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  • Oxymoron: acceptable losses
  • Oxymoron: almost always
  • Oxymoron: almost safe
  • Oxymoron: an idiot with acne
  • Oxymoron: anarchy rules
  • Oxymoron: apparent contradiction
  • Oxymoron: artificial snow
  • Oxymoron: athletic scholarships
  • Oxymoron: authentic replica
  • Oxymoron: awful nice
  • Oxymoron: bad sex
  • Oxymoron: balanced insanity
  • Oxymoron: bittersweet
  • Oxymoron: blameless lawyers
  • Oxymoron: cash surplus
  • Oxymoron: classic new homes
  • Oxymoron: classic rock!
  • Oxymoron: close-minded liberal
  • Oxymoron: common sense
  • Oxymoron: compassionate Republican
  • Oxymoron: completely unfinished
  • Oxymoron: decaffeinated coffee
  • Oxymoron: decisive liberal
  • Oxymoron: delicious fat-free
  • Oxymoron: dull point
  • Oxymoron: dumb student at Oxford
  • Oxymoron: enough hard drive space
  • Oxymoron: evaporated milk
  • Oxymoron: exact estimate
  • Oxymoron: fast Windows
  • Oxymoron: federal assistance
  • Oxymoron: final beta
  • Oxymoron: gay biggot
  • Oxymoron: genuine copy of a fake Dior
  • Oxymoron: good lawyer
  • Oxymoron: gourmet pizza
  • Oxymoron: guilty scapegoats
  • Oxymoron: half dead
  • Oxymoron: halfway around
  • Oxymoron: happily married
  • Oxymoron: happy birthday
  • Oxymoron: happy medium
  • Oxymoron: hard-wired
  • Oxymoron: healthy tan
  • Oxymoron: high negative image
  • Oxymoron: high negative ratings
  • Oxymoron: high-level depression
  • Oxymoron: highly visible covert operation
  • Oxymoron: hilarious funerals
  • Oxymoron: holy war
  • Oxymoron: home offices
  • Oxymoron: honest lawyer
  • Oxymoron: honest politician
  • Oxymoron: horribly decent
  • Oxymoron: hot chili
  • Oxymoron: hot ice
  • Oxymoron: human dignity
  • Oxymoron: humble arrogance
  • Oxymoron: icy hot
  • Oxymoron: ill health
  • Oxymoron: important trivia
  • Oxymoron: impossible possibility
  • Oxymoron: improbable disaster
  • Oxymoron: independent counsel
  • Oxymoron: independent dog
  • Oxymoron: indifferently attentive
  • Oxymoron: industrial park
  • Oxymoron: inferred petty corruption
  • Oxymoron: infinite loop
  • Oxymoron: initial resignation
  • Oxymoron: initial retirement
  • Oxymoron: insincere vow
  • Oxymoron: intelligence oversight board
  • Oxymoron: intelligent fight
  • Oxymoron: intelligent presidential debate
  • Oxymoron: intense apathy
  • Oxymoron: intense disinterest
  • Oxymoron: interactive soliloquy
  • Oxymoron: interesting Canadian politics
  • Oxymoron: internal exile
  • Oxymoron: internal front
  • Oxymoron: international law
  • Oxymoron: irate patient
  • Oxymoron: irregularly scheduled
  • Oxymoron: justifiably paranoid
  • Oxymoron: kind Moderator
  • Oxymoron: lack light
  • Oxymoron: lady mud wrestler
  • Oxymoron: large-scale mini-computers
  • Oxymoron: last initial
  • Oxymoron: legal ethics
  • Oxymoron: legal thought
  • Oxymoron: legitimate conspiracy
  • Oxymoron: leisure suit
  • Oxymoron: lesser evil
  • Oxymoron: lethal aid
  • Oxymoron: liberal Republican
  • Oxymoron: lieutenant colonel
  • Oxymoron: life insurance
  • Oxymoron: limited immunity
  • Oxymoron: liquid smoke
  • Oxymoron: little deceptive
  • Oxymoron: little hope
  • Oxymoron: little misleading
  • Oxymoron: live recording
  • Oxymoron: local network
  • Oxymoron: logical design
  • Oxymoron: long recess
  • Oxymoron: loose gridlock
  • Oxymoron: loose tights
  • Oxymoron: loosely organized
  • Oxymoron: lost finding
  • Oxymoron: loving hate
  • Oxymoron: low positive image
  • Oxymoron: low-profile public approach
  • Oxymoron: loyal opposition
  • Oxymoron: luxury bus
  • Oxymoron: mail service
  • Oxymoron: major general
  • Oxymoron: male logic
  • Oxymoron: man child
  • Oxymoron: management science
  • Oxymoron: mandatory option
  • Oxymoron: marijuana initiative
  • Oxymoron: marital bliss
  • Oxymoron: marketing research
  • Oxymoron: masculine logic
  • Oxymoron: meaningful dialogue
  • Oxymoron: measured meter
  • Oxymoron: meatloaf surprise
  • Oxymoron: micro-mainframe
  • Oxymoron: mild interest
  • Oxymoron: mildly psychotic
  • Oxymoron: military accountability
  • Oxymoron: military etiquette
  • Oxymoron: military intelligence
  • Oxymoron: military justice
  • Oxymoron: military propriety
  • Oxymoron: military salvation
  • Oxymoron: military thought
  • Oxymoron: mini-firestorm
  • Oxymoron: minor greatness
  • Oxymoron: minor issue
  • Oxymoron: minor moment
  • Oxymoron: minor peccadillo
  • Oxymoron: mismatch
  • Oxymoron: mobile home
  • Oxymoron: moral lawyer
  • Oxymoron: morally right
  • Oxymoron: morbid humor
  • Oxymoron: motorcycle safety
  • Oxymoron: mutual aversion
  • Oxymoron: narrow breadth
  • Oxymoron: natural gas
  • Oxymoron: natural synthetic
  • Oxymoron: near miss
  • Oxymoron: nearly square
  • Oxymoron: negative concurrence
  • Oxymoron: negative momentum
  • Oxymoron: new standard
  • Oxymoron: night light
  • Oxymoron: no action
  • Oxymoron: no information
  • Oxymoron: no opposition
  • Oxymoron: non-alcoholic beer
  • Oxymoron: nondairy creamer
  • Oxymoron: normal controversy
  • Oxymoron: normal espionage
  • Oxymoron: normal foreign film
  • Oxymoron: not concerned
  • Oxymoron: noticeably less aggressive
  • Oxymoron: nuclear safety
  • Oxymoron: obedient defiance
  • Oxymoron: objective rating
  • Oxymoron: occupational injury
  • Oxymoron: odd irony
  • Oxymoron: oddly appropriate
  • Oxymoron: often unpredictable
  • Oxymoron: old news
  • Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo?
  • Oxymoron: one-sided dialogue
  • Oxymoron: only choice
  • Oxymoron: operating system
  • Oxymoron: original copy
  • Oxymoron: oversized brief
  • Oxymoron: paid amateur
  • Oxymoron: paid volunteers.
  • Oxymoron: paperless office
  • Oxymoron: parents without partners
  • Oxymoron: partial conclusion
  • Oxymoron: partial success
  • Oxymoron: partially completed
  • Oxymoron: partially furnished
  • Oxymoron: partly engaged
  • Oxymoron: passive activity
  • Oxymoron: passive confrontation
  • Oxymoron: passive reply
  • Oxymoron: patiently wait
  • Oxymoron: peace offensive
  • Oxymoron: peace-keeper missile
  • Oxymoron: perfect misfit
  • Oxymoron: perfectly legitimate
  • Oxymoron: perhaps certainly
  • Oxymoron: perhaps predictably
  • Oxymoron: permanent fad
  • Oxymoron: persistent ambivalence
  • Oxymoron: personal computer
  • Oxymoron: personalized form letter
  • Oxymoron: petty officer
  • Oxymoron: pious atheists
  • Oxymoron: planned serendipity
  • Oxymoron: plastic canvas
  • Oxymoron: plastic glasses
  • Oxymoron: plastic snow
  • Oxymoron: plastic straw
  • Oxymoron: political embarrassment
  • Oxymoron: political process
  • Oxymoron: political promise
  • Oxymoron: political science
  • Oxymoron: politically correct
  • Oxymoron: portable standard Lisp
  • Oxymoron: positive calamity
  • Oxymoron: positively grudgingly
  • Oxymoron: practical joke
  • Oxymoron: practical theory
  • Oxymoron: preacher politicians
  • Oxymoron: preliminary conclusion
  • Oxymoron: prepare to commence
  • Oxymoron: press release
  • Oxymoron: pretty ugly
  • Oxymoron: pro-contra
  • Oxymoron: progressive conservative
  • Oxymoron: public secrecy
  • Oxymoron: pure nonsense
  • Oxymoron: pure sludge
  • Oxymoron: pure speculation
  • Oxymoron: purely political
  • Oxymoron: qualified success
  • Oxymoron: quick reboot
  • Oxymoron: race walking
  • Oxymoron: random choice
  • Oxymoron: random file organization
  • Oxymoron: random logic
  • Oxymoron: random order
  • Oxymoron: randomly organized
  • Oxymoron: rap music
  • Oxymoron: rather direct
  • Oxymoron: rational ravings
  • Oxymoron: real fantasy
  • Oxymoron: real fishing story
  • Oxymoron: real hypothetical
  • Oxymoron: real magic
  • Oxymoron: rear admiral
  • Oxymoron: reciprocal concession
  • Oxymoron: regional pantheists
  • Oxymoron: regular random
  • Oxymoron: regular special
  • Oxymoron: reinvent
  • Oxymoron: relatively obscure
  • Oxymoron: relaxed genes
  • Oxymoron: relentlessly continued
  • Oxymoron: removable sticker
  • Oxymoron: repeatedly redundant
  • Oxymoron: resident alien
  • Oxymoron: resident manager
  • Oxymoron: resident visitor
  • Oxymoron: resolute ambivalence
  • Oxymoron: respectable Lawyer
  • Oxymoron: respective conventions
  • Oxymoron: restless sleep
  • Oxymoron: rising deficits
  • Oxymoron: river walk
  • Oxymoron: rolling stop
  • Oxymoron: routine emergency
  • Oxymoron: runs under Windows
  • Oxymoron: rush hour
  • Oxymoron: safe politics
  • Oxymoron: safe sex.
