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  • aaarrrggghhh! = klingon for, go ahead. make my day.
  • a borg assimilated a romulan and a klingon. now it has indigestion
  • a denebian slime devil is a tribble built to klingon specifications.
  • a denebian slime devil is a tribble built to klingon specs.
  • a female klingon with pms? like, how could you *tell*?
  • a female klingon with pms?...run for your lives!!!
  • a fistful of datas = the good, the bad, & the klingon
  • a fistful of datas: the good, the bad, & the klingon
  • a happy klingon is a bloddy romulan!
  • ah, friend klingon! cyrano jones
  • a jack, still no help for the @klingon. - data
  • a klingon, a romulan, and a borg we <phaser blast>
  • a klingon, a romulan, and a borg we <phasor blas
  • a klingon diplomat? no, his disrupter ran out of energy.
  • a klingon does not let a friend face danger alone. - worf
  • a klingon does not let a friend face danger alone. -- worf
  • a klingon does not play springball, major!
  • a klingon is his work, not his family. klang
  • a klingon is his work, not his family. - klang
  • a klingon is never late, every other guests are...... s.i. cyr
  • a klingon might knock you down if you win a game of chess, but a wookie will tear your arms out of their sockets
  • a klingon _never_ breaks his word. - worf
  • a klingon! redshirt grant! no! kirk
  • a klingon security officer? okona yes. worf
  • a klingon's mother wears combat boots.
  • a klingon vessel is decloacking off our port bow, compliments of gowron
  • a klingon warrior fights to the death! - worf
  • and i saw fear in the klingon's eye. maab
  • ...and prepare the dish with a sharp bat'leth. -klingon cooking show
  • a product of klingon science.
  • are you a klingon or is that a turtle on your head?
  • are you in pain? sunan it's...nothing. klingon torres
  • a running man can slit a thousand throats in one night. - klingon proverb
  • a tribble a day keeps the klingons away
  • a tribble a day keeps the klingons away.
  • a tribble a day keeps the klingons well fed.
  • a tribble a day keeps the klingons well fed.
  • a tribble a day keeps the klingon well fed
  • a tribble a day keeps the klingon well fed.
  • a true klingon warrior does not steal taglines.
  • a vulcan security officer? kinda like a klingon counselor
  • bbs lingo: kbl = klingon belly laugh
  • bbs lingo: khc = klingon high council
  • bbs lingo: khp = klingon home planet
  • be brave - join the klingon freestyle aerobics team.
  • be brave... join the klingon overhand bowling team!
  • be braver - join the klingon overhand bowling team.
  • being a klingon means never having to say please
  • be suicidal - join the klingon roller ball team.
  • betazoid/klingon female: a bitch who knows it all!
  • better watch out for the klingons around uranus
  • bet the klingons would like a 12 gauge to their batleth!
  • beware of klingons bearing gifts
  • bleached blonde klingon: today is a good day to dye!
  • bljeghbe'chugh vaj blhegh (klingon: surrender or die! )
  • blonded klingons! (because it was a good day to dye!!)
  • blonde klingons - because it's a good day to dye.
  • blonde klingons: because it was a good day to dye
  • blonde klingons: because it was a good day to dye.
  • blonde klingons: it's a good day to dye!
  • blonde klingons: may you dye well!
  • blonde klingons - today is a good day to dye
  • blond klingons: because it was a good day to dye.
  • blond klingons: may you dye well!
  • bother, said @f as he realized he couldn't speak klingon
  • bother said @f as the klingons decloaked
  • bother, said pooh as he led an invasion of the klingon home world.
  • bother said pooh as he realized he couldn't speak klingon.
  • bother, said pooh as he realized he couldn't speak klingon.
  • bother, said pooh, as he realized he couldn't speak klingon.
  • bother! said pooh as he realized he couldn't speak klingon.
  • bother! said pooh, as he realized he couldn't speak klingon.
  • bother, said pooh, as he was served to klingons as the main dish.
  • bother, said pooh, as he was served to the klingons
  • bother, said pooh, as he was served to the klingons as the main dish.
  • bother! said pooh as he was served to the klingons as the main dish.
  • bother! said pooh, as he was served to the klingons as the main dish.
  • bother, said pooh, as klingons beamed into the 100 acre wood.
  • bother! said pooh as klingons beamed into the 100 acre wood.
  • bother! said pooh, as klingons beamed into the 100 acre wood.
  • bother, said pooh as klingons boarded the enterprise.
  • bother, , said pooh, as klingons ran past his promenade shop again
  • bother! , said pooh, as klingons ran past his promenade shop again
  • bother said pooh as the klingons decloaked.
  • bother, said pooh, as the klingons decloaked.
  • bother! said pooh as the klingons decloaked.
  • bother! said pooh, as the klingons decloaked.
  • bother, said pooh as the klingons opened fire.
  • bother, said pooh, as the klingons opened fire.
  • bother! said pooh, as the klingons opened fire.
  • bother , said pooh,realising he didn't know how to swear in klingon
  • bother, said pooh,realising he didn't know how to swear in klingon
  • but the klingons..<grrrrr!>..they're hard on the holosuites..! -quark
  • but there are no old, bold klingons.
  • ...but to klingons, it's entertainment. - quark
  • but to klingons, it's entertainment - quark
  • can you imagine klingon engineering students?
  • can you yell yihmey! in a crowded klingon restaurant?
  • captain, a klingon does not play lemmings!
  • captain, a klingon does not play mario brothers!
  • captain, a klingon does *not* play simant!
  • captain, a klingon does *not* play simtribble!!!!!!
  • captain, a klingon does not play tetris!
  • captain, a klingon does not play tetris.
  • captain, a klingon does *not* play tetris. * worf
  • captain, a klingon does not play tetris -- worf
  • captain, a klingon does *not* watch sailor moon. - worf
  • captain bullitt, a klingon does not play lemmings.
  • captain @f, a klingon does not play lemmings
  • captain @flast@, a klingon does not play lemmings
  • captain, i must protest--a klingon does not play tetris!
  • captain, klingon ship approa...[!@$(@#&$* no carrier]
  • captain, klingons near uranus !
  • captain @l, a klingon does not play lemmings
  • captain of the klingon overhand bowling team
  • captain orville, a klingon does not play lemmings.
  • captain please, not in front of the klingons.
  • captain, please. not in front of the klingons.
  • captain, please. not in front of the klingons.
  • captain please, not in front of the klingons. cereal killer strikes again!
  • captain please, not in front of the klingons spock
  • captain, please, not in front of the klingons. spock in stv
  • captain, please! not in front of the klingons. - spock, stv.
  • captain, please. not in front of the klingons. -spock, st:v
  • captain, please. not in front of the klingons. -spock, st:v
  • captain, please. not in front of the klingons. -- worf
  • captain, receiving a message from the klingon ship. uh, it's in ansi
  • captain smith, a klingon does not play lemmings.
