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Ares: "Hey, Xena, what's your sign?"

Xena: "Do not Enter"

Ares: "We're both here for the same reason."

Xena: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Ares: "I know how to please a woman."

Xena: "Then please leave me alone."

Ares: "I want to give myself to you."

Xena: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Ares: "I can tell that you want me."

Xena: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Ares: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."

Xena: "If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Ares: "Your body is like a temple."

Xena: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Ares: "I would go to the end of the world for you."

Xena: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

Ares: "Your place or mine?"

Xena: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Ares: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Xena: "Unfertilized!"

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