  • Oxymoron: satisfied tenant
  • Oxymoron: science fiction
  • Oxymoron: second childhood
  • Oxymoron: second initiatives
  • Oxymoron: second lieutenant
  • Oxymoron: self-dependent
  • Oxymoron: semiboneless ham
  • Oxymoron: sensible shoes
  • Oxymoron: sergeant major
  • Oxymoron: serious barbecue
  • Oxymoron: serious comedy
  • Oxymoron: sharp cookie
  • Oxymoron: shooting blanks
  • Oxymoron: shortcut
  • Oxymoron: shyly pompous
  • Oxymoron: sight unseen
  • Oxymoron: silent noise
  • Oxymoron: silent testimony
  • Oxymoron: silken bonds
  • Oxymoron: simple calculus
  • Oxymoron: simple system
  • Oxymoron: simple technology
  • Oxymoron: sincere lie
  • Oxymoron: sisterly love
  • Oxymoron: sit up
  • Oxymoron: slightly out of view
  • Oxymoron: slightly pregnant
  • Oxymoron: slow death
  • Oxymoron: slow speed
  • Oxymoron: small crowd
  • Oxymoron: smart bomb
  • Oxymoron: smokeless cigarette
  • Oxymoron: snow removal plan
  • Oxymoron: social psychologist
  • Oxymoron: social security
  • Oxymoron: solipsists of the world, unite
  • Oxymoron: someone who thinks all those pimple meds work
  • Oxymoron: somewhat awesome
  • Oxymoron: somewhat confused
  • Oxymoron: somewhat destroyed
  • Oxymoron: somewhat eloquently
  • Oxymoron: somewhat extraordinary
  • Oxymoron: somewhat fairly explicit
  • Oxymoron: somewhat functional
  • Oxymoron: somewhat incompatible
  • Oxymoron: somewhat informed
  • Oxymoron: somewhat narrow attitude
  • Oxymoron: sophisticated hacker
  • Oxymoron: southern front
  • Oxymoron: soviet life
  • Oxymoron: spare time
  • Oxymoron: spending cuts
  • Oxymoron: split level
  • Oxymoron: stand down
  • Oxymoron: standard deviation
  • Oxymoron: steel wool
  • Oxymoron: still life
  • Oxymoron: straight curve
  • Oxymoron: straightforward subterfuge
  • Oxymoron: strong president
  • Oxymoron: structure design
  • Oxymoron: stuck in traffic
  • Oxymoron: student athlete
  • Oxymoron: student teachers
  • Oxymoron: stupid ox
  • Oxymoron: subsequent initiatives
  • Oxymoron: sugarless candy
  • Oxymoron: superette
  • Oxymoron: supporting documentation
  • Oxymoron: sure bet
  • Oxymoron: sweet pickle
  • Oxymoron: sweet sorrow
  • Oxymoron: sycophantic cat
  • Oxymoron: systematic variance
  • Oxymoron: systematically at random
  • Oxymoron: talk show
  • Oxymoron: tax refund
  • Oxymoron: tax-free
  • Oxymoron: team of independents
  • Oxymoron: tech support
  • Oxymoron: televised hearings
  • Oxymoron: television tape
  • Oxymoron: tenuous lies
  • Oxymoron: term limit
  • Oxymoron: term meaning stupid as an ox
  • Oxymoron: terribly nice
  • Oxymoron: the best of Rush Limbaugh
  • Oxymoron: three originals
  • Oxymoron: thundering silence
  • Oxymoron: tight flexibility
  • Oxymoron: timeless library
  • Oxymoron: too many taglines
  • Oxymoron: totalitarian democracy
  • Oxymoron: traditionally radical
  • Oxymoron: traffic flow
  • Oxymoron: trial learning
  • Oxymoron: true DOS multi-tasking
  • Oxymoron: true confessions
  • Oxymoron: true love
  • Oxymoron: true sincerity
  • Oxymoron: truth in politics
  • Oxymoron: tv commentator
  • Oxymoron: unacceptable solution
  • Oxymoron: unachievable accomplishments
  • Oxymoron: unclear information
  • Oxymoron: undercrowded criminal justice system
  • Oxymoron: understanding UNIX
  • Oxymoron: understanding wife
  • Oxymoron: uniform scraps
  • Oxymoron: unique uniform
  • Oxymoron: unusual routine
  • Oxymoron: uprooted plant
  • Oxymoron: upside-down logic
  • Oxymoron: user friendliness
  • Oxymoron: user friendly - idiot-proof
  • Oxymoron: vacant dwelling
  • Oxymoron: vague memory
  • Oxymoron: vague recollection
  • Oxymoron: vaguely recall
  • Oxymoron: valueless education
  • Oxymoron: vanilla fudge
  • Oxymoron: vegetarian chili
  • Oxymoron: very much uninspired
  • Oxymoron: vexation exercise
  • Oxymoron: vice admiral
  • Oxymoron: villainous hero
  • Oxymoron: virtual reality
  • Oxymoron: virtual storage
  • Oxymoron: vociferous silence
  • Oxymoron: voluntary contributions
  • Oxymoron: vulcan sentimentality
  • Oxymoron: war games
  • Oxymoron: waste management
  • Oxymoron: water landing
  • Oxymoron: weak president
  • Oxymoron: wealthy professor
  • Oxymoron: weather forecast
  • Oxymoron: whole half
  • Oxymoron: whole hemisphere
  • Oxymoron: wicked good
  • Oxymoron: wickedly funny
  • Oxymoron: wickedly nice
  • Oxymoron: windows expert!
  • Oxymoron: windows power user
  • Oxymoron: windows productivity
  • Oxymoron: wonderfully ambiguous
  • Oxymoron: work party
  • Oxymoron: working dinner
  • Oxymoron: working vacation
  • Oxymoron: "... runs under Windows."
  • Oxymoron: "The honor of the French."
  • Oxymoron: "Windows power user"
  • Oxymoron: "runs under Windows."
  • Oxymoron: ..And we're world famous.. locally
  • Oxymoron: 10K fun run
  • Oxymoron: 6502-based Computer
  • Oxymoron: A Catholic WASP
  • Oxymoron: A Little Ironic.
  • Oxymoron: A Peacemaker Missile
  • Oxymoron: A Peacemaker Missile is an * Oxymoron.
  • Oxymoron: A Stupid Zit.
  • Oxymoron: A Truthful Politician.
  • Oxymoron: A compassionate Republican.
  • Oxymoron: A fiscally prudent Democrat.
  • Oxymoron: A frugal Democrat.
  • Oxymoron: A frugal Republican.
  • Oxymoron: A good politician.
  • Oxymoron: A guy who doesn't know how to use zit cream
  • Oxymoron: A honest Republican.
  • Oxymoron: A honest politician.
  • Oxymoron: A just war
  • Oxymoron: A lighter Dark Beer
  • Oxymoron: A little big
  • Oxymoron: A new classic
  • Oxymoron: A really, really dumb ox.
  • Oxymoron: A really, really, dumb baby ox!
  • Oxymoron: A riskless democracy
  • Oxymoron: A thinking liberal.
  • Oxymoron: A truthful Republican.
  • Oxymoron: A truthful democrat.
  • Oxymoron: A truthful politician
  • Oxymoron: A wise democrat.
  • Oxymoron: AC/DC Unplugged
  • Oxymoron: AOL Canada
  • Oxymoron: ATM Teller Machine
  • Oxymoron: ATM Teller Machine? * Oxymoron!
  • Oxymoron: Absent Witness.
  • Oxymoron: Academic Salary.
  • Oxymoron: Academic dean.
  • Oxymoron: Academic salary
  • Oxymoron: Academic scholar.
  • Oxymoron: Academic sorority
  • Oxymoron: Accidentally on purpose.
  • Oxymoron: Accordion music
  • Oxymoron: Accurate stereotype
  • Oxymoron: Aching Joys
  • Oxymoron: Acne cream for an idiot!
  • Oxymoron: Acrylic glass
  • Oxymoron: Act natural.
  • Oxymoron: Action committee.
  • Oxymoron: Active Reserve.
  • Oxymoron: Activity break
  • Oxymoron: Adequate security.
  • Oxymoron: Adult children.
  • Oxymoron: Advanced basic
  • Oxymoron: Aerobic exercise
  • Oxymoron: Affirmative action
  • Oxymoron: Affirmative action, equal opportunity
  • Oxymoron: Aggressive Begging.
  • Oxymoron: Aging yuppie
  • Oxymoron: Air Force Work
  • Oxymoron: Air traffic control.
  • Oxymoron: Airline cuisine.
  • Oxymoron: Airline food
  • Oxymoron: Airport security.
  • Oxymoron: Almost Candid
  • Oxymoron: Almost Suddenly
  • Oxymoron: Almost Totally.
  • Oxymoron: Almost a Negative Pregnancy.
  • Oxymoron: Almost candid.
  • Oxymoron: Almost exactly
  • Oxymoron: Almost no Comment
  • Oxymoron: Almost round.
  • Oxymoron: Almost safe
  • Oxymoron: Almost totally
  • Oxymoron: Alone together
  • Oxymoron: Ambiguous Law
  • Oxymoron: American English.
  • Oxymoron: American Honda
  • Oxymoron: American beer
  • Oxymoron: American chop suey
  • Oxymoron: American culture
  • Oxymoron: American education
  • Oxymoron: American geographers
  • Oxymoron: American history
  • Oxymoron: American peace keepers.
  • Oxymoron: Amiable Divorce
  • Oxymoron: Amiga computer.
  • Oxymoron: Amiga friend
  • Oxymoron: Amtrack Schedule.
  • Oxymoron: An Honest Democrat.
  • Oxymoron: An Honest Politician.
  • Oxymoron: An astronomically low rate of failures.
  • Oxymoron: An honest Democrat
  • Oxymoron: An honest politician.
  • Oxymoron: An innocent virus
  • Oxymoron: Anarchy rules!