  • captain, the pentium scanners report there are 1.0000563 klingons!
  • captain, the pentium scanners report there are 1.0000563 klingons!
  • captain @tolast@, a klingon does not play lemmings
  • capt. kirk & toilet paper...both keep klingons off uranus
  • caution: betazoid with a klingon attitude!
  • caution: trigger happy klingon at tactical!!
  • caution! trigger happy klingon manning tactical station!
  • caution: we have a trigger happy klingon at tactical.
  • caution! we have a trigger happy klingon at tactical.
  • caution... we have a trigger-happy klingon at tactical.
  • caution...we have a trigger happy klingon at tactical
  • caution...we have a trigger happy klingon at tactical.
  • cautionwe have a trigger-happy klingon at tactical.
  • caution...we have a trigger happy klingon on our tactical station!
  • champions, the breakfast of klingons!
  • chekov on klingons: guess who's coming to dinner
  • chekov on klingons: terrible table manners.
  • clothes aren't sexy, klingons are!
  • commander, there is no careful way to question a klingon. - odo
  • confusion: donald duck speaking klingonese.
  • confusion(n.): donald duck speaking klingon
  • confusion- n. donald duck speaking klingonese
  • confusion- n. donald duck speaking klingonese.
  • confusion- n. donald duck speaking klingonese.
  • cowards need hostages. klingons do not. worf
  • cowards need hostages. klingons do not. - worf
  • cowards take hostages, klingons do not. - worf
  • cowards take hostages, klingons do not. * worf
  • cowards take hostages, klingons do not.--worf
  • cp [nr] * klingon prompt: strike any user when ready.
  • cussin - what genealogists do when thecaptain there be klingons! --scotty
  • damage control is easy. reading klingon-that's *hard*!
  • damage control is easy. reading klingon -- that's hard. - scotty
  • damage control is easy. reading klingon-that's *hard*! * scotty
  • damage control is easy. reading klingon....that's hard. -- scotty
  • damage control is easy. reading klingon -- that's hard. \slmr\tag
  • damage control is easy. reading klingon -- that's hard.\slmr\tag
  • damage control; that's easy. reading klingon; that's hard!
  • damage control; that's easy. reading klingon; that's hard! <scotty>
  • damage control; that's easy. reading klingon; that's hard!<scotty>
  • damn klingon language camp is full - tom
  • damn klingon language camp is full... -- tom servo
  • danger: klingon headbangers present on dance floor!
  • dangerous dare: playing a drum solo on a klingon's head.
  • dangerous job #1: klingon gynecologist
  • dangerous job #?: klingon dentist
  • dangerous job #?: klingon proctologist
  • dangerous job #?: live target at a klingon phaser range
  • dangerous: klingon romance.
  • darn klingon language camp is full... -- tom servo
  • deanna: still no help for the klingon
  • deanna: there doesn't seem to be a klingon word for joll
  • deep space nine looks like a klingon steering wheel.
  • deep space nine: looks like a klingon steering wheel
  • deep space nine: looks like a klingon steering wheel.
  • def: confusion, n: donald duck speaking klingonese.
  • definition of pain- giving a klingon a noogie.
  • definition of terror: a female klingon having a bad hair day
  • definition of terror: a female klingon with pms.
  • definition of terror: klingon woman with pms!!!
  • def: pain: telling a klingon his mother wears pink slippers
  • def: terror: a female klingon with pms!
  • deghmey? deghmey dighajnisbe' mah jay'! - klingon probverb
  • denebian slime devil - a tribble built to klingon specs
  • didja get the liscense number of the klingon broad who ran over me?
  • did you never say 'no' to a klingon? quark
  • did you never say 'no' to a klingon? --quark
  • die with others. --klingon.
  • die with others. * klingon
  • die with others. - klingon proverb
  • dk: destroy klingons
  • does wrestling a klingon targ ring a bell? did i win?
  • does wrestling a klingon targ ring any bells? - riker
  • does wrestling a klingon targ ring any bells? -- riker
  • do klingons fear death as much as humans? gregory quinn
  • do klingons have worfgasms?
  • donna, please. not in front of the klingons.
  • don't blame me - i voted klingon!
  • don't blame me -- i voted klingon.
  • don't give me that klingon nonsense! - k'ehleyr
  • do you doubt my word, klingon? eleen
  • do you doubt my word, klingon? - eleen
  • do you know any klingon opera?
  • do you know any klingon opera? - worf
  • do you know any klingon opera? --worf
  • do you speak klingon?
  • do you think scottish food resembles klingon food?
  • do you understanding klingon?
  • easy as 1, 2, 3! just add water and...voila! instant chia klingon!!
  • echoklingon, echoblack & keeper of treksongs, egaib/fds (echodemighod)
  • echoklingon - the true ultimate warrior {{:-
  • end of transmission from the klingon empire!
  • engineers...the klingon answer to red shirts .
  • english is spoken by klingons with no other humans around - 2 drinks!
  • enterprise ===__-+- klingon bop *-=/__
  • everyone has muscles...they just look better on klingons.
  • excitement is a klingon with a tribble in his pants.
  • failed star trek invention #2: klingon eating utensils
  • famous last words #27: hey there, turtle headed klingon dude!
  • famous last words: hey there turtle headed klingon dude!
  • ferengi and klingons and borg... oh my!
  • ferengis and klingons and borgs, oh my!!!
  • fine, fine... have your klingon servant get some chairs!
  • fine, fine... have your klingon servant get some chairs!
  • fine, fine...have your klingon servant get some chairs! - ferengi
  • fine, fine...have your klingon servant get some chairs! -- ferengi
  • fine, fine...have your klingon servent get some chairs!
  • first-stringer on the klingon overhand bowling team
  • food for thought: would steven segal make a good klingon.
  • for what you consider love, i would need a klingon man.
  • four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man. -- klingon soldier, day of the dove
  • from the bridge of imperial klingon vessel 'cautious destruction'
  • gagh is best when eaten alive. -- anonymous klingon
  • go, odo--way to honk off the klingon! - anna steven
  • got to get to your anus & wipe out the klingons - crow
  • gowron: blue-eyed klingon soul.
  • gowron has been re-writing klingon history. - worf
  • graduate: klingon military academy
  • graduate: klingon warrior academy.
  • gradute: klingon warrior academy.
  • grumpier than a constipated klingon
  • guess who's coming to dinner. -chekov, refering to klingons
  • guinan: klingons choose their friends very carefully
  • happiness is a warm gun. --klingon proverb
  • haruka visits trek convention, klingons seen around uranus!
  • have fun with a klingon. put tribble in his shorts
  • have you ever felt the urge to learn the klingon language?
