the toilet seat either
  • no problem - my favorite cats all love tuna
  • not every cat house is illegal - some really have cats!  :-}
  • nothing says i love you better than fourteen cats
  • nothing the cats do surprises me anymore. - blair
  • not to worry! i love cats. especially with bbq sauce!
  • now that winter is coming, get one of our 16 pound heater cats.
  • nuked radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
  • of course there have to be kittens; otherwise there wouldn't be cats!
  • of course, you know that the real moderators of this echo are cats.
  • offline 1.52 ... don't ask me. the cats are in charge around here.
  • oh - you love cats too - want to swap a few recipes?
  • okay kitty cats, read my beak; no more birds!
  • one great thing about cats - they don't bark.
  • one little two little three dead kitty cats...four little five little
  • one very nice thing about cats - they don't bark!
  • only cats, music, books, and computers justify the human race.
  • on melmac, we love cats! - alf
  • on't like timid men;cats don't like prudent rats!*
  • ooooh, this must be my day for cats! blackarachnia, beast wars
  • orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of catsup).
  • ot rid of my wife. the cats were allergic*
  • our cats own the house - we just pay the mortgage!
  • owners train their dogs... cats train their room -mates!
  • pascal programming is like herding cats.
  • people don't adopt cats! cats adopt people!
  • people don't own cats, cats own people!
  • people don't own cats! cats own people!
  • people have all the theories, cats have all the facts
  • people keep dogs for pets. cats keep people for pets!
  • people own dogs, but cats know better
  • people own dogs. cats own people
  • people who dislike cats were rats in a former life!
  • people who hate cats were rats in a previous life!
  • persian cats are good dust mops. tie on end of a stick.
  • pet peeves? i tried dogs, cats, birds, and fish - peeves are better.
  • pharoahs worshipped cats. egypt lasted 3,000 years. coincidence?
  • phobia du jour: aelurophobia - fear of cats
  • play it, hep cats! - ewj
  • please report all lost or stolen cats to the moderator
  • pole-cat ...a pole sitting cat--it's the cats-meow! --jkb
  • pole-cat (what else) a pole sitting cat--it's the cats-meow!
  • power beyond the wildest of cats!...blue wave!
  • power beyond the wildest of cats!...platinum xpress!
  • practical jokes for cats, epsiode 32: pull my claw! pull my claw!
  • procatstinate - the cat can't decide to go out or stay inside
  • procatstinate: when a cat can't decide to go out or in
  • proof that cats have nine lives: i can't kill'em quickly.
  • punny book = a whole lot of cats: kitt n. caboodle.
  • punny book: a whole lot of cats - kitt n. caboodle
  • purranoai: the fear that your cats are up to something.
  • purranoia is the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
  • purranoia: the fear one's cats are up to something.
  • purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
  • purranoia-- the fear that your cats are up to something
  • purranoia: the fear that your cats are up to something!
  • purranoia: the fear that your cats are up to something.
  • purranoia: the feeling that your cats are out to get you.
  • purr if you love cats
  • purring cats and glowing fireplaces make winter a joy
  • purring cats and glowing fireplaces make winter bearable
  • pussy whip: the dessert topping for cats.
  • pussywhip: the dessert topping for cats..
  • put cats in the coffee and mice in the tea!
  • radioactive cats are very, very hot!
  • radioactivecats are very, very hot!
  • radioactive cats have 18 half -lives
  • radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives.
  • raining cats and dogs? don't step in any poodles!
  • raining cats and dogs is better than hailing taxis!
  • raining cats and dogs is better than hailing taxis.
  • raising children is like herding cats.
  • raising kids is like herding cats
  • raising kids is like trying to heard cats.
  • raising kids is like trying to herd cats!
  • real cats don't eat lasagna
  • real sysops don't have on-line ae or catsend
  • recipes are like cats. you just think that they're yours
  • recipes are like cats. you just think that they're yours.
  • recipes are like cats--you just think they're yours.
  • recipes are like cats - you only think you own them
  • recipes are like cats - you only think you own them.
  • road kill diner - special - flat cats (singles or a stack)
  • rrecipes are like cats. you just think that they're yours
  • rub a cats back and stick on to your ceiling for fun!!!
  • save a cat today!--stop cars at cats-x-ing --jkb
  • save the coyote -- abandon cats in the country
  • scatology, the science of shooing cats
  • science asks how? , philosophy asks why , and cats don't care
  • science asks how. philosophy asks why. cats couldn't care less
  • science asks how? philosophy ask why? and cats could care less
  • science asks how? , philosophy ask why , and cats don't ca
  • science asks how?, philosophy ask why, and cats don't care.
  • science asks how. philosophy ask why. and cats don't care much
  • science asks how? philosophy ask why? cats don't care!
  • sea cats prefer cat-a-marans --they're the cats-meow! --jkb
  • 'sfunny,the traits we hate in people,we prize in cats!