  • Oxymoron: Ancient Technology
  • Oxymoron: Antipoverty Workers.
  • Oxymoron: Anxious Patient
  • Oxymoron: Apartment home.
  • Oxymoron: Apparent Contradiction.
  • Oxymoron: Apparently Civil Government.
  • Oxymoron: Apparently civil government.
  • Oxymoron: Apple Tech Support.
  • Oxymoron: Appropriate Happenstance
  • Oxymoron: Arms limitation
  • Oxymoron: Army Intelligence
  • Oxymoron: Arrogant Humility
  • Oxymoron: Art student
  • Oxymoron: Artificial intelligence
  • Oxymoron: Assisted Suicide
  • Oxymoron: Atari Marketing
  • Oxymoron: Athletic scholarship.
  • Oxymoron: Atlantic Front.
  • Oxymoron: Australian spelling
  • Oxymoron: Authentic Replica
  • Oxymoron: Authentic reproduction
  • Oxymoron: Automated data processing.
  • Oxymoron: Awfully good
  • Oxymoron: Baby Grand.
  • Oxymoron: Back to the future
  • Oxymoron: Bad Sex.
  • Oxymoron: Bad Tagline
  • Oxymoron: Bad health
  • Oxymoron: Baked Alaska
  • Oxymoron: Balanced opinion.
  • Oxymoron: Balding hair
  • Oxymoron: Bankrupt millionaire
  • Oxymoron: Barely dressed.
  • Oxymoron: Begin Initially.
  • Oxymoron: Belligerent Begging
  • Oxymoron: Benevolent Despot.
  • Oxymoron: Better than new
  • Oxymoron: Beyond Infinity
  • Oxymoron: Bicameral Unity.
  • Oxymoron: Bipartisan Cooperation
  • Oxymoron: Bittersweet
  • Oxymoron: Black Racist.
  • Oxymoron: Black light
  • Oxymoron: Black racist is an * Oxymoron.
  • Oxymoron: Black-Body Radiation.
  • Oxymoron: Blameless Criminals.
  • Oxymoron: Blameless Culprits
  • Oxymoron: Blameless Thieves.
  • Oxymoron: Blameless culprits.
  • Oxymoron: Blameless terrorists.
  • Oxymoron: Blameless thieves
  • Oxymoron: Blameless villains.
  • Oxymoron: Boastful Exaggerations.
  • Oxymoron: Bob Hope Special.
  • Oxymoron: Boneless ribs.
  • Oxymoron: Boring orgasm
  • Oxymoron: Bosnian Cease-Fire
  • Oxymoron: Bottoms up.
  • Oxymoron: Bridegroom
  • Oxymoron: British fashion
  • Oxymoron: Broad Compartment-mentalization
  • Oxymoron: Brotherly Love.
  • Oxymoron: Budget Resolution
  • Oxymoron: Budget deficit
  • Oxymoron: Budget gourmet.
  • Oxymoron: Bug Free Code
  • Oxymoron: Bug free code.
  • Oxymoron: Buggy virus
  • Oxymoron: Business ethics.
  • Oxymoron: Butt head
  • Oxymoron: C.I.A.
  • Oxymoron: CIA Requests.
  • Oxymoron: CIA management.
  • Oxymoron: CNN style
  • Oxymoron: Cabinet Government.
  • Oxymoron: Cafeteria food
  • Oxymoron: California culture
  • Oxymoron: California expressway
  • Oxymoron: Can I ask you a question?
  • Oxymoron: Canadian culture
  • Oxymoron: Canadian identity.
  • Oxymoron: Canadian nationalism
  • Oxymoron: Canadian nationalism (not an * Oxymoron before the Mulroney years)
  • Oxymoron: Canadian nationalism.
  • Oxymoron: Cardinal sin.
  • Oxymoron: Casual intimacy
  • Oxymoron: Casually Concerned
  • Oxymoron: Cat proof.
  • Oxymoron: Cavalier Concern
  • Oxymoron: Censorship Freedom.
  • Oxymoron: Central Intelligence Agency
  • Oxymoron: Centrally-planned economy
  • Oxymoron: Certain Risk
  • Oxymoron: Certainly Unsure.
  • Oxymoron: Chance Goals
  • Oxymoron: Chaos Theory
  • Oxymoron: Cheap Labour
  • Oxymoron: Cheerful pessimist
  • Oxymoron: Cherokee pioneer
  • Oxymoron: Chicken fingers
  • Oxymoron: Chicken fingers lead crystal
  • Oxymoron: Child proof
  • Oxymoron: Chilling fever.
  • Oxymoron: Chow Baby.
  • Oxymoron: Christian Scientists
  • Oxymoron: Christian education.
  • Oxymoron: Christian militia
  • Oxymoron: Church of Scientology
  • Oxymoron: Civil Law
  • Oxymoron: Civil War.
  • Oxymoron: Civil engineer.
  • Oxymoron: Civil libertarian
  • Oxymoron: Civil servant
  • Oxymoron: Civil war
  • Oxymoron: Civilized divorce
  • Oxymoron: Classic Rock!
  • Oxymoron: Classic rock & roll
  • Oxymoron: Classified advertising.
  • Oxymoron: Clean Landfill.
  • Oxymoron: Clean hack
  • Oxymoron: Clear as mud
  • Oxymoron: Clearly misunderstood
  • Oxymoron: Clinton Cares.
  • Oxymoron: Clinton Economics.
  • Oxymoron: Clinton leadership
  • Oxymoron: Clinton's credibility
  • Oxymoron: Closed Hearing.
  • Oxymoron: Coarse Diplomat.
  • Oxymoron: Coca-Cola Foods
  • Oxymoron: Coed fraternity/sorority
  • Oxymoron: Coed sorority.
  • Oxymoron: Cold as hell.
  • Oxymoron: Cold comfort.
  • Oxymoron: Cold toast.
  • Oxymoron: Collective liberty
  • Oxymoron: College algebra
  • Oxymoron: College education
  • Oxymoron: College student.
  • Oxymoron: Colored music
  • Oxymoron: Colt Peacemaker.
  • Oxymoron: Columbia Football.
  • Oxymoron: Comics and Investment
  • Oxymoron: Coming Home
  • Oxymoron: Commercial Art.
  • Oxymoron: Committee decision
  • Oxymoron: Committee schedule
  • Oxymoron: Common Sense
  • Oxymoron: Common sense is an * Oxymoron.
  • Oxymoron: Common sense.
  • Oxymoron: Communist Party
  • Oxymoron: Compassionate Politician.
  • Oxymoron: Compassionate editor.
  • Oxymoron: Compitition Committee
  • Oxymoron: Completed Research.
  • Oxymoron: Completely Educated
  • Oxymoron: Compulsory volunteering
  • Oxymoron: Computer Jock.
  • Oxymoron: Computer science.
  • Oxymoron: Computer security
  • Oxymoron: Confused Males.
  • Oxymoron: Congressional Action.
  • Oxymoron: Congressional Ethics
  • Oxymoron: Congressional Ethics Committee
  • Oxymoron: Congressional Ethics.
  • Oxymoron: Congressional Responsibility.
  • Oxymoron: Congressional action
  • Oxymoron: Congressional ethics
  • Oxymoron: Congressional leadership
  • Oxymoron: Congressional oversight.
  • Oxymoron: Conscripted Volunteer
  • Oxymoron: Conservative Activist.
  • Oxymoron: Conservative Democrat.
  • Oxymoron: Conservative Planner.
  • Oxymoron: Conservative Scholar
  • Oxymoron: Conservative compassion
  • Oxymoron: Conservative planner.
  • Oxymoron: Consistent Discrepancies.
  • Oxymoron: Conspicuous absence
  • Oxymoron: Constant Change.
  • Oxymoron: Constant variable.
  • Oxymoron: Construction worker
  • Oxymoron: Contra Aid
  • Oxymoron: Contra Assistance.
  • Oxymoron: Contra aid.
  • Oxymoron: Contra assistance
  • Oxymoron: Controlled Enthusiasm
  • Oxymoron: Convenience Stores.
  • Oxymoron: Conventional wisdom.
  • Oxymoron: Convienience store
  • Oxymoron: Convinced Skeptic.
  • Oxymoron: Cooking Glue
  • Oxymoron: Cooperative multitasking
  • Oxymoron: Corporate planning
  • Oxymoron: Corporation for Public Broadcasting
  • Oxymoron: Cost Efficient
  • Oxymoron: Cost effective
  • Oxymoron: Cost efficient
  • Oxymoron: Country music
  • Oxymoron: Courtesy towing
  • Oxymoron: Crash landing.
  • Oxymoron: Creation science
  • Oxymoron: Criminal Intelligence
  • Oxymoron: Criminal Lawyer is an * Oxymoron.
  • Oxymoron: Criminal Lawyer.
  • Oxymoron: Criminal justice.
  • Oxymoron: Critically acclaimed
  • Oxymoron: Crowded Sky.
  • Oxymoron: Curved line
  • Oxymoron: Curving Avenue
  • Oxymoron: Customer satisfaction
  • Oxymoron: Cynical Humanitarian
  • Oxymoron: DOS operating system
  • Oxymoron: DSZ documentation
  • Oxymoron: Dark Ray.
  • Oxymoron: Data Administration.
  • Oxymoron: Data Processing.
  • Oxymoron: Data Structure.
  • Oxymoron: Data processing
  • Oxymoron: De-install.
  • Oxymoron: Deaf Piano Tuner.
  • Oxymoron: Deanna Troi Action figures!
  • Oxymoron: Death benefits
  • Oxymoron: Debugged program
  • Oxymoron: Debutante ball
  • Oxymoron: Decaffeinated coffee
  • Oxymoron: Decent lawyer
  • Oxymoron: Definite Posability.
  • Oxymoron: Definite maybe
  • Oxymoron: Definite possibility
  • Oxymoron: Definitely Probably.
  • Oxymoron: Degradable plastic
  • Oxymoron: Deliberate Speed.
  • Oxymoron: Deliberate mistake.
  • Oxymoron: Demanding Patient
  • Oxymoron: Democratic Congress.
  • Oxymoron: Democratic Democrat.