  • have you hugged a klingon lately (and lived)?
  • have you hugged a klingon today?
  • have you hugged a klingon today? and lived to tell?
  • have you hugged a klingon today (and survived)?
  • have you hugged your klingon today? and lived to tell about it?
  • help! i'm being held by an klingon female action figure!
  • he may be a coalescent being taking klingon form... - beverly
  • here, romulans and klingons live in peace. tokath
  • he's dead im. tell the klingons that dinner is served
  • he's dead, jim. tell the klingons dinner is served .
  • he's dead, jim. tell the klingons, 'dinner is served'.
  • he's dead jim, tell the klingons lunch is ready.
  • he's dead, jim. tell the klingons that dinner is ready.
  • he's dead, jim. tell the klingons that dinner is ready.
  • he's dead jim, tell the klingons that dinner is served.
  • he's dead, jim! tell the klingons that dinner is served.
  • he's dead, jim. tell the klingons that dinner is served
  • he's in full klingon mode. - dr. beverly crusher
  • he's in full klingon mode. - dr. beverly crusher
  • he was complaining about some klingons. o'brien
  • he who laughs at a klingon never laughs again.
  • he who laughs at a klingon, never laughs very long - or ever again!
  • hey beavis, they better watch out for the klingons near uranus!
  • hey beavis, they better watch out for the klingons near uranus.
  • hey, data! is that myth about klingons really true?
  • hey data, is that myth about klingons true?
  • hey, do i look klingon? - anna steven
  • hey lwxana, is that myth about klingons true?
  • hey rocky, watch me pull a klingon out of my hat!
  • hey rocky, watch me pull a klingon out of my hat!
  • hey there, large pointy-headed klingon dude!
  • hey, what do klingon goalie masks look like? - anna steven
  • hillary clinton: a female klingon with pms
  • hmmm. our ghost has materialized. spock on klingon battlecruiser
  • homey the klingon: surrender? i don't think so!
  • how can you not sing for all to hear?! - we are klingons! - kahless
  • how do you stun a klingon? give 'em the bill for all that ghak
  • how many klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
  • how many klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
  • how to demoralize a klingon - tell him he's cute.
  • how to have fun with a klingon. put tribbles in his shorts.
  • how to irritate a klingon - put a tribble in his shorts.
  • how would you describe klingon romance - dangerous
  • huh? i've yet to see a klingon with a beer gut and a pony tail.
  • i also have a klingon battle cruiser for off-road driving
  • i am a klingon, i do not whistle while i work
  • i am a klingon, i do not whistle while i work.
  • i am a klingon, i have pms, and i am a moderator, so stay on topic!
  • i am a klingon, sir. i *do not* whistle while i work!
  • i am a klingon, sir. i do not whistle while i work -- worf
  • i am a klingon warrior! women and children first mean nothing to me.
  • i am overjoyed. sunan how delightful for you. klingon torres
  • i am quark. slayer of klingons.
  • i am quark. slayer of klingons.
  • i am quark! slayer of klingons! yeah, right.
  • i am third tellok telarn of borg. i was hoping to assimilate a klingon
  • i beamed them aboard the klingon vessel, no tribble at all!
  • i couldn't care less what happened to a _klingon_ ship. - sisko
  • i didn't know there were any klingons on the station. -- sisko
  • i don't have pms, i'am a klingon.
  • i don't mind klingon episodes -too- much, though. - anna steven
  • i don't think klingons regard scientists very highly. - beverly
  • i don't wanna be a klingon, i wanna be a dentist - alex.
  • i'd rather be squishing tribbles - klingon anti-earth league.
  • if at first you don't succeed, blame it on the klingons!
  • if it growls like a dog -- it must be klingon
  • if it grunts like a pig -- it must be klingon
  • if it grunts like a pig & smells like a pig, it must be klingon
  • if kahless is a klingon, wouldn't he be a _lingon?
  • if starfleet used windows we'd all be speaking klingon!
  • if you have a ph.d in klingonaase - ymbat
  • if you think that target is a klingon pet shop, you might be a trekkie
  • if you've ever seen klingon food you know why they are so grouchy.
  • if you were a klingon, would you want to be cute?
  • i gave them to the klingons, sir. scott to kirk on tribbles
  • i have pms and a klingon bird of prey. any questions??
  • i heard @n say that klingons are wimps!!
  • i just called the klingon a liar. mccoy
  • i just called the klingon a liar. - mccoy
  • i just love the smell of klingon leather in the morning
  • i'll see if i can get the klingons' attention. admiral riker
  • i'll see if i can get the klingon's attention -adm. riker
  • i'll show you the way to escape. this! and this! klingon torres
  • i look like a klingon! klingon torres
  • i'm 1/2 klingon and 1/2 tribble...i'm a kibble!
  • imagine elmer, son of fudd, klingon. he owns a castle and a cruiser
  • i'm a klingon, she's a pagan... it's a mixed marriage.
  • i'm am a klingon warrior, and sex has no place in my life now!!!!
  • i'm half klingon and half tribble i'm a kibble!
  • i'm half klingon and half vulcan. i a vogon
  • i'm * klingon and * tribble...i'm a kibble!
  • i'm not a klingon - i just play one in rime star trek
  • i'm not racist! in fact some of my best friends are klingons!!
  • i'm quark, slayer of klingons!
  • i'm quark, slayer of klingons! -quark
  • i'm quark, slayer of klingons! - quark
  • i'm sorry i can't replicate you a souflee. klingon torres
  • i'm sorry our replicators do not do justice to klingon warnog. - worf
  • indiana dupuis and the klingon hockey team
  • in klingon, sop ja! get the klingon dictionary to figure it out.
  • in my heart of hearts i *am* a klingon. - q to worf
  • insert disk with \hurtme.com and strike any klingon when ready.
  • insulting the honour of a klingon can be extremely dangerous. -kurak
  • in the next election, i'm voting klingon!
  • irritate a klingon, put a tribble in his shorts!!!
  • i sent 'em to da klingon ship, where there'll be no tribble at all
  • i sent 'em to da klingon ship, where there'll be no tribble at all
  • i should have said romulan. that klingon goat. þ q
  • i speed up for tribbles!!! - bumper sticker on a klingon cruiser
  • is that _all_ that is left in the klingon heart?! - kahless
  • is there an ancient klingon ritual for office automation ?
  • is this what your sworn word means, klingon?? maab
  • it can get hot enough on bajor to fry eggs on a klingon's forehead!
