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  • #1 republican party recruiter of 1993 - bill clinton
  • a bureaucrat is a democrat who has a job a republican wants
  • a camel: a horse designed by a republican committee
  • a compassionate republican steps over the homeless, not on them.
  • a democrat is someone who would be a republican if he had the money
  • a fool and his money are soon ... republican.
  • and i can actually see his ears! arturo on young republican benish
  • a republican is someone born on third base, but thinks he hit a triple.
  • a republican keyboard has no <esc> key
  • a republican victory is a victory for america
  • a silent republican is american's dream!
  • a wonderful republican tradition continues
  • bad cluster: republican party
  • best campaign move for democrats - become republicans
  • bestiality: a perverted sex act between a human and a republican.
  • biblotry: a mental disorder that only effects republicans.
  • bigot? fundamentalist? love guns? the republicans want you!
  • bigot? racist? fundamentalist? redneck? the republicans want you!
  • bill clinton - the republican's greatest campaign asset.
  • bill clinton: the republican's greatest campaign asset.
  • borg assimilation of republicans. can *you* tell the difference?
  • christmas is so republican. - binkley
  • clinton: a man who beats republicans by running as one. - pj o'rourke
  • clinton:best thing to happen to the republicans in 40 yrs
  • clinton.com found: (a)bort (t)ax (w)affle (b)lame republicans.
  • clinton is responsible for a lot of new republican officials.
  • clinton's coattails are in the republican party.
  • clintons greatest accomplishment: a republican
  • clinton's successes are from the coattails of the republican party
  • clinton: the best thing to happen to the republican party
  • clinton: the reason why republicans will rise again!
  • clinton wants his flowers back, i want the republicans
  • congressional elections 1994: republican takeover? we'll wait and see.
  • congress *isn't* 100% democrat. blame republicans too!
  • conservative republican and very proud to be so!
  • conservative republican households - where hate is a family value.
  • conservatives republican against progress (c.r.a.p.)
  • control the internet!! - 1995 republican congress chant
  • democrat: a republican arrested for a crime of which s/he is innocent.
  • democrat: a republican who used to have a job.
  • democratic puppies? no, republican. their eyes are open!
  • democrats and republicans are just a front for the illuminati.
  • democrats and republicans -- partners in crime.
  • democrats eat the fish they catch. republicans hang them on the wall
  • democrats give their worn out clothes to those less fortunate. republicans wear theirs
  • democrats make plans and then do something else. republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made
  • does anyone have any anti-republican taglines?
  • don't blame me: i voted for republican!!!
  • don't blame me, i voted republican
  • earth 98% full; delete republicans? Žy/n
  • elect republicans. get bubba to endorse the democrat!
  • even playing fields are detrimental to big money republicans.
  • excuse for republicans driving sports cars that cost more than their fathers ever made in a year: it's cheaper than marrying a woman half my age. --p.j. o'rourke
  • feeling mean? vote republican.
  • female republicans still want tricky dick !!!
  • friends do not let friends vote republican
  • friends don't let friends vote for republicans!
  • friends don't let friends vote republican.
  • george bush was the republican answer to jimmy carter.
  • get yours now! darn the future! vote republican
  • god is a republican
  • god is a republican and santa claus is a democrat
  • god votes republican
  • gridlock is *still* the fault of the republicans.
  • gridlock is *still* the fault of the republicans. -- brian williams
  • he's a democrat because he's too poor to be republican.
  • how to tell republicans from democrats:
  • i admit to a little bias against republican activities and beliefs.
  • i am democrat-poor, with a republican's sex life.
  • i am not part of the problem. i am a republican. - dan quayle
  • i am republican of borg, the middle class will be assimilated
  • i am rich as a republican with a sex life of a democrat
  • i don't belong to an oganized political party. i'm a republican.
  • i'd rather be associated with tape worms then republicans. - d. webber
  • if cats could be registered voters they would vote republican.
  • if i'm mind-numbed, bill clinton is a republican
  • if i vote republican, does that make me an accomplice to their crimes?
  • if the republicans think... but then again, they don't.