  • Oxymoron: Democratic Party.
  • Oxymoron: Democratic Socialism
  • Oxymoron: Democratic freedom.
  • Oxymoron: Democratic logic.
  • Oxymoron: Department of Interior (responsible for everything outside)
  • Oxymoron: Department of the Interior
  • Oxymoron: Desktop publishing
  • Oxymoron: Devout atheist.
  • Oxymoron: Diet candy
  • Oxymoron: Diet ice cream
  • Oxymoron: Diminished Confidence
  • Oxymoron: Dimwitted Democrat.
  • Oxymoron: Dining hall food
  • Oxymoron: Dip Switch
  • Oxymoron: Disco music
  • Oxymoron: Discreet Corruption
  • Oxymoron: Disgustingly good
  • Oxymoron: Disinformation.
  • Oxymoron: Divorce court
  • Oxymoron: Dodge Ram.
  • Oxymoron: Domestic Import
  • Oxymoron: Down Escalator.
  • Oxymoron: Down escalator/elevator
  • Oxymoron: Downtown Detroit.
  • Oxymoron: Dream Reality
  • Oxymoron: Dress pants
  • Oxymoron: Drive on parkway and park on drive way
  • Oxymoron: Driving pleasure
  • Oxymoron: Droll Executions
  • Oxymoron: Dry Ice: A Carbon Di* Oxymoron.
  • Oxymoron: Dry Runs.
  • Oxymoron: Dry Well
  • Oxymoron: Dry beer
  • Oxymoron: Dry ice
  • Oxymoron: Dry well.
  • Oxymoron: Dry wine
  • Oxymoron: Dull point.
  • Oxymoron: Dumb Blonde (no, that's redundant)
  • Oxymoron: Dumb Blonde (no, that's redundant).
  • Oxymoron: Dumb blonde
  • Oxymoron: Dumb blonde (no, that's redundant)
  • Oxymoron: Dumb blonde ..
  • Oxymoron: Dumb graduate of Oxford.
  • Oxymoron: Duplicate original.
  • Oxymoron: Dwarf Mammoths!
  • Oxymoron: Dynamic Monotone.
  • Oxymoron: Easy C.
  • Oxymoron: Easy Money.
  • Oxymoron: Easy OS/2 Setup
  • Oxymoron: Easy Payments
  • Oxymoron: Easy to read computer manual.
  • Oxymoron: Easy-open cap.
  • Oxymoron: Economic reform
  • Oxymoron: Economist.
  • Oxymoron: Economy in government (OPM).
  • Oxymoron: Educated Republican.
  • Oxymoron: Educational TV.
  • Oxymoron: Educational Television.
  • Oxymoron: Educational administration.
  • Oxymoron: Educational television
  • Oxymoron: Electroshock therapy
  • Oxymoron: Elementary calculus
  • Oxymoron: Empty hole
  • Oxymoron: Empty when full (sign on a dumpster).
  • Oxymoron: English chef
  • Oxymoron: English syntax
  • Oxymoron: Enquiring minds
  • Oxymoron: Entertaining Sermon
  • Oxymoron: Environmentalist bumper sticker
  • Oxymoron: Equal Half
  • Oxymoron: Equal opportunity
  • Oxymoron: Ergonomic keyboard
  • Oxymoron: Escort GT
  • Oxymoron: Escort GT - An * Oxymoron
  • Oxymoron: Escort GT.
  • Oxymoron: Eternal Life
  • Oxymoron: European Community
  • Oxymoron: Evaporated milk
  • Oxymoron: Even Odds.
  • Oxymoron: Evolutionary fact
  • Oxymoron: Exact change
  • Oxymoron: Exact estimate
  • Oxymoron: Exact nebulousness.
  • Oxymoron: Executive decision
  • Oxymoron: Executive secretary
  • Oxymoron: Exercise junkie
  • Oxymoron: Expensive junk.
  • Oxymoron: Expert Business System.
  • Oxymoron: Expert Consultant
  • Oxymoron: Exposed Insulation.
  • Oxymoron: Express Mail from the Post Office.
  • Oxymoron: Express bus
  • Oxymoron: Express mail
  • Oxymoron: Express mail from the post office.
  • Oxymoron: Express mail.
  • Oxymoron: Expressway
  • Oxymoron: Extensive Briefing.
  • Oxymoron: Extremely average.
  • Oxymoron: Extremely bland.
  • Oxymoron: Extremely neutral.
  • Oxymoron: Factual inaccuracies.
  • Oxymoron: Faculty Cooperation.
  • Oxymoron: Faculty Understanding
  • Oxymoron: Fair DM.
  • Oxymoron: Fair Fight
  • Oxymoron: Fair reporting
  • Oxymoron: Fair trial
  • Oxymoron: Fairly Obvious.
  • Oxymoron: Fairly comprehensive.
  • Oxymoron: Fake Fur
  • Oxymoron: Fallout shelter
  • Oxymoron: False Sincerity.
  • Oxymoron: False fact.
  • Oxymoron: Falsely True
  • Oxymoron: Family entertainment
  • Oxymoron: Fast BASIC.
  • Oxymoron: Fast Paced
  • Oxymoron: Fast Windows
  • Oxymoron: Fast food
  • Oxymoron: Fast idle
  • Oxymoron: Fast paced.
  • Oxymoron: Federal budget
  • Oxymoron: Feminine logic.
  • Oxymoron: Feminist logic
  • Oxymoron: Ferenghi Dentist.
  • Oxymoron: Ferengi Generosity
  • Oxymoron: Ferrengi Dentist.
  • Oxymoron: Ferret proof
  • Oxymoron: Fighting for peace
  • Oxymoron: Final Beta
  • Oxymoron: Final Version
  • Oxymoron: Final conclusion.
  • Oxymoron: Final version
  • Oxymoron: Finally Once Again.
  • Oxymoron: Finally again.
  • Oxymoron: Fire water.
  • Oxymoron: Firm Maybe
  • Oxymoron: First Class Private
  • Oxymoron: First Deadline.
  • Oxymoron: First Lieutenant
  • Oxymoron: First Version.
  • Oxymoron: First annual
  • Oxymoron: First class private.
  • Oxymoron: First lieutenant.
  • Oxymoron: First-strike defense
  • Oxymoron: Fish Farm.
  • Oxymoron: Flaccid erection.
  • Oxymoron: Flat-busted
  • Oxymoron: Flatt's Hill
  • Oxymoron: Flexible freeze
  • Oxymoron: Folk song writer.
  • Oxymoron: Football scholarship.
  • Oxymoron: For the blonde that is too stupid to use Oxy-10.
  • Oxymoron: For those not smart enough to use OXY-5 or OXY-10.
  • Oxymoron: For those really stupid pimples.
  • Oxymoron: For those too dumb to use OXY-5 & OXY-10
  • Oxymoron: For those too stupid to know how to use Oxy-10.
  • Oxymoron: Foreign Alien.
  • Oxymoron: Foreign Policy Continuity
  • Oxymoron: Forgotten memories.
  • Oxymoron: Former Evangelist
  • Oxymoron: Forth programming language.
  • Oxymoron: Found missing
  • Oxymoron: Four-cornered triangle.
  • Oxymoron: Foxy chick
  • Oxymoron: Free Society.
  • Oxymoron: Free election
  • Oxymoron: Free electron laser
  • Oxymoron: Free health care
  • Oxymoron: Free love.
  • Oxymoron: Free prisoner.
  • Oxymoron: Free trade.
  • Oxymoron: Free with purchase
  • Oxymoron: Freezer burn
  • Oxymoron: French courtesy
  • Oxymoron: French culture
  • Oxymoron: Fresh Frozen.
  • Oxymoron: Friendly Amiga
  • Oxymoron: Friendly Enemies
  • Oxymoron: Friendly SysOp
  • Oxymoron: Friendly advice
  • Oxymoron: Friendly competitor
  • Oxymoron: Friendly enemies.
  • Oxymoron: Friendly fire
  • Oxymoron: Friendly fire (being accidentally shot at by your own compatriots)
  • Oxymoron: Friendly fire.
  • Oxymoron: Friendly takeover.
  • Oxymoron: Frigid heat
  • Oxymoron: Front End
  • Oxymoron: Frugal Liberal
  • Oxymoron: Frugal Republican
  • Oxymoron: Frugal bureaucrat.
  • Oxymoron: Full service
  • Oxymoron: Full time hobby.
  • Oxymoron: Full-length bikini
  • Oxymoron: Fulltime Hobby.
  • Oxymoron: Functional manager
  • Oxymoron: Funny clean joke
  • Oxymoron: Future history.
  • Oxymoron: Fuzzy logic
  • Oxymoron: Gay drill sergeant
  • Oxymoron: General Specificity
  • Oxymoron: Generally Aware.
  • Oxymoron: Generally specific.
  • Oxymoron: Genuine fake.
  • Oxymoron: Genuine imitation
  • Oxymoron: Genuine synthetic.
  • Oxymoron: Giant Shrimp
  • Oxymoron: Glacier like Rapidity
  • Oxymoron: Good Alan Rudolph films
  • Oxymoron: Good Government
  • Oxymoron: Good Grief.
  • Oxymoron: Good Loser.
  • Oxymoron: Good Morning
  • Oxymoron: Good Sex.
  • Oxymoron: Good Temper.
  • Oxymoron: Good Trek Science
  • Oxymoron: Good loser.
  • Oxymoron: Good mother-in-law.
  • Oxymoron: Good politician
  • Oxymoron: Gourmet pizza
  • Oxymoron: Government Assistance.
  • Oxymoron: Government Intelligence
  • Oxymoron: Government Intelligence - Another * Oxymoron!
  • Oxymoron: Government Intelligence.
  • Oxymoron: Government Intelligence: The biggest * Oxymoron of all.
  • Oxymoron: Government Planning.
  • Oxymoron: Government Savings
  • Oxymoron: Government Service.
  • Oxymoron: Government aid.
  • Oxymoron: Government aid/assistance
  • Oxymoron: Government budget.
  • Oxymoron: Government efficiency.
  • Oxymoron: Government for the People
  • Oxymoron: Government organization.
  • Oxymoron: Government planning.