  • i think she looks better half klingon-half human!!!1
  • i think she's on the klingon homeworld. torres
  • it is a secret known only to klingons. worf
  • it is not the way of the klingons to be small in any regard
  • it is our way. it is the klingon way! - kurn
  • it's been a klingon afternoon. - odo
  • it's going to take more than an infection to kill me. klingon torres
  • it's like...it's...it's like talking to a klingon! - the nagus
  • it's like talking to a klingon. --grand nagus zek
  • it's like talking to a klingon! - the grand nagus
  • it's our wayit's the klingon way! * kurn
  • it's the klingon half of me. torres
  • (it's the klingon way) ...but it is not my way. * worf
  • it was more like fighting klingons... no offense. none taken.
  • it was more like fighting klingons... no offense. -- riker
  • i've heard klingon belly-laughs that'll curl your hair! --guinan
  • i've heard shakespeare in the original klingon.
  • i was a klingon before klingons were popular
  • i was not aware, mr.baris, that 12 klingons constitutes a swarm. kirk
  • i was not aware, mr.baris, that 12 klingons constitutes a swarm. - kirk
  • i will sing the story. the children of klingons will know this day.
  • i wish i was a klingon. i want a lumpy head.
  • jim, this is a klingon one-liner, but not as we know them.
  • jim, this man is a klingon mccoy on darvin
  • john laroquette, klingon comedian.
  • join the klingon overhand bowling team!
  • just a *little* klingonbut i think this is another language :-)
  • just out! the i wanna be a klingon head vice!
  • just remember, chocolate is a klingon aphrodesiac!
  • just what the station needs. another klingon. --quark
  • just what the station needs. another klingon.--quark
  • kaplah: klingon for have a nice day .
  • kbl klingon belly laugh
  • keptin, ve haff spotted klingons on da port bow...shall i scrape dem o
  • keptin, ve haff spotted klingons on da port bow, shall i scrape dem off? - chekov
  • khc klingon high council
  • khp klingon home planet
  • kira scared of a klingon with a bat'leth? - nah, she just shoots 'em!
  • kirk can beat up a klingon bare-handed
  • kirk's love - it's lethal. the klingons were safer when he hated them
  • kiss a klingon girl today !
  • kiss a klingon today !
  • klairol for klingons... after all, it is a good day to dye!
  • klairol for klingons, because today is a good day to dye!
  • klingon adaptaion of earth sport: full-contact golf.
  • klingon adaptation of earth sport: full-contact golf.
  • klingon adaption of earth-sport: full contact golf
  • klingonandon - a person who never misses a 'star trek' convention
  • klingon apology: a good right hook.
  • klingon bastard killed my son, do dah, do dah.
  • klingon bastard killed my son, doo dah, doo dah
  • klingon bastard killed my son, doo-dah, doo-dah...
  • klingon battle cruisers uncloaking....or is it odo?
  • klingon/betazoid woman: a bitch that knows everything.
  • klingon blood - 90% adrenalin, 6% caffiene, 4% sugar
  • klingon blood is 90% adrenalin, 6% caffein, and 4% sugar
  • klingon blood is 90% adrenalin, 6% caffein, and 4% sugar.
  • klingon blood is 90% adrenaline, 6% bile and 4% caffeine.
  • klingon buddhists introduce others to nirvana.
  • klingon burgers: you get it our way, and like it!
  • klingon burger: (the top bun is all moldy.)
  • klingon/cardassian hybrid: a kardigon.
  • klingon chef sez: it's a good day to dine.
  • klingon chickens do not cross roads.
  • klingon children are often difficult to control. - worf
  • klingon computer command: strike any user when ready.
  • klingon computer prompt: strike any user when ready.
  • klingon cricket : where you never want to take a hatrick!
  • klingon croquet, which has one winner and no other survivors.
  • klingon date central. life insurance at premium rates.
  • klingon dos 6.0- del.com; erase.com; wipe.com; trash.exe; burn.bat;
  • klingondos error: command or filename without honor
  • klingondos: insert a disk and strike any user when ready.
  • klingondos: insert disk--strike any user when ready.
  • klingon dos prompt> strike @n@ when ready
  • klingon dos prompt: strike and user to continue.
  • klingon dos: that command or file name has no *honor*!
  • klingon dos: that command or file name has no honour!
  • klingon empire: where klingons are klingons and pakleds are nervous.
  • klingon: i do not deserve to live. [*] kirk: fine, i'll kill you later.
  • klingon! i should have said klingon! - q
  • klingon is spoken - drink!
  • klingon justice is a unique point of view - sarek
  • klingon lie #1: we're only here for scientific reasons!
  • klingon males do not roar. the females roar -- worf
  • klingon marines, when it absolutely has to be blown up overnight!
  • klingon means never having to say please
  • klingon men read love poetry. and duck a lot. - worf
  • klingon men read love poetry... and duck a lot. worf
  • klingon phaser attack from front!!!!!
  • klingon phaser attack from front!!!!! 100% damage to life support!!!!
  • klingon philosophy - do unto others, but do it with honor.
  • klingon philosophy - do unto others (period!)
  • klingon philosophy: do unto others. (period!)
  • klingon pms: the punch my spouse syndrome.
  • klingon porno flick - a *good* kung-fu movie.
  • klingon porno flick: a *good* kung-fu movie
  • klingon porno flick: a _good_ martial arts movie.
  • klingon porno movie: any *good* kung-fu movie
  • klingon prayer.... let us prey....
  • klingon prime directive: if it moves, shoot it
  • klingon prime directive: kill it.
  • klingon prime directive: shoot it!
  • klingon prompt : strike any user when ready
  • klingon prompt: strike any user when ready.
  • klingon proverb: revenge is a dish best served cold
  • klingon recipe echo??????????
  • klingon rights, parasites, new heights, phaser fights
  • klingon roa #27: money corrupts. kill your rich business associates.
  • klingon rx: take two trebles and call me in the morning
  • klingon rx - take two tribbles and call me in the morning
  • klingons actually smile when they pull out their nasal hairs!
  • klingon safe sex: no bladed weapons!
  • klingons and binars and borg, oh my!
  • klingons, and binars, and borg, oh my!
  • klingons and romulans and borg, oh my!
  • klingons and romulans are enemies. worf
  • klingons appreciate strong women -- worf
  • klingons appreciate strong women! - worf
  • klingons are great if you are into masacism.
  • klingons are kool! ...my disruptor says so!
  • klingons are not merry men or women, but we are even-tempered.
  • klingons choose their friends very carefully - guinan
  • klingons choose their friends with great care. - picard
  • klingons do it disruptively.
  • klingons do it with a vengence.
  • klingons do it with honor
  • klingons do not allow themselves to be. . . assimilated
  • klingons do not allow themselves to be probed.
  • klingons do not allow themselves to be... probed.
  • klingons do not celebrate valentine's day!
  • klingons do not eat meals...we infect foodstuffs.
  • klingons do not faint -- worf
  • klingons do not hunt because they need food. worf
  • klingons do not hunt because they need food. - worf
  • klingons do not kid!
