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  • Yo Momma so fat, copters land on her when she wears a Malcolm X shirt.
  • Yo Momma's teeth so yellow, traffic slows when she grins.
  • Yo momma ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
  • Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
  • Yo momma breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
  • Yo momma breath so bad she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters.
  • Yo momma breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
  • Yo momma butt so hairy, she has to part the crack to crap.
  • Yo momma can wrestle a cow to the ground.
  • Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
  • Yo momma glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
  • Yo momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
  • Yo momma got a face like a bag of chisels.
  • Yo momma got a face like a bag of smashed arseholes.
  • Yo momma got a face like a blind cobbler's thumb.
  • Yo momma got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle?
  • Yo momma got a face like a burglar's dog !!
  • Yo momma got a face like a half-sucked mango
  • Yo momma got a face like a welder's bench.
  • Yo momma got a face like half a pound of smacked twat and a hairy pie.
  • Yo momma got a face like the south end of a north-bound camel
  • Yo momma got a leather wig w/suede sideburns.
  • Yo momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
  • Yo momma got a wooden leg w/a real foot.
  • Yo momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
  • Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches.
  • Yo momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!!!!
  • Yo momma got eyeballs in her kneecaps & her name's Neicee
  • Yo momma got eyes in her butt talking about "Damn, did you see that crap?!
  • Yo momma got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
  • Yo momma got no legs & her name's Contsuelo
  • Yo momma got snakeskin teeth.
  • Yo momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
  • Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
  • Yo momma got so much dandruff you could build Frosty.
  • Yo momma got so much dandruff you could build a snow man.
  • Yo momma got so much dandruff you could write your name in the snow.
  • Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo.
  • Yo momma got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
  • Yo momma got two wooden legs and one is on backward
  • Yo momma gums are so black she spits * Yoo-hoo.
  • Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
  • Yo momma hair so short she curls it with rice.
  • Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
  • Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
  • Yo momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
  • Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights.
  • Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.
  • Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaude.
  • Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles.
  • Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
  • Yo momma has an afro with a chin strap
  • Yo momma has an arse soo big she has to crap in a dumpster
  • Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
  • Yo momma has no ears.... I seen her trying on sunglasses
  • Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what * You're sayin
  • Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper.
  • Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle.
  • Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
  • Yo momma head so big it shows up on radar.
  • Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
  • Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
  • Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
  • Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
  • Yo momma hole so loose she can use a 747 as a dildo.
  • Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
  • Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside
  • Yo momma house so small she droped a washcloth and you had instant carpeti
  • Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
  • Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
  • Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "you ain't gonna punch me 'round no mor
  • Yo momma is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS CRAP"
  • Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9
  • Yo momma is so stupid she thinks she is smart
  • Yo momma is so stupid, she dialed 911 for information.
  • Yo momma is so ugly that when she looks in to the mirror she says what an ugly person
  • Yo momma is so ugly, Dairy Queen doesn't even treat her right.
  • Yo momma is so ugly, her doctor is a veterinarian.
  • Yo momma is so ugly, she has to sneak up on her mirror.
  • Yo momma is so ugly, when she walks by the bathroom the toilet FLUSHES
  • Yo momma just like 7-11. Open 24 hours a day
  • Yo momma like 7-UP...never had it, never will.
  • Yo momma like Crazy Eddie, she's practically giving it all away
  • Yo momma like Denny's...open 24 hours.
  • Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing
  • Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
  • Yo momma like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.
  • Yo momma like a McDonalds: over 52 billion served.
  • Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
  • Yo momma like a To* Yota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
  • Yo momma like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
  • Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
  • Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
  • Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
  • Yo momma like a doorknob - ever* Yone gets a turn!
  • Yo momma like a goalie; she changes her pads after three periods.
  • Yo momma like a golf course, ever* Yone GETS a hole in one!
  • Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
  • Yo momma like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
  • Yo momma like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away
  • Yo momma like a potatoe chip seller on 42nd street, "LAYS! LAYS!..."
  • Yo momma like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers.
  • Yo momma like a refridgerator: ever* Yone likes to put their meat in her!
  • Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.
  • Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
  • Yo momma like a shotgun: one cock and she blows!
  • Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, ever* Yone gets a squeeze out of her!
  • Yo momma like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck.
  • Yo momma like an ice cream cone... ever* Yone gets a lick.
  • Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
  • Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size
  • Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
  • Yo momma like mustard, she spreads easy.
  • Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
  • Yo momma like the pillbury doughboy - ever* Yone gets a poke!
  • Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
  • Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
  • Yo momma middle name is Rambo.
  • Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
  • Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
  • Yo momma nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!
  • Yo momma pits are so hairy it looks like she has Don King in an head lock
  • Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens
  • Yo momma raunchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals
  • Yo momma referees bar fights without a shirt on.
  • Yo momma smells so bad that not even a dog would go near her.
  • Yo momma so backwards, she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch.
  • Yo momma so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
  • Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
  • Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind
  • Yo momma so black that they marked her absent in night school.
  • Yo momma so cheap she whored her way on to the metro.
  • Yo momma so cross-eyed she watches TV in stereo.
  • Yo momma so dark if she cut herself who wouldn't bleed she would smoke!
  • Yo momma so dark she can go to a funeral buck naked
  • Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk!
  • Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
  • Yo momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
  • Yo momma so dark they die bowling balls in her bath water
  • Yo momma so dark when she got outta the car, the Oil light went on!
  • Yo momma so dark when she wears orange lipstick she looks like a cheesebur
  • Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
  • Yo momma so dirty you could write your name in the sand.
  • Yo momma so dumb she though an elevator was a mobile home.
  • Yo momma so dumb, she sold the car for gas money!
  • Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
  • Yo momma so fat God couldn't create light until she moved.
  • Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
  • Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get to her good side!
  • Yo momma so fat I took her to a dance and the band skipped
  • Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
  • Yo momma so fat She had to get out of bed to roll over
  • Yo momma so fat She thought gravy was a beverage
  • Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her
  • Yo momma so fat We went to Mt. Rushmore and didnt know who's face to sit
  • Yo momma so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!
  • Yo momma so fat after sex she smokes a turkey!
  • Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
  • Yo momma so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
  • Yo momma so fat bitch went to Kuwait to light a fag.
  • Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
  • Yo momma so fat even Pres. Clinton couldn't pay for her liposuction!
  • Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
  • Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
  • Yo momma so fat her big toe got stuck in the catflap.
  • Yo momma so fat her college graduation picture was an airial
  • Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
  • Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
  • Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
  • Yo momma so fat her tits are in two different time zones.
  • Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
  • Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
  • Yo momma so fat people use her dandruff as quilts.
  • Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
  • Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
  • Yo momma so fat she ate Santa!
  • Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out
  • Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
  • Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
  • Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Can* Yon!
  • Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
  • Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
  • Yo momma so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
  • Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants in the driveway.
  • Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
  • Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
  • Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
  • Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
  • Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
  • Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans
  • Yo momma so fat she has her own time zone.
  • Yo momma so fat she has her own zip code.
  • Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck
  • Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
  • Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
  • Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
  • Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
  • Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
  • Yo momma so fat she leaves a ring around the lake.
  • Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
  • Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
  • Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
  • Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter Boogers shot out of George's nose.
  • Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose
  • Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.
  • Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
  • Yo momma so fat she shows up on radar.
  • Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
  • Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
  • Yo momma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
  • Yo momma so fat she think a balanced meal is a ham in each hand
  • Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad.
  • Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
  • Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
  • Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
  • Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
  • Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
  • Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
  • Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
  • Yo momma so fat she was born on the 4th, 5th and 6th of March!
  • Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Portugal claimed her for the new world
  • Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
  • Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development
  • Yo momma so fat she wears two watches because she's in two time zones!
  • Yo momma so fat she went to Kuwait to light a fag
  • Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to ever* Yone
  • Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94"
  • Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
  • Yo momma so fat she's got Brighton stuck up her arse.
  • Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
  • Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
  • Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
  • Yo momma so fat that her senior picture had to be an arial view.
  • Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
  • Yo momma so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck.
  • Yo momma so fat that she uses a VCR for a beeper.
  • Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse
  • Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
  • Yo momma so fat that when she cuts herself, she bleeds cottage cheese.
  • Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
  • Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean
  • Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
  • Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
  • Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
  • Yo momma so fat the bathtub leaves a ring around her.
  • Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
  • Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
  • Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
  • Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
  • Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons
  • Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet
  • Yo momma so fat were in her right now
  • Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light god told * Yo mamma to move her fat ass
  • Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing
  • Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
  • Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
  • Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
  • Yo momma so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
  • Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
  • Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says no livestock please
  • Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
  • Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps
  • Yo momma so fat when she goes to the beach no one else gets any sun.
  • Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions
  • Yo momma so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck
  • Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
  • Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New * York, L.A., Chicago
  • Yo momma so fat when she puts her foot down she clears rainforests
  • Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
  • Yo momma so fat when she sits around, she sits around
  • Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
  • Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
  • Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcom X T-Shirt hellicopters try landing on her
  • Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
  • Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
  • Yo momma so fat when she wears red she looks like the Kool-Aid Man
  • Yo momma so fat when she wears red, all the kids scream KOOLAID!
  • Yo momma so fat when shes on the beach the kids yell "FREE WILLY!"
  • Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
  • Yo momma so fat when you put her in a jacuzzi she makes her own gravy!
  • Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
  • Yo momma so fat y'all thought it was an eclipse.
  • Yo momma so fat you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
  • Yo momma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her.
  • Yo momma so fat, she has to iron her clothes on the driveway.
  • Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was when she was looking down at the scale
  • Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!
  • Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
  • Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco!
  • Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
  • Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
  • Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
  • Yo momma so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro!
  • Yo momma so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker
  • Yo momma so hairy she uses a lawnmower to shave her armpits.
  • Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
  • Yo momma so hairy that Big Foot takes pictures of her.
  • Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
  • Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection
  • Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off
  • Yo momma so nasty even the flies puke.
  • Yo momma so nasty lice consider her a great vacation place
  • Yo momma so nasty she bought her boyfriend kneepads for christmas
  • Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
  • Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
  • Yo momma so nasty she has two pussys and they both stink.
  • Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.
  • Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
  • Yo momma so nasty she put on Secret deoderant and it told on her.
  • Yo momma so nasty she uses drano to douche
  • Yo momma so nasty she was declared quarentine since before she was born
  • Yo momma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea
  • Yo momma so nasty skunks run from her
  • Yo momma so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape.
  • Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
  • Yo momma so nasty when * Yo daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
  • Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died
  • Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!
  • Yo momma so old her ass is a cave for indians.
  • Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
  • Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
  • Yo momma so old her birthday's expired.
  • Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
  • Yo momma so old she be older than the wood her peg-leg was made out of.
  • Yo momma so old she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.
  • Yo momma so old she farts dust!
  • Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
  • Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
  • Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  • Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
  • Yo momma so old she owes Jesus a nickel
  • Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
  • Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
  • Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse
  • Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
  • Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
  • Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang
  • Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
  • Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
  • Yo momma so old: God said let there be light & she flipped the switch
  • Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
  • Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
  • Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
  • Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
  • Yo momma so poor she married young just to get the rice!
  • Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
  • Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
  • Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
  • Yo momma so poor she wipes with both sides of the toilet paper.
  • Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
  • Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
  • Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
  • Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
  • Yo momma so poor when your family watches TV, they go to Ed Kelleys.
  • Yo momma so poor you go out for sunday pushes of the skateboard
  • Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
  • Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb.
  • Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed.
  • Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
  • Yo momma so short she is the original Q-tip
  • Yo momma so short she models for trophys.
  • Yo momma so short she poll vaults with a toothpick
  • Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
  • Yo momma so skinny her nipples touch.
  • Yo momma so skinny she could start a Weight Watchers in ethiopia!
  • Yo momma so skinny she goes hang-gliding on a dorritos chip.
  • Yo momma so skinny she got a run in her hose an she fell out
  • Yo momma so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet
  • Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
  • Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
  • Yo momma so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
  • Yo momma so skinny she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
  • Yo momma so skinny she uses suspenders for panties.
  • Yo momma so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS
  • Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man.
  • Yo momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!
  • Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley!
  • Yo momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive
  • Yo momma so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline.
  • Yo momma so slutty she is known as Homecomming Disease
  • Yo momma so slutty she swims after troop ships!
  • Yo momma so slutty whe would bend over backwards for you.
  • Yo momma so smelly, that her crap is glad to escape
  • Yo momma so stupid I saw her in the frozen food section w/a fishing rod.
  • Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home
  • Yo momma so stupid be missing a finger and can't count past 9.
  • Yo momma so stupid her brain cells die ALONE
  • Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
  • Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
  • Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus
  • Yo momma so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
  • Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
  • Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's
  • Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
  • Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
  • Yo momma so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable tv shows at
  • Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
  • Yo momma so stupid she called the cocaine hotline to order some.
  • Yo momma so stupid she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
  • Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book
  • Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
  • Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
  • Yo momma so stupid she got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours,
  • Yo momma so stupid she has blonde roots in your eyeballs.
  • Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
  • Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
  • Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
  • Yo momma so stupid she missing a finger and can't count past 9
  • Yo momma so stupid she sat on a window ledge thinking she'd get framed.
  • Yo momma so stupid she saw a "wet floor" sign and peed on the floor
  • Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
  • Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
  • Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
  • Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
  • Yo momma so stupid she think "innuendo" is an Italian suppository
  • Yo momma so stupid she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album
  • Yo momma so stupid she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
  • Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
  • Yo momma so stupid she thinks manual labor is a Mexican!
  • Yo momma so stupid she thinks socialism means partying!
  • Yo momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
  • Yo momma so stupid she thought a beaver dam was a type of tampon
  • Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
  • Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course
  • Yo momma so stupid she thought menopause was a button on the stereo
  • Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
  • Yo momma so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler"
  • Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
  • Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  • Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
  • Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
  • Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
  • Yo momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide and jumped off the curb.
  • Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
  • Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
  • Yo momma so stupid she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel.
  • Yo momma so stupid she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
  • Yo momma so stupid she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
  • Yo momma so stupid that she brought a cup to the movie juice
  • Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
  • Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
  • Yo momma so stupid that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
  • Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
  • Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
  • Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
  • Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
  • Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
  • Yo momma so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
  • Yo momma so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
  • Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
  • Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
  • Yo momma so ugly I've seen cowpies I'd rather do it with.
  • Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
  • Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
  • Yo momma so ugly even ALIEN facehuggers run away from her!
  • Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
  • Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
  • Yo momma so ugly her face is closed on weekends!
  • Yo momma so ugly her face is like a melted willy.
  • Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
  • Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
  • Yo momma so ugly her parents had to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her
  • Yo momma so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails, FACE DOWN!
  • Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
  • Yo momma so ugly she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck.
  • Yo momma so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
  • Yo momma so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
  • Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween
  • Yo momma so ugly she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.
  • Yo momma so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass of water.
  • Yo momma so ugly she had to wear two bags...in case one breaks
  • Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a huricane to catch a breeze.
  • Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow
  • Yo momma so ugly she just got a job at the airport, sniffing for drugs
  • Yo momma so ugly she looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
  • Yo momma so ugly she looks like she's been bobbing for french fries!
  • Yo momma so ugly she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp.
  • Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
  • Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
  • Yo momma so ugly she makes *you* look good!"
  • Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
  • Yo momma so ugly she scares wild life.
  • Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
  • Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
  • Yo momma so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
  • Yo momma so ugly she'd scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.
  • Yo momma so ugly she's the cover girl for iodine.
  • Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
  • Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
  • Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
  • Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
  • Yo momma so ugly the tide wouldn't even take her out
  • Yo momma so ugly they only wanted her feet for the freak show.
  • Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
  • Yo momma so ugly they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
  • Yo momma so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.
  • Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
  • Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
  • Yo momma so ugly when she was born the windows of her incubator were tinted
  • Yo momma so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
  • Yo momma so ugly you could tell the face, only 'cuz it had ears.
  • Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
  • Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
  • Yo momma teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter
  • Yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
  • Yo momma teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
  • Yo momma teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter
  • Yo momma teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
  • Yo momma teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
  • Yo momma threw a frizbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet.
  • Yo momma twice the man you are.
  • Yo momma ugly, Dairy Queen doesn't even treat her right!
  • Yo momma was in church with a tee-shirt on that said "WHO FARTED?"
  • Yo momma wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!"
  • Yo momma's so boring, she make Presidental speeches sound intresting
  • Yo momma's so fat and old, she fell down and created the Grand Canyon
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she walks she leaves snail tracks
  • Yo momma's so fat, she has 2 passports - Niels
  • Yo momma's so fat, they invented super extra strength ultra SlimFast
  • Yo momma's so fat, they invented super extra strength ultra SlimFast
  • Yo momma's so hairy, she uses a lawnmower to shave.
  • Yo momma's so nice she'd give me the hair off her back!
  • Yo momma's so old, her birthday cake is a fire hazard
  • Yo momma's so old, she councled Adam and Eve
  • Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.
  • Yo momma's so poor, she considers jail as a fancy hotel
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she sniffs Coca-Cola (Coke)
  • Yo momma's so ugly Dairy Queen don't even treat her right
  • Yo momma's underwear is so full of holes that when she farts they whistle
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