  • Oxymoron: Government savings.
  • Oxymoron: Government service.
  • Oxymoron: Government worker
  • Oxymoron: Graduate student
  • Oxymoron: Grape Nuts.
  • Oxymoron: Great Britain
  • Oxymoron: Great Democratic Mind
  • Oxymoron: Great Democratic Mind, Great Republican Mind.
  • Oxymoron: Great Democratic Mind.
  • Oxymoron: Great Depression
  • Oxymoron: Great Detail
  • Oxymoron: Great Republican Mind.
  • Oxymoron: Great depression
  • Oxymoron: Great detail.
  • Oxymoron: Greater Cleveland.
  • Oxymoron: Greater Good.
  • Oxymoron: Gregarious recluse.
  • Oxymoron: Grossly Unfair.
  • Oxymoron: Ground floor.
  • Oxymoron: Guest host.
  • Oxymoron: Gun Control
  • Oxymoron: Gun Control Brady Bill
  • Oxymoron: Gun Control.
  • Oxymoron: Gun Control..Brady bill...an * Oxymoron!
  • Oxymoron: Gun control.
  • Oxymoron: Gunboat diplomacy
  • Oxymoron: Half-democracies.
  • Oxymoron: Half-word.
  • Oxymoron: Happy Birthday (* Oxymoron to anybody over 40).
  • Oxymoron: Happy Birthday.
  • Oxymoron: Happy Medium.
  • Oxymoron: Happy Monday
  • Oxymoron: Hard disk
  • Oxymoron: Hard water
  • Oxymoron: Hard-wired.
  • Oxymoron: Harvard-educated
  • Oxymoron: Harvard-educated
  • Oxymoron: Hayes Smartmodem
  • Oxymoron: Hazardous waste disposal
  • Oxymoron: Helicopter flight
  • Oxymoron: High Negative Ratings.
  • Oxymoron: High Tech PC
  • Oxymoron: High Tech PC
  • Oxymoron: High negative.
  • Oxymoron: High school education
  • Oxymoron: High-level Depression.
  • Oxymoron: Higher education
  • Oxymoron: Hilarious Funerals.
  • Oxymoron: Hillary Rodham Clinton and open-door meetings.
  • Oxymoron: Historical Truth.
  • Oxymoron: Holy Hell
  • Oxymoron: Holy Roman Empire
  • Oxymoron: Holy war
  • Oxymoron: Homeless shelter
  • Oxymoron: Homicide survivors.
  • Oxymoron: Honest Convict.
  • Oxymoron: Honest Crook!
  • Oxymoron: Honest Government.
  • Oxymoron: Honest Politician
  • Oxymoron: Honest campaign
  • Oxymoron: Honest crook!
  • Oxymoron: Honest government
  • Oxymoron: Hopelessly optimistic
  • Oxymoron: Hot Chilli
  • Oxymoron: House Ethics Committee
  • Oxymoron: Hubble's constant
  • Oxymoron: Huge market niche
  • Oxymoron: Human Dignity.
  • Oxymoron: Human Intelligence.
  • Oxymoron: Human evolution
  • Oxymoron: Humane Society
  • Oxymoron: Humane robotics.
  • Oxymoron: Humble Arrogance.
  • Oxymoron: Humor Moderator
  • Oxymoron: Humor Moderator
  • Oxymoron: I read part of it all the way through
  • Oxymoron: IBM compatible.
  • Oxymoron: Idiot over angels 12.5.
  • Oxymoron: Idiot-proof.
  • Oxymoron: Illegal immigrant
  • Oxymoron: Illegal immigrant (we Canadians shy away from the word alien).
  • Oxymoron: Illegal immigrant.
  • Oxymoron: Inconceivable.
  • Oxymoron: Indecent exposure
  • Oxymoron: Industrial park
  • Oxymoron: Infinite number
  • Oxymoron: Informed consent.
  • Oxymoron: Initial Resignation.
  • Oxymoron: Inquiring minds
  • Oxymoron: Institutional Revolutionary Party
  • Oxymoron: Intelligent females.
  • Oxymoron: Intelligent life forms.
  • Oxymoron: Intense Apathy.
  • Oxymoron: Interesting Canadian Politics
  • Oxymoron: Internal Revenue Service
  • Oxymoron: International Law
  • Oxymoron: Investment in comics
  • Oxymoron: Irate patient
  • Oxymoron: Ironclad Guarantee
  • Oxymoron: Irregularly Scheduled
  • Oxymoron: Italian egg rolls
  • Oxymoron: Japanese Trade
  • Oxymoron: Jocular Murder Trials.
  • Oxymoron: Journalistic accuracy
  • Oxymoron: Journalistic integrity
  • Oxymoron: Jumbo shrimp.
  • Oxymoron: Junk food
  • Oxymoron: Just in Time (JIT)
  • Oxymoron: Just war.
  • Oxymoron: Justice Rehnquist.
  • Oxymoron: Justice Thomas
  • Oxymoron: K-mart quality
  • Oxymoron: Kentucky Fried Chicken
  • Oxymoron: Kind Moderator
  • Oxymoron: Klingon diplomacy
  • Oxymoron: Kosher for Yom Kippur.
  • Oxymoron: Kosher ham
  • Oxymoron: Lace-up loafers
  • Oxymoron: Lady Mud Wrestler.
  • Oxymoron: Lady Rams
  • Oxymoron: Lady Rams (a Ryerson University, Toronto women's athletic team)
  • Oxymoron: Lady Rams.
  • Oxymoron: Large-scale Mini-computers.
  • Oxymoron: Largest Minority Group -New York City administration
  • Oxymoron: Largest minority group.
  • Oxymoron: Last First
  • Oxymoron: Lead balloons
  • Oxymoron: Least favorite.
  • Oxymoron: Lebanese government
  • Oxymoron: Left Handed Screwdrivers
  • Oxymoron: Legal Brief.
  • Oxymoron: Legal Thought.
  • Oxymoron: Legal ethics
  • Oxymoron: Legally drunk
  • Oxymoron: Lesser Evil.
  • Oxymoron: Let me know if ya want more
  • Oxymoron: Liberal Fundamentalists
  • Oxymoron: Liberal Logic.
  • Oxymoron: Liberal Party (conservative)
  • Oxymoron: Liberal Scholar.
  • Oxymoron: Liberal fundamentalists.
  • Oxymoron: Liberal scholar.
  • Oxymoron: Liberal, Kansas.
  • Oxymoron: Light heavyweight
  • Oxymoron: Lighter Dark Beer
  • Oxymoron: Limited immunity
  • Oxymoron: Linear curve.
  • Oxymoron: Liquid Smoke.
  • Oxymoron: Liquid crystal
  • Oxymoron: Liquid gas.
  • Oxymoron: Lite Beer.
  • Oxymoron: Lite rock.
  • Oxymoron: Literal interpretation
  • Oxymoron: Little Giants (from the current movie).
  • Oxymoron: Little Hope.
  • Oxymoron: Live television
  • Oxymoron: Live television.
  • Oxymoron: Living dead
  • Oxymoron: Living dead
  • Oxymoron: Local Network.
  • Oxymoron: Long Island Expressway
  • Oxymoron: Loose Gridlock.
  • Oxymoron: Loose tights.
  • Oxymoron: Loving Hate.
  • Oxymoron: Low Positive Image.
  • Oxymoron: Low-Profile Public Approach.
  • Oxymoron: Luxury Bus.
  • Oxymoron: Macintosh Computer
  • Oxymoron: Macintosh Computer
  • Oxymoron: Male compassion
  • Oxymoron: Male feminists
  • Oxymoron: Male help (domestic).
  • Oxymoron: Managed Competition
  • Oxymoron: Management Science.
  • Oxymoron: Management action
  • Oxymoron: Management decision.
  • Oxymoron: Management style
  • Oxymoron: Management support
  • Oxymoron: Mandatory option
  • Oxymoron: Mankind.
  • Oxymoron: Manson family values
  • Oxymoron: Marijuana initiative
  • Oxymoron: Marketing strategy
  • Oxymoron: Married life
  • Oxymoron: Martial law
  • Oxymoron: Master copy
  • Oxymoron: Math teacher
  • Oxymoron: Mature student
  • Oxymoron: McDonald's food.
  • Oxymoron: McDonalds dinner
  • Oxymoron: Meaning stupid Ox.
  • Oxymoron: Meatless sausage
  • Oxymoron: Medicaid payment
  • Oxymoron: Medical ethics
  • Oxymoron: Metal woods
  • Oxymoron: Micro-mainframe.
  • Oxymoron: Microsoft Access.
  • Oxymoron: Microsoft Works
  • Oxymoron: Middle East Peace
  • Oxymoron: Middle East peace process
  • Oxymoron: Mighty Mouse
  • Oxymoron: Mild interest
  • Oxymoron: Mildly Psychotic.
  • Oxymoron: Militant Feminist
  • Oxymoron: Militart justice
  • Oxymoron: Military Intelligence is an * Oxymoron!
  • Oxymoron: Military Intelligence.
  • Oxymoron: Military Intelligence: The ultimate * Oxymoron.
  • Oxymoron: Military Propriety.
  • Oxymoron: Military intelligence
  • Oxymoron: Military intelligence and Tech support!
  • Oxymoron: Military medicine.
  • Oxymoron: Military peace
  • Oxymoron: Military security.
  • Oxymoron: Mini-Fire storm.
  • Oxymoron: Minimize to the maximum.
  • Oxymoron: Minmei singing
  • Oxymoron: Minor Moment.
  • Oxymoron: Minor disaster
  • Oxymoron: Minor miracle.
  • Oxymoron: Mismatch.
  • Oxymoron: Mobil station
  • Oxymoron: Model prisoner.
  • Oxymoron: Moderate Iranians.
  • Oxymoron: Moderate Liberal.
  • Oxymoron: Moderate Republican.
  • Oxymoron: Moderate liberal
  • Oxymoron: Moderator humor
  • Oxymoron: Modified final judgement
  • Oxymoron: Monopoly
  • Oxymoron: Moral Majority
  • Oxymoron: Moral politician.
  • Oxymoron: Mutual Aversion.