  • klingons do not play with toys; they *eat* them.
  • klingons do not play with toys. we eat them.
  • klingons do not procrastinate! it is a...tactical delay! -- worf
  • klingons do not procrastinate; it is a tatical delay
  • klingons do not pursue relationships. they conquer them. - worf
  • klingons do *not* read taglines!
  • klingons do not read taglines!
  • klingons do not surrender their weapons! - lursa
  • klingons do not surrender their weapons. -lursa
  • klingons do not sweat, they perspire, with honor.
  • klingons do not sweat! they perspire with honor!
  • klingons do not walk their dogs...we drag them.
  • klingons do not whistle while they work!
  • klingons do not woo their mates...they conquer them. - worf.
  • klingons don't eat quiche unless they also eat the pan
  • klingons don't knick off, captain!
  • klingons evolved from seals. want proof? worf! worf!
  • klingons from _all_ over the empire will flock to my banner.-kahless
  • klingons have an odd sense of style, don't you agree?
  • klingons have an odd sense of style, don't you agree?
  • klingons have built in bottle openers!
  • klingons have no honor! -clueless race. so? -b'elanna
  • klingons have ridges
  • klingons have rrrrrrridges!
  • klingons make threats as a matter of course. - beverly
  • klingons need love too! messy but true!
  • klingons never bluff -- worf
  • klingons never bluff! - worf
  • klingons never bluff! ...worf - the emissary
  • klingon society for the prevention of cruelty to tribbles........not!
  • klingon society for the promotion of cruelty to tribbles.
  • klingons off the port bow
  • klingons on broadway: fiddler on the worf
  • klingons only fart in airlocks.
  • klingon sons! you killed my bastard! no, wait
  • klingon sons, you killed my bastard! no, waitaminute
  • klingon sons, you killed my bastard! oops... [*] cut!
  • klingons on the starboard bow! scotty, scrape them off!
  • klingons on the starboard bow,starboard bow,starboard bow
  • klingon son, you killed my bastard!
  • klingon son! you killed my bastard! no -- cut! bill
  • klingon son! you killed my bastard! oops... cut!
  • klingon son, you killed my bastard...oops, i meant
  • klingon son, you killed my bastard...oops, i meant....
  • klingon son! you killer my bastard! wait! i mean... -kirk
  • klingons, romulans, and borg, oh my!
  • klingons should not own glass furniture.
  • klingons sure act like a testosterone-drenched species.
  • klingon stand-up comic: laugh! now!!!
  • klingon standup comic: laugh! now!!!
  • klingons: testosterone overload?
  • klingons... the bikers of the universe
  • klingonsthe bikers of the universe...
  • klingons--the harley riders of the universe
  • klingons: the harley riders of the universe
  • klingon suntan? no, i stayed too close to a fire waiting for a vision
  • klingons, when cloaked properly, are invisible.
  • klingons who have no honor...on the next geraldo
  • ( ) klingon tagline sighted, sir.
  • klingon tagline sighted, sir.
  • klingon tagline: strike any user when ready.
  • klingon talkshows include o'prah and d'nahue
  • klingon thanksgiving grace: let us prey...
  • klingon torture device: 5,000 tribbles and one chocolate bar.
  • klingon vessel uncloaking....or is it odo?
  • klingon: wait, you said you would kill me. kirk: i lied.
  • klingon warbird decloaking and firing taglines........red alert!
  • klingon women don't get hot flashes, they get ***power*** surges!
  • klingon: you said you would kill me. [*] kirk: i lied.
  • kpla, all klingon opera, all the time
  • kpla: all klingon opera, all the time.
  • kpla - imperial klingon radio. all glory, all the time!
  • kpla klingon radio: all glory, all day!
  • kpla klingon radio--all glory, all honour, all the time!
  • kpla klingon radio : all glory, all the time!
  • kpla klingon radio: all glory, all the time!
  • kpla, klingon radio: all glory, all the time!
  • kpla: klingon radio: all glory, all the time.
  • kpla, klingon radio: all klingon opera, all the time.
  • kpla: klingon radio: all klingon opera, all the time.
  • kpla: klingon radio! all the glory, all the time!
  • kpla klingon subspace radio. all glory, all the time!!!
  • kpla, radio klingon - all glory all the time !
  • kpla, the radio station for klingons: all glory, all day.
  • kpla, the radio station for klingons: all klingon opera, all the time
  • kronos. the klingon homeworld. quark
  • let me guess! the klingons! baris? mccoy both. kirk
  • looking for clues on the fate of the klingons? - quark
  • <aghast look> oh, the poor little klingon males! - anna steven
  • <klingon computer>: strike any user when ready
  • <loud bellowing klingon-typical guffawing knee-slapping laughter>!
  • * <- tribble *_?!^%$#+\)#!~ = klingon for hello, dear.
  • * <- tribble {{:-(*) <- klingon eating a tribble
  • * <- tribble {{:-(*) <- klingon eating a tribble
  • * <- tribble {{:-(*) <- klingon eating a tribble
  • * <-- tribble {{:-(*) <-- klingon eating a tribble
  • * <- tribble &@^#*@*&$! <- klingon sees a tribble
  • * <- tribble &@^#*@*&$! <- klingon sees a tribble
  • * <- tribble &@^#*@*&$! <- klingon sees a tribble
  • * <-- tribble &@^#*@*&$! <-- klingon sees a tribble
  • * <- tribble {{* <- klingon tribble
  • * <- tribble {{* <- klingon tribble
  • * <- tribble {{* <- klingon tribble.
  • * <- tribble {{* <- klingon tribble
  • * <-- tribble {{* <-- klingon tribble
  • * <- tribble  ! <- tribble after encountering a klingon.
  • * <- tribble ! <- tribble after encountering a klingon
  • * <- tribble.  ! <- tribble after encountering a klingon.
  • * <-- tribble  ! <-- tribble after encountering a klingon.
  • * <-- tribble ! <-- tribble after encountering a klingon
  • * <-- tribble ! <-- tribble after encountering a klingon.
  • * <- tribble ** <- tribble {{* <- klingon tribble
  • * <- tribble [+*+] <- tribble on a klingon firing range
  • * <- tribble [+*+] <- tribble on a klingon firing range
  • * <- tribble [+*+] <- tribble on a klingon firing range
  • * <-- tribble [+*+] <-- tribble on a klingon firing range
  • * <- tribble # <- tribble sees a klingon
  • * <- tribble # <- tribble sees a klingon
  • * < - tribble _ < - tribble vs. a klingon.
  • * <- tribble _ <- tribble vs. a klingon.
  • * <- tribble _ <- tribble vs. a klingon.
  • * <- tribble _ <- tribble vs. a klingon.
