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  • a fool and his unix are soon ported.
  • anonymous ftp is unix terminology for leech access.
  • beauty and the beast...macintosh and unix
  • bell labs programmers do it with unix
  • bell labs programmers do it with unix.
  • bell labs unix - reach out and grep someone
  • bell labs unix -- reach out and grep someone.
  • bell labs unix --- reach out, reach out and grep someone
  • benson's dogma: ascii is our god, and unix is his profit
  • berkeley has two famous exports: unix and lsd. this is not a coincidence
  • bother, said @f, and deleted unix from his machine
  • bother, said pooh, and deleted unix from his machine.
  • bother! said pooh, and deleted unix from his machine.
  • bother, said pooh as he deleted unix from his machine
  • bother, said pooh, as he deleted unix from his machine.
  • bother! said pooh as he deleted unix from his machine.
  • bother! said pooh, as he deleted unix from his machine.
  • can i run win '95 under dv under unix?
  • cp/m < windows 3.1 < dos 5.0 < desqview < unix
  • dad's a unix; mother board.
  • debugging unix is not an option.
  • dos: the bastard child of cp/m and unix
  • dos unix version...rm*.dos.
  • emacs is a nice operating system, but i prefer unix
  • emasculate your computer with unix!
  • e pluribus unix.
  • error 75ff: msdos.sys not found. buy unix?
  • ever wanted to go to a unix box and type ping pong?
  • for %%friendly in ( dos, vms, unix ) echo %%friendly.....dos..vms
  • friends don't let friends run unix
  • f u cn rd ths ur prbly a unix usr
  • fun with unix
  • gcc 2.0 is to c as svr4 is to unix.
  • give me a dos (or unix) cli or give me death!
  • give me a standard unix! sure, which one: svr4, sco,...?
  • grep... grep... grep... (a frog with unix stuck in its throat)
  • grep..grep..grep... (a frog w/unix stuck in his throat)
  • grep..grep..grep(a frog w/unix stuck in his throat)
  • have windows, don't need unix
  • headline: os scandal: unix and ms. dos found in love nest!
  • help! i've been possessed by a unix daemon!
  • he who gazed upon the naked unix prompt and lived.
  • hier laeuft ehnix, weils zunix kompatibel ist
  • how many unix hackers does it take to change a light bulb? none, they program by the light of the terminal screens
  • how much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking unix system guru to dayton? -- brian boyle, unix/world's first annual salary survey
  • i am root of unix. resistance is futile
  • i am unix of borg. your compatability will be assimulated.
  • ibm's workplace operating system. (dos, os/2, unix, mac capable). nt r
  • if god had a beard, he'd be a unix programmer
  • if god wanted you to think, he would have installed unix in your brain.
  • if it doesn't run unix, forget it
  • if ms-dos and pc-dos and ibm-dos were castrated, they would become unix!
  • i listen to the c shells on the c shore of the unix c
  • i'm confused about unix, aren't they the ones without balls?
  • in accord to unix philosophy, perl gives you enough rope to hang yourself
  • installing unix fixes the [vms] bug. -- barry shein
  • i see.... and unix is an operating system, is it?
  • $ is the // of all unix.
  • is unix a castrated servant?
  • it is easier to fix unix than to live with nt
  • i tried unix but i couldn't get to greps with it
  • i wonder who they named unix after
  • i work off unix and can use multiple operating systems. crow
  • i work off unix and can use multiple operating systems. crow
  • just about every computer on the market today runs unix, except the mac (and nobody cares about it). -- bill joy 6/21/85
  • learning unix via man | pg
  • life is nasty, brutish and short. why add unix?
  • life is too short to waste time learning unix.
  • ls -d: better living thru unix?
  • <- next release, full unix support* -grep-grep-grep-
  • manual? what manual? this is unix!
  • mathematician using unix: 1 is prime. 3 is prime. 5 is prime. 7 is prime. 9 is bus error
  • micro$oft gives you windows. unix gives you the house
  • most unix programmers are great masters of style. -- the unnamed usenetter
  • mother's board, dad's a unix.
  • msdos-the latest utility supported by unix!
  • msdos was created to keep idiots away from unix
  • my answer to unix documentation: ginsu.
  • my other computer had a vaxextomy, now it's a unix.
  • my other computer has punch cards running win nt inside a unix window.
  • my sister opened a unix computer store in hawaii. she sells c shells by the seashore
  • new book: unix programmers who wear ties.
  • new unix/ts manuals available in 2f--101.