  • if we all vote republican, limbaugh will be homeless!
  • i had a dream: sword +1, +5 vs. republicans
  • i happen to be a republican president, ah, the vice-president. d.qualye
  • i happen to be a republican president, ah, the vice-president.d.qualye
  • i have the brain of a republican, in a thimble on my desk
  • i have the heart of a republican... in a jar on my desk!
  • i hope you're republican rich with a democrat's sex life
  • i like newt, he's so embarassing to republicans
  • i made so much money betting on democrats that i became a republican
  • imagine the outraged cry for investigations if clinton was republican.
  • i'm not a republican, i'm an anti-democrat!
  • i.r.a. army: irish republican army army.
  • i study the three 'r's: reagan, rush and republicanism
  • i think, therefore i am ... a republican.
  • i think, therefore i am... not a republican.
  • i think, therefore i amnot a republican.
  • i think, therefore i am republican.
  • it only takes one finger to wave to a republican
  • i voted republican once, but i'm much better now
  • i voted republican once, but i'm much better now.
  • i voted republican once, but thank god it was just a nightmare.
  • i wasn't born republican, democrat, or yesterday
  • let's pretend - vote republican.
  • liberal hypocrisy: republicans lie - democrats change their mind.
  • libertarian: a republican who wants cheaper drugs.
  • life is a blur of republicans and meat. -- zippy
  • like lincoln, our first republican president, we intend to act
  • limbaugh - every republican homosexuals dream date!
  • limbaugh: every republican homosexuals dream date!
  • lobotomies for republicans - it's the law!
  • log cabin republicans - they attack themselves in parking lots
  • logic error detected. reboot republican party? [y/n]
  • male republicans vote for bush!!!!
  • mark holtz, republican - and proud of it!
  • millionaire senators: 21 democrats, 7 republicans. tax the rich?
  • ms-dos = republican, macintosh = democrat, amiga = anarchist
  • ms-dos: republican, macintosh = democrat, amiga = anarchist
  • ms-dos: the operating system for republicans.
  • never use the words freedom and republican in the same sentence
  • new courses: bc 141 becoming a republican and living off the taxpayers.
  • newest psych disease: republican deficiency disorder
  • next on ophrah: preteen female chinese jewish republicans
  • nixon in '96: because a corpse is the best the republicans got.
  • not all republicans are bad...some are dead!
  • oh, my god! you've gone stark, raving republican!
  • ok republicans, now that we won, lets pork-it our way!
  • ok republicans, now that we won, let's show them how to do it right!
  • one should always forgive republicans, but not before they are hanged.
  • only pacs and special interests like republicans.
  • oxymoron -- a compassionate republican.
  • oxymoron: a compassionate republican.
  • oxymoron: a frugal republican.
  • oxymoron: a honest republican.
  • oxymoron: a truthful republican.
  • oxymoron: compassionate republican
  • oxymoron: educated republican.
  • oxymoron: frugal republican
  • oxymoron: great democratic mind, great republican mind.
  • oxymoron: great republican mind.
  • oxymoron: liberal republican
  • oxymoron: moderate republican.
  • oxymoron: poor republican
  • oxymoron: republican atheist.
  • oxymoron: republican diplomat
  • oxymoron: republican diplomat.
  • oxymoron: republican initiative
  • oxymoron: republican math expert.
  • oxymoron: republican party.
  • oxymorons: great democratic mind, great republican mind.
  • oxymoron: truthful republican
  • oxymoron: young republicans.
  • people voting republican... give them a boot to the head!
  • people voting republican... give them a boot to the head!
  • political new math: |(republican party) - (democratic party)| = $.05
  • political new math: republicans + democratics = $.10 a dozen
  • poor republican
  • pornographic flick for $7,500. i'll take republican candidate.
  • pro-life republicans want government small enough to fit in your bedroom.
  • pro-republican,anti-dole,anti-buchanan,pro-alexander tag: perot
  • q: how does a republican say f*** you ? a: trust me.
  • real republicans hunt giraffes
  • religious fanatics didn't buy the 21st century republican party because it was virtuous ... they bought it because it was for sale.