  • Oxymoron: Mutual attraction
  • Oxymoron: Mutually exclusive
  • Oxymoron: My Humble Opinion
  • Oxymoron: N + 1
  • Oxymoron: NFL competition committee
  • Oxymoron: NFL follies
  • Oxymoron: Natural Grass
  • Oxymoron: Natural Synthetic.
  • Oxymoron: Navy Man
  • Oxymoron: Near miss.
  • Oxymoron: Necessary evil.
  • Oxymoron: Never generalize
  • Oxymoron: New Classic Rock
  • Oxymoron: New Democrat
  • Oxymoron: New Mexico
  • Oxymoron: New and improved.
  • Oxymoron: Nice cat
  • Oxymoron: Nice demon.
  • Oxymoron: Night of the Living Dead
  • Oxymoron: No action.
  • Oxymoron: Noble savage
  • Oxymoron: Non dairy Creamer.
  • Oxymoron: Non-alcoholic Beer.
  • Oxymoron: Non-binding contract.
  • Oxymoron: Non-dairy creamer.
  • Oxymoron: Non-denominational church
  • Oxymoron: Non-stop flight
  • Oxymoron: Non-working mother.
  • Oxymoron: Nonalcoholic beer.
  • Oxymoron: Nonworking mother
  • Oxymoron: Normal Controversy.
  • Oxymoron: Normal Espionage.
  • Oxymoron: Not concerned.
  • Oxymoron: Noticeably Less Aggressive.
  • Oxymoron: Now, now
  • Oxymoron: Now, then
  • Oxymoron: Nuclear defense
  • Oxymoron: Nuclear safety
  • Oxymoron: Numb Feeling
  • Oxymoron: Objective parent
  • Oxymoron: Oddly appropriate
  • Oxymoron: Often unpredictable
  • Oxymoron: Old news
  • Oxymoron: One size fits all
  • Oxymoron: One who does not know how to use pimple medicat
  • Oxymoron: One who has used too much acne goo.
  • Oxymoron: One-sided dialogue
  • Oxymoron: Only Choice.
  • Oxymoron: Open lock
  • Oxymoron: Open-minded conservative
  • Oxymoron: Operating system
  • Oxymoron: Operation rescue
  • Oxymoron: Organized religion.
  • Oxymoron: Original copies.
  • Oxymoron: Original copy
  • Oxymoron: Oversized brief
  • Oxymoron: Pacific Ocean
  • Oxymoron: Paid amateur
  • Oxymoron: Paid volunteers.
  • Oxymoron: Painless Dentistry
  • Oxymoron: Painless childbirth.
  • Oxymoron: Paper china
  • Oxymoron: Paperless office
  • Oxymoron: Paradox: Two MDs.
  • Oxymoron: Partial conclusion
  • Oxymoron: Partial success
  • Oxymoron: Partially completed
  • Oxymoron: Partially furnished
  • Oxymoron: Partly engaged
  • Oxymoron: Partly pregnant
  • Oxymoron: Passive Reply.
  • Oxymoron: Passive activity
  • Oxymoron: Passive aggression
  • Oxymoron: Passive confrontation
  • Oxymoron: Passive reply
  • Oxymoron: Patiently wait
  • Oxymoron: Peace Offensive.
  • Oxymoron: Peace force
  • Oxymoron: Peace keeper missile.
  • Oxymoron: Peace offensive
  • Oxymoron: Peace officer
  • Oxymoron: PeaceMaker missle
  • Oxymoron: Peacekeeper missile
  • Oxymoron: Peacemaker Missile.
  • Oxymoron: PennDOT work crew
  • Oxymoron: People's Army.
  • Oxymoron: People's Democratic Republic Of Yemen
  • Oxymoron: Perfect idiot
  • Oxymoron: Perfect misfit
  • Oxymoron: Perfectly legitimate
  • Oxymoron: Perhaps Predictably.
  • Oxymoron: Permanent fad
  • Oxymoron: Permanent temp
  • Oxymoron: Persistent ambivalence
  • Oxymoron: Personal Computer.
  • Oxymoron: Personalized form letter
  • Oxymoron: Petty Officer.
  • Oxymoron: Petty cash
  • Oxymoron: Philosophy science
  • Oxymoron: Pigeon's Milk
  • Oxymoron: Pious atheists
  • Oxymoron: Planned Serendipity.
  • Oxymoron: Plastic canvas
  • Oxymoron: Plastic glass.
  • Oxymoron: Plastic silverware
  • Oxymoron: Plastic snow.
  • Oxymoron: Plastic straw
  • Oxymoron: Plymouth Reliant
  • Oxymoron: Pocket calculator
  • Oxymoron: Police protection
  • Oxymoron: Polite cabbies.
  • Oxymoron: Political Correctness
  • Oxymoron: Political Process.
  • Oxymoron: Political embarrassment (no, that's redundant)
  • Oxymoron: Political ethics.
  • Oxymoron: Political leadership
  • Oxymoron: Political process
  • Oxymoron: Political promise
  • Oxymoron: Political science
  • Oxymoron: Politically Correct.
  • Oxymoron: Politically correct, the perfect * Oxymoron.
  • Oxymoron: Poor Republican
  • Oxymoron: Pop art
  • Oxymoron: Positive calamity
  • Oxymoron: Postal Service.
  • Oxymoron: Postal Worker
  • Oxymoron: Postal service
  • Oxymoron: Postal worker.
  • Oxymoron: Pot luck
  • Oxymoron: Potential has-been.
  • Oxymoron: Practical joke
  • Oxymoron: Practical logic
  • Oxymoron: Practical theory
  • Oxymoron: Preacher politicians
  • Oxymoron: Precision bombing
  • Oxymoron: Preliminary conclusion
  • Oxymoron: Prepare to Commence.
  • Oxymoron: Prepost
  • Oxymoron: President Bill Clinton
  • Oxymoron: President Bush.
  • Oxymoron: President Clinton
  • Oxymoron: President Clinton [or is that just moron]
  • Oxymoron: Presidential ethics
  • Oxymoron: Presidential promises
  • Oxymoron: Press release
  • Oxymoron: Pretested Condoms
  • Oxymoron: Pretty Good Privacy.
  • Oxymoron: Pretty Ice-storm
  • Oxymoron: Pretty Ugly
  • Oxymoron: Pretty ice-storm.
  • Oxymoron: Pretty ugly.
  • Oxymoron: Private e-mail
  • Oxymoron: Pro-contra.
  • Oxymoron: Production meeting.
  • Oxymoron: Productivity committee
  • Oxymoron: Professional courtesy
  • Oxymoron: Programmer's * Oxymoron: Spare-Time
  • Oxymoron: Progress in Congress.
  • Oxymoron: Pronounced silence.
  • Oxymoron: Proprietary standard
  • Oxymoron: Psychiatric care
  • Oxymoron: Public Secrecy.
  • Oxymoron: Public Servant
  • Oxymoron: Public Servant
  • Oxymoron: Public covert policy.
  • Oxymoron: Public school education
  • Oxymoron: Public secrecy
  • Oxymoron: Punk fashion.
  • Oxymoron: Pure Speculation.
  • Oxymoron: Pure nonsense
  • Oxymoron: Pure sludge
  • Oxymoron: Pure speculation
  • Oxymoron: Purely political
  • Oxymoron: QWK Packet!
  • Oxymoron: Qualified success
  • Oxymoron: Quality assurance
  • Oxymoron: Quality service
  • Oxymoron: Quebec intellectual
  • Oxymoron: Quick C.
  • Oxymoron: Quick fix.
  • Oxymoron: Quick reboot
  • Oxymoron: QuickBASIC
  • Oxymoron: Quiet Party
  • Oxymoron: Race walking
  • Oxymoron: Rafe politics.
  • Oxymoron: Rain solidly.
  • Oxymoron: Random choice
  • Oxymoron: Random File Organization.
  • Oxymoron: Random logic
  • Oxymoron: Random order
  • Oxymoron: Randomly organized
  • Oxymoron: Rap Tune
  • Oxymoron: Rap music!
  • Oxymoron: Rapid transit
  • Oxymoron: Rare steak
  • Oxymoron: Rather direct
  • Oxymoron: Rational ravings
  • Oxymoron: Reagan credibility
  • Oxymoron: Reagan memoirs
  • Oxymoron: Real Fantasy.
  • Oxymoron: Real Fishing Story
  • Oxymoron: Real fantasy
  • Oxymoron: Real hypothetical
  • Oxymoron: Real magic
  • Oxymoron: Realistic schedule
  • Oxymoron: Realtime computing
  • Oxymoron: Reasonable female
  • Oxymoron: Recently new
  • Oxymoron: Reciprocal concession
  • Oxymoron: Reckless caution
  • Oxymoron: Red Indians
  • Oxymoron: Regional Pantheists.
  • Oxymoron: Regular Random.
  • Oxymoron: Reinvent
  • Oxymoron: Relatively obscure
  • Oxymoron: Relativistic correction
  • Oxymoron: Relaxed Genes.
  • Oxymoron: Relentlessly Continued.
  • Oxymoron: Reliable network.
  • Oxymoron: Religious Fundamentalists.
  • Oxymoron: Religious education
  • Oxymoron: Religious fact
  • Oxymoron: Religious fundamentalists.
  • Oxymoron: Religious science
  • Oxymoron: Religious tolerance
  • Oxymoron: Removable sticker
  • Oxymoron: Repeatedly Redundant.
  • Oxymoron: Republican Atheist.
  • Oxymoron: Republican Atheist.
  • Oxymoron: Republican Diplomat
  • Oxymoron: Republican atheist.
  • Oxymoron: Republican diplomat.
  • Oxymoron: Republican initiative
  • Oxymoron: Republican math expert.
  • Oxymoron: Republican party.
  • Oxymoron: Requires Microsoft Windows.
  • Oxymoron: Resident Alien.
  • Oxymoron: Resident Visitor is an * Oxymoron!
  • Oxymoron: Resident Visitor.
  • Oxymoron: Resident alien
  • Oxymoron: Resident visitor
  • Oxymoron: Resolute ambivalence
  • Oxymoron: Respectable lawyer
  • Oxymoron: Respective Conventions.