  • next: unix with training wheels by armanni - ibid (after admitting to owning a next)
  • no! i said unix expert, not eunuch expert
  • not only is unix dead, it's starting to smell really bad. -- rob pike
  • now if i can run win3 under dv under unix
  • now if i can run windows under desqview under os/2 under unix
  • oh bother, said pooh, as he deleted unix from his machine
  • oh, this is a *unix* system. i know all about this.
  • one who is able to work both windows and unix at the same time is considered very ambidextros.
  • os/2: an imitation unix thats better than dos!
  • os/2...unix for the mentally handicapped.
  • os/2 win unix the good, the bad & the ugly
  • our os which art in cpu - unix be thy name
  • our os which art in cpu - unix be thy name, thy pentium come
  • our os who art in cpu, unix be thy name. thy programs run, thy syscalls done, in kernel as it is in user!
  • oxymoronic book title: _unix for dummies_
  • oxymoron: secure unix
  • oxymoron: understanding unix
  • oxymoron: unix security
  • oxymoron: unix security.
  • oxymoron...unix simplified.
  • pc-dos&ms-dos&cp/m&unixi'lldiddlewithos/2wouldn'tyou?
  • perl - the swiss army chainsaw of unix tools -- rob kolstad
  • pipesinta [unix] -computer jargon 3.0.0
  • reality is a crutch for people who can't handle unix.
  • real men use basic. c is for unix.
  • remember, unix spelled backwards is xinu.
  • rime unix conference chairman
  • sc0 unix was made by a sadist!
  • scotty, how much longer until we can shift into unix?
  • security for unix is like multitasking for dos.
  • sex and drugs and unix
  • sex and drugs and unix. some of our favorite things
  • sex, unix & rock-n-roll
  • sex,unix & rock-n-roll
  • shortest book: easy unix
  • shortest book: fun with unix
  • shortest book: user friendly unix
  • slowly and surely the unix crept up on the nintendo user
  • subj: breaking down unix system firewalls
  • sure there is.in fact,there are dozens of std unixs out there
  • taco bell laboratories: where unix programmers eat out
  • tag x pro @ver@ <- next release, full unix support­ -grep-grep-grep-
  • terrifying sysadmin comment: dd if=/dev/null of=/vmunix
  • the electric chair supports os/2, nt and unixware !
  • the new african-american unix interface: malcolm x-windows
  • the number of unix installations has grown to 10, with more expected. (6/72)
  • there are 2 kinds of o/s's: unix, and brain-farts
  • there are three kinds of people: men, women, and unix
  • there are two major products that come out of berkeley; lsd and bsd unix. we
  • there are two major products that come out of berkeley: lsd and unix. we don't believe this to be a coincidence
  • there are two major products to come out of berekley: lsd and unix. we don't believe this to be a coincidence
  • there is no editor but emacs, and unix is its prophet
  • there's nothing wrong with dos that unix wouldn't fix.
  • there's nothing wrong with windows that unix wouldn't fix
  • the unix environment...a programer's eternal purgatory.
  • the unix fortran optimizer is invoked with rm *.f
  • the unix learning curve bends over backwards to help
  • this bit here says 'i don't think we're in unix anymore toto'... -- me
  • this is unix. this is your brain on unix: #%z&@!!$?!
  • this is your brain: os/2; your brain on unix $*#$(%!%!()%
  • this is your brain...this is your brain on unix
  • this message has been unixized for your protection.
  • those who do not understand unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly
  • those who do not understand unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly. -- henry spencer
  • those who do not understand unix are doomed to reinvent it - poorly
  • to be a kind of moral unix, he touched the hem of nature's shift. -- shelley
  • to kill a bad sector unix it
  • understanding unix
  • unix...99 and 44/100 percent carpal !
  • unix a manly sort of operating system!
  • unix... a manly sort of operating system!
  • unix and the world unix with you; vax and you vax alone.
  • unix are lousy lovers.
  • unix? aren't they those guys who were castrated?
  • unix...developed just to tickle your imagination.
  • unix doesn't do it; their users do it
  • unix doesn't do it; their users do it.
  • unix don't do it.
  • unix don't do it; their users do it.
  • unix: dos on acid
  • unix enhancements aren't
  • unix est un, et c est son langage
  • unix - first, last, and only revenge of the nerds
  • unix hackers go down all the time.
  • unix has gurus. os/2 has evangelists. windows has penitents
  • unix hype: /here/is/a/quarter/now/go/buy/yourself/a/computer/
  • unix? i can't even do one thing at once.