  • republican 1996 campaign theme: i told you so!
  • republican 1996 campaign theme: look at what we say not what we do.
  • republican-a democract who has come into money
  • republican apology: pardon me!
  • republican by choice, conservative by nature, american by grace of god
  • republican children are named after their parents or grandparents, according to where the money is
  • republican christmas card: season's greedings.
  • republican cry-get government off our backs and into our crotches!
  • republican definition of democracy: obstacle to progress.
  • republican eliminations - by g. o. pee
  • republican emblem is a jack*ss -- obviously a character reference!
  • republican: gives water to large corporation.
  • republican: health care plan; don't get sick.
  • republican health care reform: just say no to illness
  • republican health plan: failure to remain healthy is punishable by death
  • republican: if sh!t happens to someone, they deserved it.
  • republican initiative
  • republicanism: big business 99, american middle class 0.
  • republicanism: coming to your private bedroom real soon.
  • republicanism: intolerance is a beautiful thing.
  • republicanism: intolerance is a beautiful thing.
  • republicanism: soak the rich & trickle down to the rest.
  • republicanism: suffering is good for you, you need more of it!
  • republicanism: the white anglo saxon protestant party.
  • republican leadership: bob dolt and newt getrich.
  • republican motto: had morals, sold them for money
  • republican motto: i had some morals; sold them for money.
  • republican national convention, avert clinton; unbalance opinion.
  • republican national convention, bonn (noun): (1) capitol; (2) evil incarnate
  • republican national convention, clinton convention: plebeian aura.
  • republican national convention, clinton evaporation; ennui blanc.
  • republican national convention, obtain an epic: clinton
  • republican national convention, obtain an epic: clinton lover a nun .
  • republican: only the same sh!t should happen.
  • republican philosophy = machiavillian methodology
  • republican: plan for women's rights? best left in the bedroom.
  • republican propaganda detected. (d)elete (r)ewrite (l)augh (w)orry
  • republican rule: the more i get, the better off you are
  • republicans: a group of sinners mentioned in the bible.
  • republicans always know who else to blame for taking no responsibility.
  • republicans and communists both hate liberals, the way puritans hate sex
  • republicans are a bunch of nazis! - hillary clinton
  • republicans are anti-welfare... except for weapons contractors.
  • republicans are born bad and grow worse.
  • republicans are dazed and confused. like a duck hit on the head
  • republicans are master baiters: bait blacks, bait jews, bait gays.
  • republicans are the master race. :) - they're right wing, all right!
  • republicans: big business before the american family.
  • republicans: can fix what only a liberal can screw up
  • republicans consume three-fourths of the rutabaga produced in the usa. the remainder is thrown out
  • republicans continue to show their disdain for women.
  • republicans: contract with america, the morning after; they lied!
  • republicans: crybabies of the '90s.
  • republicans cut red tape....lengthwise
  • republicans do as their lobbyists tell them to.
  • republicans do it to poor people
  • republicans do it to poor people.
  • republican: see clueless
  • republicans: experts at diversionary tactics.
  • republicans: filibuster this time and you're outta work.
  • republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time. --george carlin
  • republicans: hypocrisy is their most notable characteristic.
  • republicans: if you don't agree with them, you're unpatriotic.
  • republicans in 1994, 1996, 1998, 2000, 2002, 2004, 2006, 2008, 2010,
  • republicans: insurance lobby 99 ;the american worker 0.
  • republicans like high unemployment: lower wages, more profits.
  • republicans love the poor -- they've made so many of them
  • republicans: more $$$ to national defense, taken from your pocket.
  • republicans: nafta, gatt: do they really have best interest at heart?
  • republicans: new world order - george bush.
  • republicans: no! to parental leave, no! to health care, family values?
  • republicans now grasp at any cheap shot possible.
  • republicans: party of exclusion.
  • republicans: party of klansman man david duke, lier ollie north?
  • republicans raise dahlias, dalmatians and eyebrows. democrats raise airedales, kids and taxes
  • republicans: savings & loan scandal; can we afford it again??
  • republicans say clean up the mess , but complain when it's done.