  • she's so blonde - she thought meow mix was a record for cats
  • she was so blonde - she thought meow mix was a record for cats
  • shouldn't cats contribute in their echo?
  • shouldn't siamese cats come in pairs?
  • sign for homeless cats - will purr for food.
  • sign from the roadkill cafe. flat cat $2.00 stack of flat cats $3.50
  • sign on homeless cats - will purr for food.
  • skunks have a stripe down the back, polecats none.
  • sleep well and dream of large cats!
  • small talk between cats: shred any good books lately?
  • so many cats... so few bullets
  • so many recipes, so few cats
  • son't use the protonic disassociator to dissolve any cats... -ewjim
  • southern cats want their mtv! (milk, tuna and vittles)
  • so ya love cats, do ya? isn't there a law against doing that???
  • spurs only piss a horse off - works okay on cats, though
  • spurs only piss off a horse...work okay on cats though
  • spurs only serve to annoy horses. they work okay on cats, though.
  • squatter's rights: when the cats take over your sandbox.
  • stray cats: gods little way of saying, it's time for target practice
  • studies show cats prefer microsoft mice 10 to 1
  • studies show that cats blink when struck with a hammer.
  • support the coyote habitat...abandon cats in the country
  • supurrfluous: many extra cats.
  • sure, cats land on their feet, but at 40 stories, does it matter?
  • sysoping is like trying to herd cats
  • taglines are like cats. you just think that they're your
  • taglines are like cats. you just think that they're yours.
  • taglines are like cats, you just think they are yours!
  • taglines are like cats. you just think they're yours.
  • taglines are like cats....you just think they're yours.
  • taglines are like cats. you just*think* you own them
  • taglines are like cats.. you just _think_ you own them.
  • tag lines are like cats, you only think you own them.
  • taglines are like cats - you only think you own them.
  • taglines are like cats. you only _think_ you own them
  • taglines are like cats. you only*think* you own them.
  • taglines.cat taglines about cats
  • take away cats and our earth is a tomb. -browning
  • take barney to the zoo and let him play with the big kitty cats.
  • thank god cats don't have opposable thumbs!
  • that's what i like to see: cats pushin' up daisies. - rollins
  • that wall there? holy cats! - dr. forrester
  • the bad thing about kittens is that they become cats
  • the best applause is cats. -- heinlein
  • the best laid plans of mice and men... are eaten by cats
  • the best laid plans of mice and men both get et by mean cats
  • the bible does _not_ say noah took cats aboard the ark
  • the blood is the life: flies, sparrows, cats, then humans.-renfield
  • the butter cats - tom's super heroes
  • the cats chasing the dog and the mouse is pissed.
  • the cats come in on little fog feet
  • the cats let me live here
  • the cats let us live here.
  • the difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. cats take a message and get back to you
  • the egyptians had the right idea, they worshiped cats as gods.
  • the fear of sponge-cats is the beginning of wisdom.
  • the goddess created cats so that men could learn to understand women.
  • the goddess made cats so we might kiss tigers full on the lips
  • the goddess said let there be cats! and she was promptly ignored
  • the great charm of cats is their rampant egotism.
  • the great open spaces where cats are cats. - marquis
  • the guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats
  • the house belongs to the fish and the cats. we just pay the mortgage
  • the human who posted this is jointly owned by four cats!
  • the main problem i have with cats is, they're not dogs. -- kevin cowherd
  • the man is dead. - mccoy re jackson, 'catspaw'
  • the more known about people, the more to admire in cats
  • the naming of cats is a difficult matter... - elliot
  • the naming of cats is a serious matter... -- eliot
  • the only thing better than a cat--is two cats!
  • the only thing worse than raining cats and dogs is hailing taxis.
  • the other day i saw a show about mounting cats - on the wall.
  • the problem with cats? one word: heat!!!!
  • there are 18 male cats on the enterprise. i will conduct dna tests
  • there are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats
  • there are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.--albert schweitzer
  • there is intelligent life on earth...cats
  • there is no doubt cats have souls...only they deserve them
  • the thing i like best about cats is that they don't bark.
  • the thing i like best about cats: they don't bark!
  • the trouble with cats is that they've got no tact
  • the trouble with kittens is that eventually they turn into cats.
  • the true moderators of this echo are actually cats
  • the warcats must condemn themselves.
  • the wonderful thing about cats is their endless variety. -eric gurney
  • the world is a schrodinger box, and we are merely cats.
  • the worst social disease you can get from cats is fleas.
  • they're not cats. they're feline americans
  • this is like being nibbled to death by cats.
  • those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.
  • those who say cats have no soul have never gazed into their eyes
  • thousands of years ago, the egyptians worshipped cats as gods. cats have never forgotten this
  • thou shalt not try to herd cats; be they users or sysops.
  • till the cats set us free.
  • time spent with cats is never wasted. -colette
  • 'tis the goal of all housecats to become spherical. --rw
  • 'tis the goal of all housecats to become spherical. -- rw
  • to be, or not to be... only cats really know, and they won't tell.
