TOP TEN REASONS XENA DIDN'T WORK OUT AS BATMAN'S SIDEKICK
1. She's too butch and refused to wear tights.
2. She insisted on cluttering up the Bat Cave with supplies for her army.
3. She thought the Batmobile stick shift was her own personal saddlehorn.
4. Batman was injured when Xena told him her breast dagger was a Bat Crotch Dagger.
5. Batman got jealous when she seduced Catwoman.
6. She fed Batman some of Joxer's famous Radish Bat Stew
7. She killed the Joker, the Penguin, and the Riddler, threatening to work Batman out of a job.
8. She got addicted to going down the Bat Pole.
9. Too many snickers at her cover story of being "Melinda Pappas," Bruce Wayne's mild-mannered live-in masseuse.
10. She refused to call her chakram the "Bat Chakram."