  • * <- tribble _ <- tribble vs. a klingon
  • * <- tribble. _ <- tribble vs. a klingon.
  • * <-- tribble _ <-- tribble vs. a klingon.
  • * <--- tribble &^#/&$! <--- when a klingon sees a tribble
  • �*' <-vulcan tribble =* <-andorian tribble <<* <-klingon tribble
  • maab understands that klingons are our sworn enemies! mccoy
  • maab understands that klingons are our sworn enemies! - mccoy
  • madrone! with what i've heard about klingons & cherokees, it
  • make a sound and i'll break your neck. klingon torres
  • may you never gag on your gahk! -- klingon proverb
  • may you never gag on your gahk! -- klingon saying
  • may you never gag on your gahk! * klingon saying
  • may your gagh never wander off your plate. - klingon curse
  • may your gahk never move off your plate. - klingon culinary saying
  • may your gahk never move off your plate. - klingon culinary saying.
  • may your qagh never wander off your plate. ÄÄklingon grace
  • mccoy on klingon ship: i just wish we could cloak the stench.
  • member, klingon society for the promotion of cruelty to tribbles.
  • member: klingon society for the promotion of cruelty to tribbles.
  • member of the klingon rollerball team
  • most members of the klingon actors union kill for a leading part
  • motives, who cares for motives? - klingon ambassador to worf
  • mr. t as a klingon: you have no honour . . . fool!!!
  • mumuq! said pooh as his bat'leth broke in 1/2.[pooh knows klingon?]
  • munuq said pooh, as he realized he couldn't speak klingon.
  • munuq, said pooh as he realized he couldn't speak klingon.
  • munuq, said pooh, as he realized he couldn't speak klingon.
  • munuq! said pooh, as he realized he couldn't speak klingon.
  • mu, said pooh, as he realized he was less than fluent in klingon.
  • mu..., said pooh, as he realized he was less than fluent in klingon.
  • my, aren't -you- the klingon calling the cardassian bumpy ?
  • my...aren't you the klingon calling the cardassian ridged.
  • my, aren't you the klingon calling the cardassian ridged - wjc
  • my car is like the klingon ship .. prang
  • my leading suspects would be the klingons. odo
  • my other vehicle is a klingon bird of prey.
  • nerves of steel: selling a yugo to a klingon.
  • never approach a klingon when he's grumbling.
  • never cheat a klingon ... unless you're sure you can get away with it. - ferengi rule of acquisition #192
  • never speak klingon with a runny nose; the results can be quite messy.
  • never startle a klingon when he's tired or rested.
  • new hotel - the tribbled inn for some reason the klingons never stay.
  • new klingon horror flick: edward batlh'ethhands.
  • new steel-belted trojans - for the active klingon male!
  • next: tribbles klingon style, on yan can cook !
  • nobody cuddles a klingon!!!
  • no, captain riker, the klingons do not want to play poker!!
  • no mr. worf. i said setting 6, not 16!!!!?? stupid klingon..zappppp
  • not so famous klingon warships include the prang and the pong
  • now, klingon, it's between you and me. gregory quinn
  • of course i love my fellow klingons.
  • oh, bother, said pooh as klingons beamed into the 100 acre wood.
  • oh, bother, said pooh, as klingons beamed into the 100 acre wood.
  • oh no! i've got static klingons!
  • one klingon flea to another: i'll see you on the next ridge.
  • one klingon flea to another.. meet you on the next ridge.
  • only a fool fights in a burning house. - kang the klingon
  • only a fool fights in a burning house--kank the klingon
  • only a fool fights in a burning house. -- kank the klingon
  • only a fool fights in a burning house. -- kank the klingon, day of the dove
  • only a fool fights in a burning house. -- klingon proverb
  • only a klingon would bolt on an eyepatch.
  • opened a hotel, the tribbled inn. for some reason klingons never stay.
  • opened a hotel, the tribble inn. klingons never stay there.
  • orcs and klingons make a bloddy mess when they do it.
  • or is it your policy to kill klingons on sight? kras
  • or is it your policy to kill klingons on sight? - kras
  • orville, please. not in front of the klingons.
  • ours is a mixed marriage; i'm pagan, he's klingon
  • oxymoron: klingon diplomacy
  • pain: giving a klingon a noogie.
  • pain: klingon mating rituals.
  • pain: n. telling a klingon his mother doesn't wear combat boots
  • pain - n. telling a klingon his mother wears pink ballet slippers.
  • pain n. telling a klingon his mother wears pink slippers!
  • pain- n. telling a klingon his mother wears pink slippers
  • pain: telling a klingon his mother wears combat boots.
  • pain: telling a klingon his mother wears lipstick
  • perfect job for @to@: live target at a klingon phaser range
  • perhaps a more klingon approach is in order.
  • perhaps a more... klingon approach is in order. picard
  • perhaps a more... klingon approach is in order. - picard
  • perhaps this situation requires a more klingon response.
  • [p]erhaps we can get one of our klingon females to breast feed you.
  • perhaps we can get one of our klingon females to breast feed you.
  • perhaps you need to _immerse_ yourself in klingon beliefs. - worf
  • permission to put my klingon foot up q's ___?
  • phasers don't kill people, klingons kill people.
  • phasers don't kill people; klingons kill people.
  • played poker with three klingons and a ferengi. wow, what a match.
  • please captain not in front of the klingons
  • please captain...not in front of the klingons!
  • please, captain, not in front of the klingons
  • please, captain, not in front of the klingons.
  • please captain, not in front of the klingons -- spock
  • please, captain. not in front of the klingons. * spock
  • please, captain...not in front of the klingons. -- spock
  • please captain, not in front on the klingons. -- spock
  • please, not in front of the klingons
  • please, sysop, not in front of the klingons.
  • power forward for the klingon rollerball team.
  • prayer, mr. saavik. the klingons don't take prisoners
  • printed on the side of a klingon vessel: hms bounty.
  • property of klingon perisi squares team.
  • property of klingon rollerball team.
  • property of the klingon rollerball team.
  • qapla! -- a klingon, after falling from a great height
  • qo'nos (kronos) is the klingon homeworld.
  • quark smiled to worf, beware! i'm known as a slayer of klingons!
  • q: why does the u.s.s. enterprise ( star trek ) stock so much toilet paper? a: to wipe out the klingons around uranus
  • radio kpla: all klingon opera, all the time.
  • reading klingonthat's hard. -- scott
  • reading klingon... that's hard. -- scotty
  • real klingons do not eat gagh quiche!
  • real terror: a klingon liberal pit-bull with pms on drugs named hillary.
  • redheaded klingons! (because it was a good day to dye!!)