  • unix - if you listen to the shell, you can hear the c
  • unixinu: unix, forwards and backwards.
  • unix is #1. i just love case-sensitive operating systems
  • unix is a computer virus with a user interface.
  • unix is a four letter word that comes with a 1000 page manual.
  • unix is a registered bell of at&t trademark laboratories. -- donn seeley
  • unix is a very user-friendly system--it's just not promiscuous
  • unix is a very user-friendly system -- it's just not promiscuous about which
  • unix is futile - bill borg
  • unix is irrelevant - bill borg
  • unix is like a vorlon: it is incredibly powerful, gives terse, cryptic
  • unix is many things to many people, but it has never been everything to anybody.
  • unix is not an a-ha experience - it's more of a holy-$#!* experience
  • unix is not only dead, it's starting to smell bad. - rob pike
  • unix isn't vax/vms (fortunately!)
  • unix is our friend!
  • unix is riscy
  • unix is simple, but it takes a genius to understand the simplicity
  • unix is simple, but it takes a genius to understand the simplicity. -dennis ritchie
  • unix! is that from at&t? or ... satan!
  • unix is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully.
  • unix is the worst operating system; except for all others. -- berry kercheval
  • unix is user friendly. it's just selective about who its friends are
  • unix...it's not a career...it's a lifetime of drudgery.
  • unix...it's not a job... it's a career.
  • unix: it's not just a hair color, it's a way of life.
  • unix: live free or die!
  • unix, ms-dos, and windows nt (also known as the good, the bad, and the ugly). (by matt welsh)
  • unix...nobody does it worse better.
  • unix? no nick! not nicks!
  • unix? no thanks, i don't keep a harem.
  • unix...not just another pretty interface !
  • unix (n.) : see archaic.
  • unix: operating system for the vowel impaired.
  • unix programmers do it in the background.
  • unix programmers do it with (c)-shells.
  • unix programmers do it with forks.
  • unix programmers do it with (k)orn.
  • unix programmers do it with pipes
  • unix programmers just do it cryptically
  • unix programmers just do it cryptically.
  • unix programmers must c her's.
  • unix prompt
  • unix security
  • unix: security software for harems
  • unix should be used as an adjective. - at&t
  • unix soit qui mal y pense
  • unix soit qui mal y pense.
  • unix, the mf of all dos's.
  • unix: the operating system of the future of the past.
  • unix - the operating system whose commands look like line noise
  • unix, theynix, shenix, henix; inix? os/2! no, netware
  • unix, theynix, shenix, henix, weenix, inix os/2? no, netware
  • unix users are lousy lovers
  • unix: user-viciousness raised to an art form
  • unix was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because
  • unix was the father of amigados. wallow in amiga culture.
  • unix weirdo in training. handle with care.
  • unix when words fail you.
  • unix... when words fail you.
  • unixwhen words fail you.
  • unix will continue for a long time to be the gentic code of the internet - ibid
  • unix will self-destruct in five seconds... 4... 3... 2... 1
  • veni, vidi, vi...i came, i saw, i wrote about it on a unix editor.
  • vms is a text adventure. if you win you get to use unix.
  • vms is a text-only adventure game. if you win you can use unix
  • wanted: unix programmers...we're looking for a few million programmers.
  • wat isn calvados? n unixderivat, watt??
  • we are microsoft, os/2 is irrelevant, unix is irrelevant, hp ux is my life, prepare to be assimilated
  • we are microsoft. unix is irrelevant. openness is futile. prepare to be assimilated
  • welcome to hell. here's your copy of unix.
  • what is a unix wizard? beginner - someone who has never heard the phrase rtfm
  • what is a unix wizard? expert - someone who has rtfm ... again ... and again ... and again
  • what is a unix wizard? guru - someone who doesn't need to rtfm
  • what is a unix wizard? hacker - someone who knows what isn't in tfm
  • what is a unix wizard? knowledgeable user - someone who has rtfm
  • what is a unix wizard? novice - someone who wonders what rtfm means
  • what is a unix wizard? user - someone who has tried to rtfm
  • what is a unix wizard? wizard - someone who wtfm
  • what's the difference between a unix group and a group of eunichs?
  • x-windows...playing tic-tac-toe on a unix box.
  • yabua yet another backbreaking unix acronym grep?
  • you are in a maze of twisty little unix versions, all different.
  • you mean i can put stuff past column 72? wow! unix is gre
  • your brain: ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ, your brain on unix: )**&%^$^%$#&#
  • your brain: -----------, you brain on unix: )**&%^$^%$#&#&
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