  • to cats, all things belong to cats!
  • to cats, the law of gravity is only a suggestion
  • toilet paper exists so that cats can shred it into little bits
  • tomato catsup? what other kind is there?
  • tom-cat ...a voyeur...they're the cats-meow!
  • took my cat in for a catscan. diagnosis? it was a cat
  • too much trek: you name all your cats after starfleet admirals.
  • traits that we despise in people, we prize as virtues in cats.
  • tribble use #88 - keep your cats entertained.
  • tunar, sonar device in cat food , causing cats to appear.
  • tunar: sonarlike device in can that causes cats to appear.
  • tunar: sonar-like device in cat food that attracts cats.
  • tunar: sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats to appear.
  • turning your back on cats is to turn your back on life
  • two cats are a circus, three a coup, six a revolution
  • un, deux, trois - cats sank. more biligualism.
  • unlike cats, you can ride a harley any time of the month you feel like
  • ura montanan if u check under ur hood for cats before u start ur car.
  • ura moonie if you named your cats luna and artemis
  • vancouver. roaches there kidnap cats and hold them for ransom
  • voided from the can/we tossed the spam in the yard./the cats bury it
  • vorlons are cats. who else could be that arrogant?
  • warning:*cats* chase birds-could be habit forming!!!
  • warning:*cats* chase birds--could be habit forming!--jkb
  • warning: i cannot be held responsible for the above because my cats have apparently learned to type
  • warning! this computer protected by attack cats!
  • warning this pc protected by two cats with black belts in kimpo
  • warning: this pc protected by two cats with black belts in kimpo.
  • warning! this pc protected by two cats with black belts in kimpo.
  • we can always find something to talk about where cats are involved
  • we cats appreciate good packaging. garfield
  • we got rid of our kids. the cats are allergic!
  • we got rid of the kids, the cats were allergic.
  • we got rid of the kid - the cats ware allergic to him!
  • we had to get rid of the kids - the cats became allergic
  • well, at least we found them. - kirk, 'catspaw'
  • well, at least we found them. kirk, 'catspaw'
  • well,*do* cats have dimples?
  • well i've confirmed it - cats can't swim.
  • well, round at my gran's ... she trains polecats
  • well, round at my gran's ... she trains polecats.
  • we might remind cats that our ancestors wore theirs.
  • we're burning up, sir. chekov, 'catspaw'
  • we're saying together for the sake of the cats.
  • we're staying together for the sake of the cats.
  • what a bunch of spooky cats in that joint. - joey gaynor
  • what a wonderful world it is that has cats in it!
  • what cats hear when we talk to them:
  • what cats hear when we talk to them: .
  • what do macrobiotic cats eat? brown mice
  • what, in this world that makes living worthwhile? cats -- cats are nice
  • what is it that cats are looking at?
  • what's worse than raining cats and dogs? hailing taxis.
  • when cats lie on top of books they're really reading by osmosis
  • when daddy is cleaning the gutters, cats must nap on the ladder steps
  • when god said let there be cats! he was promptly ignored.
  • when i was your age cats were wild, and kids were tame! ojw
  • when no one else cares, my cats still love me!
  • when sharing a bed, cats need the three-quarters nearest the wall
  • when yo mama walks she looks like 2 wildcats fighting in a gunny sack!
  • when you hear woof...splat...meow...splat , it's raining cats and dogs
  • where do cats go when they die? to purrgatory
  • where the heck are all the singing cats?
  • where the hell are all the singing cats?
  • yeah, i love cats too... want to trade recipes?
  • yeah, i love cats too...you wanna trade recipes??
  • yeah, yeah, i love cats tooespecially with soy sauce
  • yeah, yeah, i love cats too. want to trade recipes?
  • yeah, yeah, i love cats, too want to trade recipes?
  • yes, i like cats! ... do you want to trade recipes?
  • yes, i*love* cats... particularly with a nice chianti!
  • yo...i am alf of borg. all of your cats are going to be assimilated
  • yo...i am alf of borg. all of your cats are going to be assimilated.
  • yo mama is so funky, when she goes for a walk cats follow her.
  • yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her
  • yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats
  • yo'momma like a catsup bottle: everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
  • yo' momma's like a catsup bottle: everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
  • yo'momma so funky when she goes for a walk cats follow her.
  • yo'momma so nasty when she goes for a walk cats follow her.
  • yo' momma's so funky when she goes for a walk cats follow her
  • yo' momma's so nasty when she goes for a walk cats follow her
  • you buy fleas? my cats bring them home free!
  • you can. mail me the catskill mountains, i guess
  • you'd have more success herding cats.
  • you idiot! cats can't digest shellfish!
  • you like cats, i like dogs, so what.
  • you'll pay for that, sailor water-logged, and your little friends, too! --catsy, sn
  • your mother was afraid of cats! - al, quantum leap
  • you've been naughty, put on that rubber catsuit and bend over
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