  • redneck trekker: klingons think they're crude and rude
  • revenge is a dish best served cold. * khan (klingon proverb)
  • revenge is a dish best served cold. --klingon proverb
  • revenge is a dish best served cold ---old klingon proverb
  • revenge is a dish best served cold---old klingon proverb
  • revenge is a dish which people of taste serve cold. sicilian (or klingon) proverb
  • riker: does wrestling a klingon targ ring any bells?
  • romulans, klingons, and borg, oh my!
  • romulins, klingons, and borg, oh! my!
  • rose are red. violets are blue. the klingons are here. so long to you!
  • ruffles have ridges......and so do klingons.
  • sam, ziggy says you're a klin - <*whap*> - klingon.
  • sam, ziggy says your're a klin- <whap!> -klingon.
  • sarek: klingon justice is a unique point of view, mr. president.
  • scenes not shown on startrek 17: the klingons actually hit their targets first
  • scott: damage control is easy. reading klingon, that's hard.
  • scott on klingon ship: she's packing quite a whallop!
  • screw the prime directive! give the klingons windoze
  • secret of anti-klingon weapon: kling-off
  • see original style klingons and romulans at tosassic park!
  • see, we need klingons on board when we blow her up. - anna steven
  • she has pms and a klingon bird of prey. any questions?
  • she was intent on having a klingon afternoon <wdsnne>
  • sir! klingon bird of prey decloaking! @#%^&* no carrier
  • sir klingons on the starboard bow! well scrape em off
  • sir! klingons on the starboard bow! well, scrape 'em off
  • sir! klingons on the starboard bow! well, scrape 'em off, ensign!
  • sir, not in front of the klingons
  • smile at a klingon and suffer the consequences.
  • smile if you like klingons {{:-)
  • some humans have a short fuse. klingons have no fuse.
  • some of my best friends are klingons.
  • so quark, i heard you had some problems with the klingons... - odo
  • so you compromise, you listen to klingon opera. - odo
  • so you compromise; you listen to klingon opera. - odo
  • so. you need me. klingon torres
  • ...so you spend a miserable evening listening to klingon opera. --odo
  • so you spend a miserable evening listening to klingon opera. -- odo
  • spice up your love life... kiss a klingon today!
  • spock: klingon vessel now entering quadrant
  • spock on klingons: they are dying. [*] kirk: let them die!
  • spock: please, captain. not in front of the klingons.
  • star trek excuse: klingons increasing aggressions
  • star trek? is that the one with ed mcmahon and the klingons?
  • static kling? isn't that a moon orbiting the klingon homeworld?
  • static kling: is that a klingon moon?
  • steel belted trojans - for the active klingon male
  • still no help for the klingon
  • still no help for the klingon - data
  • still no help for the klingon. -- troi
  • suicidal person : hey, there, bumpy-headed klingon dude !
  • suicide words: hey there, turtle headed klingon dude!
  • surrender? i don't think so! -- homey the klingon
  • take two tribbles and call me in the morning -klingon rx
  • targlij yinga' yiruch! (klingon for: go f*ck your targ!)
  • terminator 3: female klingon with pms.
  • terminator 3: klingon female with pms.
  • terror  : a female klingon with pms.
  • terror: a female klingon with pms!
  • terror--a klingon with pms
  • terror: encountering a female klingon with pms.
  • terrorized, adj: a klingon whose wife has pms.
  • terror (n). 1: naked female klingon with whip and pms
  • terror (n): a female klingon with pms.
  • terror, n: a female klingon with pms.
  • terror (n): a klingon with an accordian
  • terror (tehr-er) n. 1. a female klingon with pms.
  • that's a klingon ship! scott
  • that _would_ explain the changes in the klingons' brain. - bashir
  • that would involve the use of klingon pain sticks. data
  • the children of all klingons will know of this day! - kor
  • the enterprise is outnumbered by three (3) klingon ships!
  • the klingon empire demands a cfl franchise! - sign at '94 grey cup
  • the klingon prime directive: shoot it.
  • the klingon said, 'victory' just before he died.... - kira
  • the klingons are a military dictatorship. kirk
  • the klingons are a military dictatorship. - kirk
  • the klingons choose their friends very carefully. -- guinan
  • the klingons have taken over the romulan empire. - picard
  • the klingon's mission must've failed. - kira
  • the klingons on the starboard bow, scrape them off jim!
  • the klingon that can be romulan is not the true klingon.
  • then kahless said,'you are klingons,you need no-one but yourselves.'
  • the no. 1 way to be killed: put a tribble up a klingon's @$$!
  • the no. 1 way to have fun: put a tribble up a klingon's nose.
  • the only good tribble is visiting klingons.
  • the only real threat to us are the klingons and the federation
  • the only real threat to us are the klingons and the federation.
  • there appears to have been a mutiny aboard the klingon ship. - odo
  • there are times when i long for a klingon woman -- worf
  • there doesn't seem to be a klingon word for `jolly'. -troi
  • there doesn't seem to be a klingon word for jolly. - troi
  • the republican view of america looks like the klingon empire.
  • there's klingons off the starboard bow scrape 'em off, jim!
  • there's klingons off the starboard bow... scrape 'em off, jim!
  • there's klingons off the starboard bow! scrape them off, jim!
  • there's klingons off the starboard bow,starboard bow,starboard bow
  • there's klingons on the starboard bow. scrape them off, jim!
  • there's klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow
  • there's klingons on the starboard side
  • there's klingons on the starbord bow, scrape them off jim
  • there's nothing worse than a static klingon
  • there's not much worse than a pissed-off klingon!
  • these forms are the basis for klingon combat. worf
  • the sfb klingon tagline: =-* _=-* _=--* __==--* __==_=-*
  • the sight of death frightens them [earthers]. -- kras the klingon, friday's child
  • the world is not worthy of a klingon colony! - hon'tihl
  • they're klingon, aren't they? byal
  • they washed up at a klingon language camp?
  • they washed up in a klingon language camp - tom
  • this echo has been inspected by the klingon customs service.
  • this is a part of that klingon stuff, isn't it?
  • this is kpla, klingon radio: all glory, all the time!
  • this is more... klingon stuff, isn't it? -- alexander
  • this is more of that klingon crap, isn't it? - alexander
  • this is part of that klingon stuff, isn't it? -- alexander
  • this tagline is a product of klingon science.
  • those are klingon phasers. get down, gentlemen. kirk
  • those are klingon phasers. get down, gentlemen. - kirk
  • tlhingan hol dajatlh'a' ( do you speak klingon? )
  • tlhingan hol dajatlh'a? (translation: do you speak klingon?)
  • tlhingan jih - i am klingon
  • to a klingon warrior, beheadings *are* romantic.
  • to a klingon warrior, beheadings are romantic. - worf
  • to a klingon warrior, beheadings are soooo romantic
  • to anyone who owns a klingon dictionary - fu'q, get a life!