  • Oxymoron: Responsible committee
  • Oxymoron: Restless sleep
  • Oxymoron: Restrained grandparent
  • Oxymoron: Right-wing logic.
  • Oxymoron: Rising Deficits.
  • Oxymoron: River walk
  • Oxymoron: Rock opera.
  • Oxymoron: Rolling stop
  • Oxymoron: Routine emergency
  • Oxymoron: Royal family.
  • Oxymoron: Russian economy
  • Oxymoron: Safe Politics.
  • Oxymoron: Safe Sex.
  • Oxymoron: Safe and Legal Abortion
  • Oxymoron: Safe sex.
  • Oxymoron: Same Difference.
  • Oxymoron: Sandinista Compliance.
  • Oxymoron: Sane Warner
  • Oxymoron: Sane Warner Sibling
  • Oxymoron: Sanitary landfill
  • Oxymoron: Satisfied Democrat
  • Oxymoron: Saving price
  • Oxymoron: Savings & loan
  • Oxymoron: School (Cafeteria) Food
  • Oxymoron: School food
  • Oxymoron: Scottish Danish (actual pastry sold at 7-11)
  • Oxymoron: Second Annual Tour of Classic New Homes.
  • Oxymoron: Second Initiatives.
  • Oxymoron: Second childhood
  • Oxymoron: Second initiatives
  • Oxymoron: Secure Unix
  • Oxymoron: Sedate sex
  • Oxymoron: Self-dependent
  • Oxymoron: Semi truck
  • Oxymoron: Semiboneless Ham.
  • Oxymoron: Senate Ethics
  • Oxymoron: Senate Ethics Committee
  • Oxymoron: Senate Ethics.
  • Oxymoron: Senatorial courtesy
  • Oxymoron: Sensible shoes
  • Oxymoron: Sensitive male
  • Oxymoron: Sergeant Major
  • Oxymoron: Serious barbecue
  • Oxymoron: Serious comedy
  • Oxymoron: Severely killed
  • Oxymoron: Severely/slightly killed
  • Oxymoron: Sharp cookie
  • Oxymoron: Shipment is by car, and cargo by boat.
  • Oxymoron: Shooting blanks
  • Oxymoron: Shortcut
  • Oxymoron: Shyly pompous
  • Oxymoron: Silent noise
  • Oxymoron: Silent scream
  • Oxymoron: Silent testimony
  • Oxymoron: Silken bonds
  • Oxymoron: Simple System.
  • Oxymoron: Simple calculus
  • Oxymoron: Simple system
  • Oxymoron: Simple technology
  • Oxymoron: Sincere Lie.
  • Oxymoron: Sincere congressman
  • Oxymoron: Sincere lie
  • Oxymoron: Sisterly love.
  • Oxymoron: Sit up
  • Oxymoron: Slightly killed
  • Oxymoron: Slow children (sign with picture of running child)
  • Oxymoron: Slow speed
  • Oxymoron: Small crowd
  • Oxymoron: Smart blonde.
  • Oxymoron: Smart democrat
  • Oxymoron: Smart drugs
  • Oxymoron: Snow Removal Plan.
  • Oxymoron: Social activist.
  • Oxymoron: Social science
  • Oxymoron: Soft rock
  • Oxymoron: Software documentation
  • Oxymoron: Software engineer
  • Oxymoron: Solid glass
  • Oxymoron: Solipsists of the World, Untie.
  • Oxymoron: Someone who thinks all those pimple meds work!
  • Oxymoron: Somewhat Ambiguous.
  • Oxymoron: Somewhat Eloquently.
  • Oxymoron: Somewhat Fairly Explicit.
  • Oxymoron: Somewhat Informed.
  • Oxymoron: Somewhat Narrow Attitude.
  • Oxymoron: Sophisticated New Yorker.
  • Oxymoron: Sophisticated New Yorker.
  • Oxymoron: Southern justice
  • Oxymoron: Soviet Life.
  • Oxymoron: Soviet Union.
  • Oxymoron: Spare rib
  • Oxymoron: Speed limit
  • Oxymoron: Speeding Yugo.
  • Oxymoron: Speedy Trial
  • Oxymoron: Split level
  • Oxymoron: Sports sedan
  • Oxymoron: Stand down
  • Oxymoron: Standard deviation
  • Oxymoron: Standard options.
  • Oxymoron: Stealth bomber
  • Oxymoron: Steel wool
  • Oxymoron: Steering committee.
  • Oxymoron: Still life
  • Oxymoron: Straight Hooks.
  • Oxymoron: Straight curve
  • Oxymoron: Straightforward subterfuge
  • Oxymoron: Strangely familiar
  • Oxymoron: Striped Paint
  • Oxymoron: Strong President.
  • Oxymoron: Student athlete
  • Oxymoron: Student teacher.
  • Oxymoron: Stupid Ox.
  • Oxymoron: Stupid individual with a clear complexion.
  • Oxymoron: Sub Minimum
  • Oxymoron: Sugarless candy
  • Oxymoron: Summer school
  • Oxymoron: Sure bet
  • Oxymoron: Sweet pickle
  • Oxymoron: Sweet sixteen.
  • Oxymoron: Sweet sorrow
  • Oxymoron: Swift Justice
  • Oxymoron: Swiss steak
  • Oxymoron: Sycophantic cat.
  • Oxymoron: Synthetic natural gas
  • Oxymoron: Systematic Variance.
  • Oxymoron: Talk show
  • Oxymoron: Tame cat
  • Oxymoron: Tandy Computer
  • Oxymoron: Taped live
  • Oxymoron: Tax Return.
  • Oxymoron: Tax reform.
  • Oxymoron: Tax return.
  • Oxymoron: Team of Independents.
  • Oxymoron: Television critic
  • Oxymoron: Television entertainment.
  • Oxymoron: Temporary Taxes
  • Oxymoron: Temporary tax increase
  • Oxymoron: Term meaning stupid as an Ox.
  • Oxymoron: Terminal initialization
  • Oxymoron: Terribly nice
  • Oxymoron: Terribly pleased
  • Oxymoron: Texas Chic.
  • Oxymoron: The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
  • Oxymoron: The honor of the French
  • Oxymoron: The laundry detergent for idiots.
  • Oxymoron: The sound of silence
  • Oxymoron: This page intentionally left blank
  • Oxymoron: Thorough Briefer.
  • Oxymoron: Thoughtful sidewalk cyclist.
  • Oxymoron: Thrift binge.
  • Oxymoron: Thundering silence.
  • Oxymoron: Tight flexibility
  • Oxymoron: Tight slacks
  • Oxymoron: Timeless segment
  • Oxymoron: Tolerant liberal
  • Oxymoron: Tone color
  • Oxymoron: Too many cartoons
  • Oxymoron: Too many recipes.
  • Oxymoron: Too rich.
  • Oxymoron: Total Quality Management (TQM)
  • Oxymoron: Totalitarian Democracy.
  • Oxymoron: Traditionally Radical.
  • Oxymoron: Tragic comedy.
  • Oxymoron: Trial Learning.
  • Oxymoron: Tri* Oxymoron: Amtrak experimental high-speed train.
  • Oxymoron: True DOS multi-tasking
  • Oxymoron: True Love.
  • Oxymoron: True gossip
  • Oxymoron: True love from afar.
  • Oxymoron: True love.
  • Oxymoron: True story
  • Oxymoron: Truthful Republican
  • Oxymoron: Truthful politician
  • Oxymoron: Turned up missing.
  • Oxymoron: Twelve-ounce pound cake
  • Oxymoron: UN force
  • Oxymoron: UNIX security
  • Oxymoron: Ultimate * Oxymoron: 'Cash Surplus'.
  • Oxymoron: Unacceptable solution
  • Oxymoron: Unachievable Accomplishments.
  • Oxymoron: Unbiased American news broadcast
  • Oxymoron: Unbiased journalism
  • Oxymoron: Unbiased news reports
  • Oxymoron: Unbiased predisposition
  • Oxymoron: Unborn child.
  • Oxymoron: Uncontested divorce
  • Oxymoron: Under crowded Criminal Justice System.
  • Oxymoron: Understanding Wife.
  • Oxymoron: Understanding banker
  • Oxymoron: Unified Libertarians
  • Oxymoron: Uninhibited Muslim Woman
  • Oxymoron: Union workers
  • Oxymoron: Unique uniform
  • Oxymoron: United States
  • Oxymoron: University at Las Vegas
  • Oxymoron: University of Nevada at Las Vegas
  • Oxymoron: Unix Security.
  • Oxymoron: Unsalted Saltines
  • Oxymoron: Unusual routine
  • Oxymoron: Uprooted plant
  • Oxymoron: Upside-down Logic.
  • Oxymoron: Uptown Buffalo.
  • Oxymoron: Use * Oxymoron for those really stupid pimples!
  • Oxymoron: User friendliness.
  • Oxymoron: User-friendly
  • Oxymoron: Vacant dwelling
  • Oxymoron: Vague Recollection.
  • Oxymoron: Vaguely Recall.
  • Oxymoron: Valueless education
  • Oxymoron: Vampire Named Dawn
  • Oxymoron: Vegetable beef soup
  • Oxymoron: Vegetarian chili.
  • Oxymoron: Ventura Freeway
  • Oxymoron: Vexation exercise
  • Oxymoron: Vice Admiral.
  • Oxymoron: Vice Pres Quayle.
  • Oxymoron: Villainous hero
  • Oxymoron: Violent agreement
  • Oxymoron: Virgin Islands
  • Oxymoron: Virtual Reality.
  • Oxymoron: Virtual Storage.
  • Oxymoron: Virtual fishing.
  • Oxymoron: Virtual reality
  • Oxymoron: Virtual storage
  • Oxymoron: Vociferous silence
  • Oxymoron: Voice mail (this one's more than simply an * Oxymoron).
  • Oxymoron: Voluntary Contributions.
  • Oxymoron: Voluntary taxation
  • Oxymoron: Voting power
  • Oxymoron: Vulcan sentimentality
  • Oxymoron: Waiting patiently
  • Oxymoron: War hero
  • Oxymoron: Waste management
  • Oxymoron: Water landing
  • Oxymoron: We will arrest any inmate who misbehaves.