  • republicans should rent a backbone, democrats should rent a brain!
  • republicans sleep in twin beds -- some even in separate rooms. that is why there are more democrats
  • republicans sleep in twin beds; that iswhy there's more democrats.
  • republicans take control of house and senate! hostage crisis ends!
  • republicans: targets for jaded democrats.
  • republicans: the only relief in sight.
  • republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child
  • republicans understand the importance of bondage. quayle
  • republican: support the pro-life cause or i'll kill you!
  • republican: support the pro-life cause or i'll kill you!
  • republicans want to talk about haircuts, not the economy.
  • republican's wealth = middle class sacrifice
  • republicans: we've got ours. screw you.
  • republicans: we've got ours. screw you.
  • republicans: we've got ours without a handout.
  • republicans: when you come back to us, bring candy.
  • republicans with a clue: on the next ripley's believe it or not!
  • republicans with compassion: on the next ripley's believe it or not!
  • republicans: you will realize how much you miss us.
  • republicant's: they love to lie, and it shows
  • ron brown's $1 mil.golden parachute-closet republican?
  • rush limbaugh and the republican party? a bunch of bullsh*t!
  • rush limbaugh can't attack republicans, they'd cut his fu
  • rush limbaugh - every republican homosexuals dream date!
  • rush limbaugh: every republican homosexual's dream date!
  • rush limbaugh: every republican homosexuals dream date!
  • science creates artificial stupidity - calls it republicans.
  • she's got a nice republican cloth coat - mike
  • she's got a nice republican cloth coat. -- mike nelson
  • she turned me into a republican! --newt gingrich
  • she turned me into a republican! --newt gingrich
  • shooting holes in the bible... er... republican party platform.
  • shortest book: the who's who of great republican humanitarians
  • some of my best friends are republicans.
  • spoiled republicans want their big campaign money to stay.
  • stop the clinton agenda...support the republicans
  • study 3 r's in school. rush. reagan. republicanism.
  • support welfare for the rich...elect a republican
  • sure there's republican family values -- ask their first wives!
  • the dead have risen and they're voting republican!
  • the dead have risen and they're voting republican! -bart simpson.
  • the democrats and the republicans are in bed together
  • the democrats are tax-collectors; the republicans are taxpayers!
  • the old republican health plan: pray you don't get sick!
  • the only good democrat is one who becomes a republican
  • there are sore losers, really sore losers, & republicans
  • the republican emblem is an elephant... we never forget.
  • the republican health care plan: don't get sick!
  • the republican party - we're back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • the republican response. sorry mr. president, the sky is not blue.
  • the republicans have a new healthcare proposal: just say no to illness! - mark russell
  • the republicans want to destroy amendment 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
  • the republican view of america looks like the klingon empire.
  • the senatre republican leader is speaking, tom aid dolefully
  • the thinnest book? the republican book of good natured humor.
  • theyhadfangs,theywerebitingpeople,ithinktheywereyoungrepublicans
  • tis as rare as a republican in a social service agency.
  • to err is human; to blame it on the other party is republican.
  • underdemocrats,manexploitsman.underrepublicans,theopposite!
  • vote republican and screw the spotted owl!
  • vote republican - it's easier than thinking.
  • vote republican, it's easier than thinking.
  • vote republican - or we shoot your dog
  • vote republican! ... the party without a heart.
  • wait 'til rush's fans realize republicans are anti-labor!
  • wait until november '96 ! ...unarepublican
  • warning: thinking to excess may cause failure to vote republican.
  • we have to outsmart the republicans. -bill clinton (wash.post,2/24/95)
  • we now have all of saddam's palaces and residences.so, he has no place to live. if he thought pres.bush was hard on him before, wait till saddam sees how the republicans treat the homeless...-jay leno
  • we won! now let's see if the republicans keep their contract!
  • when guns are outlawed, how'll we kill republicans?
  • you can't do this to me! i'm rich! i'm important! i'm a republican!
  • you know, republicans complain about judges legislating from the bench, but i'm bothered by legislation--like signing statements --from the executive branch....
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