  • to boldly go where no klingon has gone before...deanna's panties.
  • to die defending one's ship is the dream of every klingon.
  • to die defending one's ship is the hope of every klingon. - worf
  • to die defending one's ship is the hope of every klingon. - worf
  • to klingons, there is no more a sacred place. - worf
  • tonight on fyi:trilling story of klingons with symbiotes
  • tonight: wet t-shirt contest! sorry, klingons only.
  • torres has great legs, for a klingon.
  • toy for klingon children: the new nerf bat'lev!
  • trek shows you _won't_ see: the enterprise visits the klingon home world on a bright, sunny day
  • tribbles hate klingons (and klingons hate tribbles)
  • tribbles who love klingons , on the next jerry springer!
  • tribbles who love klingons , on the next oprah!
  • tribble: tos creature, small fuzzy, hates klingons.
  • * - tribble.  ! - tribble after encountering a klingon
  • * -- tribble  ! -- tribble after encountering a klingon.
  • tribble use #01 - as a device to torture klingons.
  • tribble use #01 - to irritate klingons.
  • tribble use #01 - to torture klingons with.
  • tribble use #26 - keeps the klingons away
  • tribble use #2 - keeps the klingons away
  • tribble use: keeps the klingons away
  • true terror: a female klingon with pms
  • true terror: a female klingon with pms.
  • true terror: a female klingon with pms off her medication.
  • typical klingon thinking, take what you want & destroy the rest!
  • uhura in klingon: we is condemning food...supplies and things.
  • uhura on klingons: did you see the way that they ate?
  • uhura on klingon ship: the thing's gotta have a tailpipe.
  • ura redneck trekker if klingons think you're crude and rude.
  • urat, if you have a ph.d in klingonaase.
  • uss enterprise bumper sticker Ä trigger happy klingon at tactical
  • valley klingon girl: honor? gnarly! it's, like, to die for
  • vogon: half klingon and half vulcan.
  • vulcan food has gone bad when klingons start asking for the recipe.
  • vulcan logic, ferengi greed, klingon honor...humans have it all
  • vulcan logic + klingon courage + romulan treachery = humans
  • vulcan logic, klingon courage, romulan treachery, humans have it all!
  • warning: klingon mating rituals may be hazardous to your health.
  • warning: klingon sex rituals are hazardous to your health
  • warning! klingon sex rituals are hazardous to your health!
  • warning: we have a trigger happy klingon at tactical!
  • warning: we have a trigger happy klingon at tactical.
  • warning! we have a trigger happy klingon at tactical.
  • wask: white anglo-saxon klingon
  • we are klingon! - kahless
  • we are klingons!! kahless
  • we fight our way out. klingon torres
  • we klingons believe as you do -- the sick should die. only the strong should live. -- kras, friday's child
  • we klingons have a reputation for ruthlessness. kor
  • well, if klingons could blush... <big vindictive grin> -anna steven
  • we'll see if we can get the klingons' attention. - admiral riker
  • well, that narrows it to klingon, breen or romulan. riker
  • well, that narrows it to klingon, breen or romulan. - riker
  • well, the klingon's might want to know. - o'brien
  • we wouldn't be getting a call from a dead klingon, would we? - lwaxana
  • what does troi have to say about klingon sex?
  • what do you call a klingon that baits hooks? a fisherman's worf
  • what do you call an empathic klingon...dangerous!!!
  • what do you call klingon romance? dangerous!
  • what do you think of this klingon weapon? asked worf
  • what do you think of this klingon weapon? asked worf.
  • what do you think of this klingon weapon? asked worf with a heavy acce
  • what exactly have you done to me? klingon torres
  • what happened to the klingon who did change the light bulb?
  • what is it? human torres some rodent i killed. klingon torres
  • what is it? yar a klingon targ! worf
  • what is that? pulaski it's a klingon delicacy. riker
  • what is the klingon way? is it like doggie style?
  • what kind of party do the klingons had in mind? - geordi
  • what kind of party do the klingons had in mind? * geordi
  • what'll it be? miss annie klingon fire wine. worf
  • what's the klingon name for mickey mouse? lunch!
  • what's this? --stone klingon erotica. --worf
  • when klingons pick their noses, they do it with honor!
  • when klingons pluck their eyebrows, they do it with honor
  • when stabbing a bajoran in the back, do it with klingon honour!
  • when you're not reading it, this recipe is in klingonese
  • where did klingons learn to capitalize?
  • who are you? sunan that's what *i* want to know! klingon torres
  • who will it be? how about... the klingon? - data
  • why don't i lock them up and call the klingons to come get them? odo
  • why? why have you done this? klingon torres
  • worf: aaaaauuuuuugggghhhh! that is how the klingon lures a mate.
  • worf radio: honorable music with a klingon beat!
  • you are cunning. you must have klingon blood. - worf
  • you are klingon. - worf
  • you are klingon. worf what else would i be? kahless
  • you are now fully klingon. sunan
  • you are now subjects of the klingon empire. kor
  • you are now subjects of the klingon empire. - kor
  • you can look like a klingon too! just don't buckle up!
  • you can't take this klingon flea-trap through time - mccoy
  • you, klingon...attack me - data
  • you, klingon...attack me -- data
  • you klingon sons! you killed my bastard... no, wait
  • you klingon sons, you murdered my bastard. uh, i mean
  • you klingon sons, you murdered my bastard. uh, i mean...
  • you klingon sons, you've killed my bastard... no, wait
  • you klingon sons, you've killed my bastard... no, wait... - kirk
  • you klingon son, you killed my bastard!
  • you klingon son, you killed my bastard...er, wait
  • you klingon son, you killed my bastard! got that wrong.
  • you klingon son, you killed my bastard! no, wait
  • you klingon son! you killed my bastard! no, wait a minute.
  • you klingon son! you killed my bastard! no, wait a minute...
  • you klingon son, you killed my bastard! no, waitasec
  • you klingon son, you killed my bastard! no, wait, that's not it
  • you klingon son, you killed my bastard! oops, cut. take 2
  • you klingon son, you killed my bastard! oops, cut. take two.
  • you klingon son, you killed my bastard! (wait a second...)
  • you, klingon, tell him. - troi
  • you mean that's the klingon version of a kitty-cat !?!
  • you must have klingon blood... - worf
  • you need the klingon genes to survive. ehmp
  • you're listening to kpla klingon radio. all glory, all the time.
  • you're not frightened anymore, are you? - klingon torres
  • you're not frightened anymore, are you? klingon torres
  • your mother eats gakh with a spoon! klingon insult
  • you should try moderating the klingon cooking echo!
  • you surgically altered my face! klingon torres
  • you will die without honour - klingon fortune cookie
  • y' yin quap' je! (klingon for survive and succeed .)
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