Ruby: Why was Callisto always so easy to defeat?
Xena: You can't teach a new god old tricks.
Ruby: When Gabrielle came back from the dead did she look any different?
Xena: Absence makes the head grow blonder.
Ruby: Someone heard you say Gabrielle could burn water.
Xena: I didn't mean it. Never judge a cook by her lover.
Ruby: What's the most important thing for a woman to know when serving in an army?
Xena: "Mess with the men" means share dining facilities.
Ruby: What happened to that ten thousand dinars?
Xena: I have many bills.
Ruby: How many times have you died and come back?
Xena: I have many wills.
Ruby: Does Gabrielle ever run out of pens?
Xena: She has many quills.
Ruby: Your teeth are astonishingly perfect.
Xena: I have many fills.
Ruby: Was the Tonight Show thing your first equestrian accident?
Xena: I have many spills.
Ruby: What comes with the job as Warrior Princess?
Xena: I have many frills.
Ruby: I understand you really like pickles.
Xena: I have many dills.
Ruby: Why does Gabrielle talk so much?
Xena: She takes many pills.
Ruby: Of course, many of your fans are women.
Xena: I have many Jills.
Ruby: I notice there are a lot of windows in your house.
Xena: I have many sills.
Ruby: I see you have a large collection of pepper grinders.
Xena: Yes, would you like to see them?