Men

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1. Men vs. Beer: A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up
2. Men vs. Beer: A beer lasts longer than seven seconds
3. Men vs. Beer: A beer tastes good
4. Men vs. Beer: A beer would never make fun of your new outfit
5. Men vs. Beer: All you have to do to get over a Beer is take a leak
6. Men vs. Beer: You can put your old beers in one room & they won't fight
7. Men vs. Beer: Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
8. Men vs. Beer: Beer is never late
9. Men vs. Beer: You can share your beer with your friends
10. Men vs. Beer: Beer never expects you to sleep in the wet spot.
11. Men vs. Beer: Having a beer can't make you pregnant.
12. Men vs. Beer: When beer goes flat, you can toss it out.