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Pickup lines men have tried on Xena...one time

  1. Is that a breast dagger in there, or are you just happy to see me?
  2. Would you like to practice a little thrust and parry with me?
  3. How about we go back to my place and build a temple to Aphrodite?
  4. You're so delicious you're going to put ambrosia out of business.
  5. What time do you have to be back on Mt. Olympus?
  6. You're what Zeus imagined when he said "Let there be woman."
  7. That leather skirt would look great on my bedroom floor.
  8. Do you know how to use that whip?
  9. I think in a previous life I was your bath water.
  10. I renounce my title "King of Theives" coz you're daddy stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes.
  11. Pinch me. I'm dreaming. .... OK, OK, take it off now.
  12. "I left Tartarus, but never thought I'd find paradise!"
  13. Why dont you come over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
  14. Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the package it came in?
  15. Nice leather mini-skirt, could I talk you out of it?
  16. Your face or mine?
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