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Xena Tax Tips

  1. Auditors are generally sympathetic about missing tax records if you tell them there were no good leaves available at the time.
  2. Tax records with corners ripped off--same story.
  3. Sacrificing your second horse and drinking its blood to facilitate entering the Amazon Land of the Dead must be claimed as either a totalled vehicle OR a dinner expense, but never both.
  4. A sidekick counts as a dependent.
  5. You can claim mighty warrior wannabes as sidekicks regardless of their real status as Amazons or their worth as a soldier or a chef.
  6. You can deduct time lost while stuck in Callisto's body as a medical expense. You can also deduct the cost of therapy after spending time in Autolycus' body.
  7. Do NOT check the "Yes, I want to be audited" box.
  8. Giving a 35 dinar mule to St. Joseph and the Blessed Virgin Mary counts as a religious non-profit gift.
  9. Argo's oats, horseshoes, and grooming can be claimed under block 49: "Upkeep of a business vehicle."
  10. Up to 100 rolls of twin-ply parchment can be claimed as a business expense because they're for "taking care of business".
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