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Signs You Are Doing Too Much Xena

(Assuming that it is even possible to do too much Xena)

1. At twelve-step recovery meetings you don't show up for number six.
2. 24 fans shake their head when they walk past you.
3. Ares is beginning to make sense.
4. You promise the doctor you'll go cold turkey but you smile behind your hand because you know Lucy Lawless has a cameo on tonight's episode of Grey's Anatomy.
5. You post 50 page dissertations about Gabrielle's Bilious Green Sports Bra.
6. There is no number six.
7. Your job is beginning to have a negative impact on your Xenism.
8. You stock your car's first aid kit with a hollow reed for emergency tracheotomies.
9. You've fallen and you can't get up...from the couch in front of the TV.
10. You think...24 hours in a day, 24 first season episodes on DVD...coincidence?