  • Oxymoron: Weak President.
  • Oxymoron: Weak support
  • Oxymoron: Weather Forecast.
  • Oxymoron: Wedded Bliss
  • Oxymoron: Welfare Benefits.
  • Oxymoron: What Quayle thinks he uses on pimples.
  • Oxymoron: What does it mean, 'exact change'?
  • Oxymoron: Whole Hemisphere.
  • Oxymoron: Whole half
  • Oxymoron: Whole hemisphere
  • Oxymoron: Why do they call them apartment when they are all together
  • Oxymoron: Wilderness management
  • Oxymoron: Windows Multitasking
  • Oxymoron: Windows NT (New Technology).
  • Oxymoron: Windows NT ready.
  • Oxymoron: Windows Productivity
  • Oxymoron: Windows accelerator
  • Oxymoron: Windows expert!
  • Oxymoron: Windows power user
  • Oxymoron: Windows productivity
  • Oxymoron: Windows-capable.
  • Oxymoron: Wireless Cable
  • Oxymoron: Wise Democrat.
  • Oxymoron: Wonder Bread
  • Oxymoron: Wonderfully Ambiguous.
  • Oxymoron: Woods Metal
  • Oxymoron: Work party
  • Oxymoron: Working dinner
  • Oxymoron: Working vacation
  • Oxymoron: Worlds biggest truck is called a semi-truck
  • Oxymoron: Young Floridian
  • Oxymoron: Young Republicans.
  • Oxymoron: Yugo turbo
  • Oxymoron: Yummy sushi
  • Oxymoron: Zero tolerance.
  • Oxymoron: `cash surplus'.
  • Oxymoron: a contradiction in terms, e.g. "rap music"
  • Oxymoron: a lighter dark beer
  • Oxymoron: a thinking conservative
  • Oxymoron: a vampire named Dawn
  • Oxymoron: acceptable losses
  • Oxymoron: acne cream for a geek
  • Oxymoron: activity break
  • Oxymoron: airline food
  • Oxymoron: almost always
  • Oxymoron: almost infinite
  • Oxymoron: almost round
  • Oxymoron: almost safe
  • Oxymoron: alone together
  • Oxymoron: an idiot with acne
  • Oxymoron: anarchy rules
  • Oxymoron: antipoverty Workers
  • Oxymoron: apartment complex
  • Oxymoron: apparent contradiction
  • Oxymoron: artificial snow
  • Oxymoron: athletic scholarships
  • Oxymoron: authentic replica
  • Oxymoron: awful nice
  • Oxymoron: awfully good
  • Oxymoron: baby grand
  • Oxymoron: bad sex
  • Oxymoron: balanced insanity
  • Oxymoron: black light
  • Oxymoron: blameless lawyers
  • Oxymoron: brave politician
  • Oxymoron: buggy virus
  • Oxymoron: business ethics
  • Oxymoron: capital punishment
  • Oxymoron: cash surplus
  • Oxymoron: cheap junk
  • Oxymoron: chicken fingers
  • Oxymoron: chicken kamikaze!
  • Oxymoron: civil war
  • Oxymoron: classic new homes
  • Oxymoron: classic rock!
  • Oxymoron: clean dirt
  • Oxymoron: clearly confused
  • Oxymoron: clearly misunderstood
  • Oxymoron: close-minded liberal
  • Oxymoron: cold fire
  • Oxymoron: colorless dye
  • Oxymoron: compassionate Republican
  • Oxymoron: completely unfinished
  • Oxymoron: computer security
  • Oxymoron: constant change
  • Oxymoron: conventional wisdom
  • Oxymoron: criminal justice
  • Oxymoron: criminal justice system
  • Oxymoron: criminal lawyer
  • Oxymoron: death benefits
  • Oxymoron: debugged program
  • Oxymoron: decaffeinated coffee
  • Oxymoron: decisive liberal
  • Oxymoron: definite possibility
  • Oxymoron: delicious fat-free
  • Oxymoron: divorce court
  • Oxymoron: down escalator
  • Oxymoron: dry heaves
  • Oxymoron: dry ice
  • Oxymoron: dull point
  • Oxymoron: dull shine
  • Oxymoron: dumb student at Oxford
  • Oxymoron: educational TV
  • Oxymoron: elementary calculus
  • Oxymoron: enough hard drive space
  • Oxymoron: evaporated milk
  • Oxymoron: even odds
  • Oxymoron: exact estimate
  • Oxymoron: expert business system.
  • Oxymoron: family vacation
  • Oxymoron: fast idle
  • Oxymoron: faulty logic
  • Oxymoron: federal assistance
  • Oxymoron: female logic
  • Oxymoron: final beta
  • Oxymoron: final version
  • Oxymoron: finished buildings
  • Oxymoron: firewater
  • Oxymoron: first annual
  • Oxymoron: fish farm
  • Oxymoron: flexible freeze
  • Oxymoron: foxy chick
  • Oxymoron: free love
  • Oxymoron: free with purchase
  • Oxymoron: freezer burn
  • Oxymoron: fresh frozen
  • Oxymoron: fresh frozen jumbo shrimp
  • Oxymoron: fresh raisin
  • Oxymoron: friendly fire
  • Oxymoron: fun run
  • Oxymoron: functionally illiterate
  • Oxymoron: gay bigot
  • Oxymoron: genuine replica
  • Oxymoron: good grief
  • Oxymoron: good lawyer
  • Oxymoron: good morning
  • Oxymoron: gourmet pizza
  • Oxymoron: guest host
  • Oxymoron: guilty scapegoats
  • Oxymoron: half dead
  • Oxymoron: halfway around
  • Oxymoron: happily married
  • Oxymoron: happy birthday
  • Oxymoron: happy medium
  • Oxymoron: hard-wired
  • Oxymoron: healthy tan
  • Oxymoron: high negative
  • Oxymoron: high negative image
  • Oxymoron: high negative ratings
  • Oxymoron: high-level depression
  • Oxymoron: highly visible covert operation
  • Oxymoron: hilarious funerals
  • Oxymoron: holy war
  • Oxymoron: home offices
  • Oxymoron: honest lawyer
  • Oxymoron: honest politician
  • Oxymoron: hopelessly optimistic
  • Oxymoron: horribly decent
  • Oxymoron: hot chili
  • Oxymoron: hot ice
  • Oxymoron: hot water heater
  • Oxymoron: human dignity
  • Oxymoron: humble arrogance
  • Oxymoron: iced tea (you boil it then chill it. Sugar then lemon.)
  • Oxymoron: icy hot
  • Oxymoron: ill health
  • Oxymoron: imitation margarine
  • Oxymoron: important trivia
  • Oxymoron: impossible possibility
  • Oxymoron: improbable disaster
  • Oxymoron: independent counsel
  • Oxymoron: independent dog
  • Oxymoron: indifferently attentive
  • Oxymoron: industrial park
  • Oxymoron: inferred petty corruption
  • Oxymoron: infinite loop
  • Oxymoron: initial resignation
  • Oxymoron: initial retirement
  • Oxymoron: insincere vow
  • Oxymoron: intelligence oversight board
  • Oxymoron: intelligent fight
  • Oxymoron: intelligent presidential debate
  • Oxymoron: intense apathy
  • Oxymoron: intense disinterest
  • Oxymoron: interactive soliloquy
  • Oxymoron: internal exile
  • Oxymoron: internal front
  • Oxymoron: irate patient
  • Oxymoron: irregularly scheduled
  • Oxymoron: jumbo shrimp
  • Oxymoron: junk food
  • Oxymoron: justifiable homicide
  • Oxymoron: justifiably paranoid
  • Oxymoron: kamikaze survivor
  • Oxymoron: known closet homosexual
  • Oxymoron: lack light
  • Oxymoron: lady mud wrestler
  • Oxymoron: large-scale mini-computers
  • Oxymoron: last initial
  • Oxymoron: lead crystal
  • Oxymoron: lebanese government
  • Oxymoron: legal brief
  • Oxymoron: legal ethics
  • Oxymoron: legal thought
  • Oxymoron: legitimate conspiracy
  • Oxymoron: leisure suit
  • Oxymoron: lesser evil
  • Oxymoron: lethal aid
  • Oxymoron: liberal Republican
  • Oxymoron: lieutenant colonel
  • Oxymoron: life insurance
  • Oxymoron: light heavyweight
  • Oxymoron: limited immunity
  • Oxymoron: limited time
  • Oxymoron: liquid paper
  • Oxymoron: liquid smoke
  • Oxymoron: lite dark beer.
  • Oxymoron: little deceptive
  • Oxymoron: little hope
  • Oxymoron: little misleading
  • Oxymoron: live recording
  • Oxymoron: live television
  • Oxymoron: local network
  • Oxymoron: logical design
  • Oxymoron: long recess
  • Oxymoron: loose gridlock
  • Oxymoron: loose tights
  • Oxymoron: loosely organized
  • Oxymoron: lost finding
  • Oxymoron: loving hate
  • Oxymoron: low positive image
  • Oxymoron: low-profile public approach
  • Oxymoron: loyal opposition
  • Oxymoron: luxury bus
  • Oxymoron: mail service
  • Oxymoron: major general
  • Oxymoron: male logic
  • Oxymoron: man child
  • Oxymoron: management science
  • Oxymoron: mandatory option
  • Oxymoron: marijuana initiative
  • Oxymoron: marital bliss
  • Oxymoron: marketing research
  • Oxymoron: masculine logic
  • Oxymoron: meaningful dialogue
  • Oxymoron: meaningful, overnight relationship. ;->
  • Oxymoron: measured meter
  • Oxymoron: meatloaf surprise
  • Oxymoron: micro-mainframe
  • Oxymoron: mild interest
  • Oxymoron: mildly psychotic
  • Oxymoron: military accountability
  • Oxymoron: military etiquette
  • Oxymoron: military intelligence
  • Oxymoron: military justice
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  • Oxymoron: team of independents
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  • Oxymoron: unbiased opinion
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  • Oxymoron: understanding UNIX
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  • Oxymoron: whole half
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