Top Ten Nags from Xena’s Mother
- I don’t care WHAT Gabrielle does. If she jumped into hot lava would you do it too?
- You want to catch pneumonia? Put some leg warmers on!
- Stop picking at your battle wounds and let them heal!
- Stop making that icy warrioress stare, your face will freeze that way!
- Don’t drink straight from the milk cow!
- I hope you have kids who are bloodthirsty world conquerors just like yourself!
- I swear that Far Talking Thing is glued to your ear.
- Are you actually wearing a skirt? It looks more like a belt!!
- Don’t run with that sword – You’ll put your eye out!
- Take that chakram out of your brother’s chest right now!